idk why my mum has changed our text background to a blurry picture of a seagull

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

Since you're already on death's door, may I open it for you?

foamie the comfort gnome

I know there’s folks out there that look at preserving and archiving the digital media landscape and I hope that will include videos like ‘random bin company demonstrating anti-vandal capabilities’. It’s very important to me. youtu.be/CYVpOUkrF0M?...

wont be singling any1 out on here but if you see media of someone where they look a bit different than you remember, a good rule of thumb is to NOT post at them and assume and state that they have a disease or syndrome. great way to make them spiral about and obsess over their looks for days. thanks

Hello new and old followers alike, I am a writer and cartoonist based in LA making books and art for folks like @criticalrole.bsky.social and @dimension20.bsky.social~ 🌱 You can support me on my patreon here: patreon.com/kendrawcandraw 🌱 Portfolio and links: Kendrawcandraw.com

Sorry. Not interested.

shes mad at me cause i gave her dentastix instead of dried bull penis.

eleanor rigby

(falling into a hole) im not here to make friends

Simpsons Fans Will Soon Be Able to Call Homer on the Phone

Me reading Cathy

Hey you little loudmouth nasty son of a bitch, let me tell you something. Fuck you.

skeleton dancing away from his greyhound

why doesnt the couch have a seatbelt for when im watching GAMER THRONES

toilet upstairs has that it factor. toilet upstairs knows it can give you whar toilet downstairs cant. but toilet downstairs will hold you while you are thinking “let me die before i hurt anyone else”

this is actually a handshake practicer i invented and dropped on my holiday at winderbone so sorry

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

📷 Figured if I’m putting so much money into 35mm photography as a little hobby of mine, I might as well post my photos somewhere. If anyone else is on #Lomography, feel free to follow and see some absolute garbage photos. www.lomography.com/homes/alexle...

back on my bullshit making the niche crossover fanart no one asked for lol. here we answer the question: what if the stressed mums from @libbycwatson.com & @demilardner.bsky.social's dinner party stream were the protagonists in a mike leigh film?

March of Guests II continues with @demilardner.bsky.social on Movie Night with Big Howell & DB twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

im saying it dor h th e last fucking time they are nodes not bolts on frankingsteins neck

forgot to post this for mine and @libbycwatson.com ‘s stream oh well

beautiful art of me and @libbycwatson.com and whamber tagged me wrong because she dont care me.

today at 3pm @demilardner.bsky.social and i will be cooking an elaborate meal for @gooffkings.bsky.social and @thelukeman.bsky.social. don't miss it

i couldnt stop laughing listening to this bigsofttitty.png live show (by @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social) podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b...

@boontavista.com @tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social great show last night! And thanks for the free shirt Demi!!!

This guy was an unbelievably bad poster back when I still used Twitter; glad to see he’s gotten even worse lol

Tim and Guy: *mention Alexei Toliopoulos* Me, aloud, unbidden: "leki tolipops" Dammit @demilardner.bsky.social #twioat

LIVE LIVE LIVE SYDNEY SYDENY SENDY BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG + BOONTA VISTA ONE NIGHT ONLY POWERFUL SEXUAL HEALING WILL BE DELIVERED BEAMS OF LIGHT WILL SHOOT OUT OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS MARCH 5TH 2026 CAROUSEL BAR AND BALLROOM

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team HELP ME HELP ME HELO EM HELO ME HEMITBTBBCCB EVERY TIME I TRY TO REVERIFY MY AGE IT SAYS YOURE ALREADY VERIFIED AND THEN DIRECTS ME BACK TO VERIFY HELPPPPP

THAT’S RIGHT SYDNEY! @demilardner.bsky.social! @tomwalker.bsky.social! @lucyxiv.boontavista.com! @aynrandy.boontavista.com! Ben who isn’t on Bluesky! And me! MARCH 5TH TICKETS AT: boontavista.com/live

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team THERES NOTHING MORE INCAN DONIVE DONE AGE VERIFICATION COUNTLESS TIMES PLEQSE HELP MEEEE

This is tomorrow at 5pm pacific, 8 est on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. I have changed the alerts to be worm stuff. We will be teaching the worm about world history. We will be telling the worm affirmations. We will be touching the worm. And something secret featuring special guests

@bsky.app PLEASE FUCKING LET ME LOOK AT MY DMS IVE COMPLETED THE AGE VERIFICATION AND IT KEEPS TAKING ME BACK TONTHE FUCKING AGE VERIFICATION IM FUCKING 32

ahahaaaaa circular ass rocck gave me the idea. okay so we can roll stuff like the items are walking? lmao.

cactus got me going ouch

I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.

i very occasionally stream on twitch

I was signed up for a service called “Texts from Santa” by my friend @demilardner.bsky.social and I have already been ghosted by Santa

Same way I found out about Epstein

poop came out tied in a noose again :(

text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

fuck off, dude

hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release