i actually love the idea of an AI actress because i hate when women are also people

(presidential debate 2027) JD VANCE: poor people are poor because they don’t work hard. GAVIN NEWSOME: i will personally imprison every homeless person. THE ROCK: maaaan kevin hart is short as hell!

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

In Texas, the fine for a DUI is $2,000 The fine for trans people using the “wrong” bathroom is $125,000 This is because trans women piss so much and so hard that if they don’t use a boy toilet, the pipes explode, which makes peepee poopoo flood the streets and causes hundreds of car accidents.

most trans people aren’t dangerous and the ones that are dangerous are too busy railing me to do anything bad

so every conservative can say the shooter was a 10 foot tall tr*nny who eats babies and killed george washington but jimmy kimmel can’t say that maybe it was just some guy???

yeah one of my biggest issues with trans porn is that halfway through they always stop kissing, turn to the camera, and repeat “assassinate charlie kirk” for 20 minutes

i never thought i’d see the right so determined to make a young christian man transgender they’ve got kash patel putting wigs on that boy while telling him he has beautiful bone structure

“transgender ideology” and it’s just a depressed person who uses discord

one of the funniest things the right insinuates is that all trans people agree with each other

i wonder why people are dehumanizing a guy who spent his whole adult life making money off dehumanization

god is real and he’s sending butch tgirls to punish me for making fun of my lesbian friends

is there already a list of transgender people who own guns? does that list have their phone numbers? does the list include if maybe they’d want to kiss me? america deserves to know!

ah yes malcolm gladwell, the genius behind “if you do one thing a bunch of times you’ll get good at it”

many people live in tgirl desserts where you have to drive hours to get to the nearest tgirl when i’m president, i will make sure every american has access to tgirl

Like many of you, I thought Donald Trump was dead. So, yesterday I bought 6,000 eggs in order to sell them back at a higher price once his death was announced and prices skyrocketed. Now, I need to get rid of 5,980 eggs. I ate 20 today in a panic and I feel so so sick right now. Please help me.

kinda funny for people to be like “donald trump must be sick! he looks like shit!” and then it’s just a picture of how that guy has always looked

we could never have a revolution with only trans women cause the chants would be quiet as hell

how am i supposed to feel comfortable on an app without 30 bald guys screaming at me about sports betting

praying the only bootlicking on this app is the hot kind