I saw a new genre of 20 year old today I need help identifying: beat-up brown leather jacket, baggy true religion jeans, lots of like hot topic style rings and piercings, brown leather shoes, mini mullet - what are they

do you think me and zendaya would get along? like just as friends??

new ep out everywhere with @osullyville.bsky.social we discuseed the store for the most amount of time on an episode yet!

A short time from now on a Twitch stream not far away… It is time to talk STAR WARS for Franchise Fest, and who better to discuss it with than @thelukeman.bsky.social. We’re focusing on A New Hope & Empire but also talking the couple of entries that followed twitch.tv/lord_googoo 11/15 6pm ET

If you hate that Jesse and I yell at each other during STORES you are antisemitic. Thank you.

we got @jessefarrar.com and @rickypeacock.bsky.social on the pod this week. i cant figure out what the password is for the stores bsky account youtu.be/o-uwxpssMCo

I should Probably have one of these

Can u do me a flavor and nominate me for the hidden gem award (thelukeman) and best streamed series (fornite talk show) UwU it would weally help me out

bounceXmoan

There should be more stores catering to the needs and wants of bald men

I think life could change for me in a major way if I could get one perfect one piece figurine

i love amv night

No I need a fricken sandwich! Just playing yall happy Saturday

Thanks for interviewing me Pete ^_^

you gotta subscribe to the video tier of the patreon

dbj called tom an asshole within 5 min of the pod starting and we never recovered

AMV NIGHT VOL. 4 is on 10/26!!! Come hang out with me and @thelukeman.bsky.social as we celebrate the power of anime.

Realizing my own age for the first time as every Fortnite player calls me unc

now this is comedy

Playing sonic racing cross worlds with @gooffkings.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social !! #ad Twitch.tv/thelukeman

talking frankenstein throwing you in the river with sean from @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social - new ep out now

holding dick like cigar to pee right

smash or pass, poop and pee edition

In a perfect world, all of my friends’ discords have a channel to discuss my podcast ❤️

When an actor says the child killing war is bad after 2 years of saying nothing, I say, that’s a slay honey!

I’m bouncing and moaning on it!

Luke pussy goes dummy Is this something I can say? Make your voice heard in the comments below 👇

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

If you have not checked out @thelukeman.bsky.social's Fortnite Talk show you really should. It's extremely funny and sometimes heartwarming and always very, very human. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfLs...

normal to do

moron doesnt know how to add one red line to a photo

It’s amazing to be in Washington DC

luke's demon slayer car on the CVS ep with hayes from @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social

Dimes square is over.

32 year old Kirby fans eating good tomorrow

forgive me father for i smoke dro

think im finna gonna get radicalized

we went to barnes and noble with @alecrobbins.bsky.social

If you call sandwiches Sandos you need to get a fucking grip. This is the real world. People depend on you

Big Howell Dawdy’s Big TV Movie Marasubathon starts tomorrow at noon eastern

The podcast STORES is a place of learning. Please enroll now. patreon.com/storesthepod...

Almost 60 entries!!!!!!!!

I’m not “afraid” of small claims court, bitch I am small claims court and you owe your wife a car

come to luke and pat's amv night and also look at this yaoi art I drew

amv night vol 3 is next saturday! deadline for entry is the night before! @pizzasuplex.bsky.social

The boonta eve classic would have gone down way different if I was there

Hot dog is hamburger on acid

Someone should subscribe to STORES with Luke and DBJ because we're 7 dollars/month from being over 3k BEFORE ITS EVEN BEEN 4 WEEKS. This will allow us to raise Producer Pat Gill's pay to 20 dollars a month!!! www.patreon.com/c/storesthep...

I went on this week's STORES Bonus Ep to learn about Kirby and it was a huge disaster! The so called "Kirby Oracle" is a fake and a loser! Shame on @thelukeman.bsky.social! He did not know the animal friends are canon!! (pls subscribe to the patreon for the video ep 😜 patreon.com/storesthepod... )