Before you give me shit, I had permission from @adamconover.net for my shoes to touch the podcast studio couch. 🤣 I didn’t want to take them off and show feet for free, but I unfortunately also have the “my feet must always be elevated” form of ADHD. youtu.be/tjWUmDHxjIg?...

Check out the new Factually! episode with Siri Dahl and Noelle Perdue wherever you get podcasts! » Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... » Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6KYN... » YouTube: youtu.be/tjWUmDHxjIg

This is an excellent longform discussion about the impact of legislation like the Online Safety Act from @adamconover.net featuring Noelle Purdue and @siridahl.com.

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

She’s so cunty and I love her for it 💕

just bc Joss Whedon came up in the replies to my Alan Tudyk thirst post, I’m gonna say this bc I think it’s funny: Just like I’ve never seen The Simpsons, or Friends, I also never bothered to watch any Joss Whedon stuff when I was growing up, and by the time I had some mild interest in his work…

It’s time for my quarterly Alan Tudyk appreciation post

Wow, this is very damning evidence. They hit me up in 2023, and I said no just bc the vibes seemed off. By contrast, I would HIGHLY recommend the toy company I went with, Lightning Star. They’re a new company making a truly custom, high end product - and they’re also more affordable for fans💕

They're… demolishing some of the East Wing of the White House, where the Presidential Emergency Operations Center nuclear bunker is, to then build a monstrously gaudy ballroom… damn near on *Top* of where the Presidential Emergency Operations Center nuclear bunker is. Is that… do i have that right?

after not bothering for a couple of years, I’ve started tracking macros again ~because gainz~ and I forgot how much of a struggle it is to eat 160+g of protein daily without constantly feeling like I’m about to pop 😫😫

the bangs are BANGIN today!

Hotshot Peasant Has Window

A big thing for me in 2025 has been learning that I have a hair type called “Irish curls” (when the under layers are curly and the top layers are wavy or straight) and I’ve been learning how to style my hair to show off its natural texture :) I think this is a cute look! What do you think?

SURPRISE SURPRISE

New #podcast with @siridahl.com dropping soonish.

This Is Fire Season 7 Grand Championship episode is out! Will I win against @melissastratton.bsky.social ? 😱

I’m getting my first mammogram tomorrow morning, please wish me well. (I have the special privilege of early mammograms because almost every 45+ woman on both sides of my family is apparently cursed to battle the breast cancer demons)

it’s Tuesday

Raising the bar for safety and consent: @siridahl.com and Asa Akira talk about the positive impact of our updated performer verification requirements. Check out the full @corntelethon.bsky.social interview here: www.corntelethon.com

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

San Francisco this morning

I’ve been saying this since that cursed document made its first appearance. Absolutely insane that anybody ever tried to deny that Project 2025 *is* the official GOP policy platform

I joined @siridahl.com on @firstthirstpod.com to discuss all sorts of things, including early affections for Jem, April O’Neil, Bill of Bill and Ted, Nick from Family Ties and Nona and Little Pete.

My next premium newsletter will have all sorts of fun numbers and thoughts but it comes down to one thing: depending on how you read their numbers OpenAI is at best spending $2.65, or at worst $4.14, to make $1. This company stinks!

Oof. This is absolutely heartbreaking and well worth the read.

“This Is Fire” is a competition that starts out with 8 contestants, who are all cast by the production company and kept secret from each other until the first day of shooting. I didn’t know in advance who else was cast in the show. I just happened to compete against her (and I won).

While I was looking for copyright infringements on youtube to submit to my DMCA service for reporting, I found this ABSOLUTELY CURSED thing.

And porn. If you're touting "science" about the damaging effects of pornography you're carrying water for right-wing orgs that for ten years have pushed anti-porn (anti-masturbation) pseudoscience as a justification for censorship of sex and sexuality online. Porn is not "a public health crisis."

I’m back on #cameo and I can’t wait to give your dad a pep talk 🥹 v.cameo.com/e/HWids40f4Wb

The Virginia council member pushing for a new "obscenity" ordinance in Lynchburg cites "sadomasochistic" abuse and clearly political speech from the Warped tour as the type of performances he thinks should be criminalized. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kIW...

🚨 Online censorship is accelerating—and it’s reshaping the adult industry. Tomorrow, join Aylo & @riccilevy.bsky.social for a Community Panel on what’s at stake and what comes next. 📅 12pm PT | 3pm ET 👉 Register now: www.eventbrite.com/e/aylo-woodh...

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If you’re capable of human emotion at all, this should make you sick to your stomach. Abolish ICE, *and* private prisons. The whole system is beyond fucked.

guess what else is pink

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

I’m giving out 1-day free trial links to my OF to celebrate my BIG WIN! 🏆 🍾 Watch This Is Fire on OFTV: of.tv/brandi-siri Join my OF for free! onlysiri.com

shrimp labubu 🍤👹

War ravaged Portland

Today feels like fall in Los Angeles. I’ll take one tenth of one season, please and thank you. 🍂

Did I mention there’s a $20,000 prize on the line?!

My final episode of This Is Fire on OFTV is out! In this final round, I face off against Brandi Love to see who can make the best cowboy steakhouse dinner 🤠🥩 Watch the episode and see who’s the best at finessing a 4” thick Piedmontese steak 😮😮 of.tv/brandi-siri

HELP!! I’m irredeemably horny 😩

Bad news: TEAP is coming a day late because of issues uploading. Best news: @siridahl.com has an amazing podcast that both BJ and I have recently been on to talk about our sexual awakenings, how it has affected our senses of self, and led us to being with the kind of women we always had crushes on.

Please report this fake TikTok account (that’s enabled subscriptions 😒) for “something else>frauds and scams”! you can also try submitting a report for “pretending to be someone else > username @hellosiridahl” but usually it won’t let you, bc TikTok has shadowbanned my real account.

she looms!

Critical thinking skills are generally not respected, valued, or taught in American culture, so how can we be surprised by an outcome like this?

I'll be going live on my OnlyFans at 7:30pm pacific tonight! Come say hi IF YOU DARE 👀 >> onlysiri.com

“we just want to protect kids online!”

I will not link to it. I just want to reiterate that thousands of books have been banned by the right. And American Dirt sold millions of copies.