New collab scene with Dredd coming to onlysiri.com sooooooon!

👀👀👀 @trystagency.bsky.social

sex worker twitter is completely awash in a bunch of baby brained SWERFs complaining that anal sex and choking are inherently degrading & antifeminist acts that no woman should be subjected to. TAKE MY FEMINIST CARD AWAY I GUESS BC I LOVE THAT SHIT

Imagine if JK Rowling had just transitioned 40 years ago instead of being in denial and writing “POV: you’re the chosen boy” fanfic, then getting crazy rich and using her power to become the world’s most insufferable TERF

Siri 2.0 has existed for more than TWICE as long as Siri 1.0 did. Siri 2.0 Siri 1.0 2020-now: 2012-2015:

look i'm not a big "judge people by the media they consume" person but if you watch the new wizard bigot show that gives money to Rowling, I will think less of you and trust you less.

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

Starting at 6pm pacific! playsavvy.live @playsavvy.bsky.social

I’m guest hosting @playsavvy.bsky.social tonight! Get the app at playsavvy.live and play against me 🤺 the stream starts at 6pm pacific!

For Playboy, I spoke to adult content creators about the hours of labor their subscribers *don’t* see. “The amount of times I have people in my comments being like, ‘Get a real job!’ and like, I probably pay way more to the IRS than you do!” - @siridahl.bsky.social www.playboy.com/read/sex-rel...

The birds and the bees are not nearly as pornographically inclined as I was led to assume. The way that they were hyped up by my parents I hit play expecting something hotter than a @siridahl.com film, but I gotta tell you that despite the flatting colors of their costumes, Dahl's still hotter.

Israel is distinctly unpopular with the Democratic base and pretty unpopular with independents. this should help clarify that Newsom isn’t trying to move away from *unpopular* lefty positions, he’s trying to abandon the left entirely

I’m at ICE HQ

been doing a lot of this, lately

As time has gone on I've realized there is a still quite small but now non-trivial chance that the entire Iran War is simply an insider trading operation, creating repeated black swan moments and relying on markets continued willingness to gyrate wildly in the face of absurd and predictably ...

Hey Ethical Capital Partners, maybe y’all wanna step in and buy OnlyFans too, before it gets snatched up by like, Larry Ellison or Mr. Beast and all the sex workers who depend on the platform get thrown in the trash

LIVE SHOW on my OnlyFans tonight! Be there or be 🟩 😤 at 9pm pacific / midnight eastern time! onlysiri.com 👈👈

Road trip cat 🐈‍⬛ Georgia hates road trips for the first hour or so, but when she gets over the anxiety of all the moving stuff outside the window and realizes she can sunbathe in my lap all day, she’s a VERY happy little baby

Totally agree with what @siridahl.com says here about how its no fucking coincidence people are policing porn in a time where women leverage more power over themselves in the industry. Sex work history shows when women get too much power they are hit with regulations. #sw #sexworker #womensrights

Siri taking picture: “I hope this is what you’re looking for.” Me: “Nailed it.

We also extensively discussed AI in the adult media industry, and the practice of some performers using it to generate content of themselves, something Siri thinks is unethical:

Non-religious Republican men seem to often support religiously motivated laws against adult content and educational material about sexuality. In the latest "Theory of Change," @siridahl.com argued that incels want the government to control their own use of porn. plus.flux.community/p/culture-da...

OpenAI plans to allow sexting with ChatGPT. A human-AI interaction expert warns of a privacy nightmare. www.wired.com/story/chatgp...

NEW EPISODE! In which we continue on our journey into cinematic bisexual awakenings of 1990s with @samleecole.bsky.social and @siridahl.com.

NEW: Character.AI continues to host bots styled after prolific abusers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, as well as roleplay "scenes" created to gamify Epstein's island. They aren't hidden. One roleplay is called "Epstein's Island Adventure." futurism.com/artificial-i...

I'm still boycotting Target, and I don't feel its absence. I think that says a lot, given that I'm a Minnesotan and was so loyal to Target for most of my life. It was also my first job, when I was 17 and my mom said to me, "Since you love it so much why don't you work there?"

It’s car wash day! Still waiting for Chemical Guys to sponsor me 😂😂

NEW: A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men, including minors, to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits. When we asked them about it in January, they lied about the huge security flaw. Here's why we're naming them now:

Hey, this is quite big! Hadn't checked the bill until now (PDF); it really is removing sex work related sanctions! Including sex work itself. ❤️ (Yes, minors and trafficking is still illegal. None on those is removed). There's apparently a hearing this Wednesday. leg.colorado.gov/bills/SB26-097 🤞

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

I’m making a special International Women’s Day appearance with everybody’s favorite quiz daddy, Scott Rogowski (!!) tonight on the new Play Savvy app (one might call it a cousin to HQ trivia) Live trivia starts at 6pm pacific time! Download the app now and get ready 🤓 www.playsavvy.live

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

Today I got my first confirmed studio booking in 10 months. It’s been almost a whole year since a porn studio paid me to work. Some industry folks have even told me they thought I retired again? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nope. But I know there are some companies that won’t hire me anymore because I’m not apolitical.

Big thank you to Alex Farias for the new profile photo 🥹🐈‍⬛

I know times are tough for all of us, and I’m getting hit hard as well. As a sex worker rights activist I’ve been doing more free labor than paid work since 2024 😵‍💫 if you want to support me in a place that’s not NSFW, my Patreon is a great option! www.patreon.com/siridahl?utm...

send this video to a maga bootlicker who needs to get their shit together 🧡 @pornhub.com www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...

Tell your dad I said hi 👋🏼 v.cameo.com/e/jkkUxUXik1b

there are two types of wild ass in Death Valley

I won’t be going to XBIZ Miami this year 💔 I’ve gone the last 3 years, cohosted the Creator Awards 2 years ago, and I’ve always had such a great time! To all my fellow creators who are going, I hope you have a wonderful time, and best of luck at the XMA Creator Awards!

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

Work day. @siridahl.com

However, after sitting with this on my soul and consulting my legal team, I've decided to show you what I made. They may not have wanted this, but I feel like this belongs out in the world.

dildos

Just recorded a super fun convo with @siridahl.com on this and other industry-related topics. Will be out soon!

March 3rd is threesome day! If the fantasy of a ménage à trois turns you on, find three-way erotica and sex ed guides on PinkLabel.TV. Browse threesomes: 🎥 pinklabel.tv/on-demand/fi...

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/