I love this so much I must add my own contribution: My mom, trying to remember Mariska Hargitay’s name: The woman from SVU, Margarita Haggerty?

Happy Boxing Day y’all, I’m looking forward to leaving my Christmas tree up for another two months 😌

Is it actually that common to go home to a “childhood bedroom” at Christmas? The concept is entirely foreign to me. My family moved multiple times in my childhood and since my parents became retired empty nesters, they’ve moved several more times.

Apologies for not tweeting 200 times on Christmas Day, but it’s because I have a life outside of the internet, unlike Donald Trump

Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university. Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

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I keep coming back to this thread on the Nero Decree over and over again. Twitter. CBS. Columbia. The Fed. The Kennedy Center. They're not transforming them, they're burning them and salting the earth behind them so they can't be rebuilt. And the biggest target of all is the internet.

There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it." It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵

Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course! spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...

This is also the anti-sex worker rights movement play, it’s a classic

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A federal judge has blocked an age-verification mandate for social media in Louisiana, ruling that the same content can be accessed on unregulated sites, that it chills a huge amount of speech and that tools already exist for parents to block use. You know, the same arguments FSC made in Paxton.

Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?

Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)

Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."

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Would you watch a sitcom about Monk and Sexy Lady Grinch

Along with @siridahl.com I was unexpectedly on @bestshow4life.bsky.social tonight. Tom and the gang have been so profoundly and deeply supportive of my work since I got to Los Angeles, and I wouldn't have accomplished half of what I have without that. I am so deeply grateful for them.

I am losing my mind DO ANY OF THESE JOURNALISTS KNOW THAT VENEZUELA IS NOT ON THE PACIFIC THAT THE CARIBBEAN SEA DOES NOT TOUCH THE PACIFIC THAT IN FACT THIS IS WHAT THE PANAMA CANAL WAS BUILT FOR WTF IS THE EASTERN PACIFIC PLEASE LOOK AT A MAP

As you look at this ugly example of gender affirming medical intervention, remember that Trump never stops talking about Leavitt's "lips that don't stop-op-op-op, like a little machine gun."

if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should

Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

A few weeks ago I put out a call on “X: The Everything App” for followers to tag porn studios they want me to shoot for in 2026 and here is my reaction to the majority of the responses:

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Good mail day courtesy of @alexsteed.bsky.social and @siridahl.com .

I’m no food photographer but there were requests to see the meal 🌝

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Happy Sunday, I am having a Negroni while I make some maple roasted squash and a baby kale & persimmon salad to go with my store bought rotisserie chicken ✨

I just deadlifted 240lbs for the first time in like 3 years 🥹

It is “we” or is it CAPITALISM that’s running out of good ideas

Mandatory national service? Oh boy that’s would really send the OF subscriber numbers skyrocketing 🤣 if I had a dollar for every time an OF sub has submitted a dick rating request where they’re clearly wearing fatigues, I’d be a couple hundred dollars richer

Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

How I feel about porn companies & platforms that tell creators to embrace AI. Some companies have started to realize that implementing gen AI tools is prohibitively expensive but they can still profit by allowing AI ”models” to exist on their platforms, for example the Fanvue platform

how tf is this woman 6 months younger than me she looks 55

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For this monumentally idiotic take to get published, it must mean that *nobody* on the Atlantic editorial staff has ever worked a customer service job (believable tbh)

I love a fun little lore drop, like, for example: I once stayed in a relationship with a total asshole for 6 months more than was reasonable because - and unfortunately I’m very serious about this - he was way too much fun at karaoke

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

This is the only enjoyable part of the Reckoning documentary, bc every other detail is more horrifying than the last. The dude is a real life supervillain

Stealworkers

i stand by this statement every year

what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your tide pod cocktail

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I’m forever befuddled that some men will watch my cultural commentary videos, then turn around and watch WHATEVER or Fresh and Fit, and their takeaway is “Siri should guest on these pods” I’m not willing to be used as livestock for redpill engagement farming.