ahahaaaaa circular ass rocck gave me the idea. okay so we can roll stuff like the items are walking? lmao.

cactus got me going ouch

I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.

i very occasionally stream on twitch

I was signed up for a service called “Texts from Santa” by my friend @demilardner.bsky.social and I have already been ghosted by Santa

Same way I found out about Epstein

poop came out tied in a noose again :(

text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

fuck off, dude

hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Honestly? hello

I think life could change for me in a major way if I could get one perfect one piece figurine

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

i dont know i dont know i dont KNOW

“One officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried.” Hell is not hot enough

I listened to a good amount of "Big Soft Tiddy dot png", the podcast @demilardner.bsky.social and @tomwalker.bsky.social do together, on the flight. As well as being dangerously funny it's actually extremely sweet, they obviously love each other very much and that's delightful

If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip

oh no @demilardner.bsky.social

Looking for a distraction? I recommend every episode of sywwapp - the series is a hostile, abrasive delight, and Lardner is in a class all her own with this sort of comedy. This is my favorite episode because of Laff Car, a conceptually brilliant bit the show commits to so hard for such a long time.

I watched the whole thing and now I’m struggling not to sing the penis pump theme in polite society, thank you for tremendous content

*this* is how I found out they're making an I Am Legend 2

damn this show lives up to the hype. *multiple* times i was laughing so hard i was in very real danger of violently barfing

This is the most revolutionary worst game show of all time

You being the calmest one at the end of the last segment was gold haha Every episode was fantastic. Amazing stuff

several unbelievable things in this video but I think the one I can't get over is that someone can actually talk while making this face

The best show Grouse House has ever produced. Demi Lardner is next level comedy chaos.

This show is my ITYSL

SYWWAPP is profoundly funny series AND you can just watch it all for free on YouTube right now. Or later, too I guess. It’ll probably still be there.

If you coulda seen my face when I watched the SYWWAPP finale and knew exactly what the item was and how much it weighed because of this...

So, @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social DMing for @jordanrasko.bsky.social, @demilardner.bsky.social, Tom Cardy, and Zac Naoum? This is going to be WILD. #EndlessDungeon

Can’t remember the last time I laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at sywwpp

i really cannot stress this enough she's one of the naturally funniest people out there currently alive today in the comedy scene, if you haven't checked out demi's work you gotta do it.

This show is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all summer

Tom Cardy?? 😱 That's too many of my favourite Toms in one building!

If stuff you find funny routinely makes people say "what the fuck", this is the show for you.

@demilardner.bsky.social You have outdone yourself! Every round of this week's SYWWAPP was more shocking than the last. Fitting that the theme was death because you are KILLING IT!

I got up at 3 o’clock to use the bathroom the other night, and I made the mistake of looking at blue sky real quick before going back to sleep, and I ended up watching this entire thing. I have no regrets even though i was VERY tired the next day

Watching this show gives you the same feeling as there being as gas leak in your apartment

The description of Tom Cardy as "a man who could be my uncle, father or a He/They boyfriend" absolutely took me out God bless @demilardner.bsky.social , the new king of Australia youtu.be/nG4j5qVwOQA?...

climactic SYWWAPP was soooo good. i looked at my phone 5 minutes before @demilardner.bsky.social's stand-up opener for @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social in Sydney, to see a video titled "Demi Lardner Dies" in my subscriptions. rip demi. youtu.be/nG4j5qVwOQA

this little pig wont stop talking about her show. someone please watch so she will "shut it"!

This is my favourite show of the year. Hell probably of next year too. And who knows maybe two years from now also.

been singing "soyouwannawina peee nisss pump" in my head all afternoon and so should you

THE LAST EPISODE!!!! im really really proud of this show. We filmed it in my house but we take a trip at the end of this ep with very permanent consequences.

extremely good, check this out, had to go outside to laugh so i wouldn't wake anyone, woke someone, thank u demi for making a very funny comedy game show for people with cool brains that we do not have to pay for in money