When you're over 35 you can say "the other day" and it could mean anytime in the last 5 years

Jessie Eisenberg’s The Debut? Could have sworn I’ve seen him in something before

I’m not too good at using Bluesky but hey there are 7 total eps of my and @shanemadej.bsky.social’s new weekly comedy trivia podcast The Quizard’s Pit.

Game show stream! ALL NEW SHOWS! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Live for Game Show Stream! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I think drummers look really cool when they hit the cymbal and then stop it with the little pinch shortly after

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@shanemadej.bsky.social and I have now officially been sucked up into the Quizard's Pit, a weekly nightmare where we have to come up with 6 obscure facts about a particular topic, or I guess we never go home? First episode - Birthdays is now up!

@shanemadej.bsky.social and I are unfortunate victims of getting sucked up into space weekly and on Monday we release the first episode of a podcast that tells our horrific story. @nicklutsko.bsky.social gave us this amazing theme and Jared Sosa followed it with an incredible animation.

EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...

Revenge bed time what am I sleeping with Kill Bill? 🤪 Just joking everyone! Have a great weekend!

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Yeah we're watching game shows :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

And just like that! I'm live! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Here. See you tonight :)

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How lucky are we!

March of Guests II concludes with @mattyistalking.com on the game show stream! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

Live with gameshows :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I guess MTV's Spencer Pratt is running for mayor and this hat has pissed me off for the last 5 minutes straight.

This week on WatcherTV: a new episode of List-o-Mania teaches everyone the true meaning of "acrimonious", the Professor pops back in for a new episode of History Contingency Tapes, and Charlie joins Ryan and Shane in the Screaming Room to watch Blood And Honey!

game show stream tonight :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

How the fuck is it STILL Brat summer?

You know, all things considered Jay Leno looks pretty good for being a money grubbing workaholic who God has tried to kill like 3 times.

It's time. Game show stream twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Pauly Shore would have been an incredible streamer

New ep out with @mattyistalking.com we went to bath and body works! youtu.be/7z8qu1vgCog?...

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Watch Ryan, Shane and Matt put their tastes to the test in the first episode of...LIST-O-MANIA: www.watchertv.com/new-releases...

Back on my bullshit. Even if you don't think I'm funny and hate animals just go like the video anyway.

Have to move stream because my life is a little crazy and I’m hoping to finish a lil YouTube video.

Big time congrats to America’s adversaries. You didn’t even have to do anything, you just hung around and we took care of it ourselves

Yes I find it offputting that the group of four teenagers parks in the liquor store parking lot with their massive black SUV and all the doors open each with a leg hanging out. But they’re making core memories and I bet that goes crazy.

I’m gonna win this

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Our only car got flooded yesterday. I will be taking 3 points psychic damage every hour until this costly and annoying process is over.

I'm really simping out to Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. I'm doing free unsolicited promo for a movie I haven't even seen yet.

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Somebody's mom somewhere watching someone like Alicia Silverstone reprise her role from Clueless for a Superbowl Ad selling a gambling app: "I love this!"

Imagine thinking you're on the right side of history when the best act you can get for your alternative to polite society concert is pervert white rapper kid rock

Really love that the same companies that killed tv so they could become tv are doing the same thing with binge watching and are now like “what if we just released one a week? That work for you pig idiot??”

Twitch listened and gave us back Hdubb. Thanks everyone who helped!

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I'm busy OKAY?! And if you want me to stream more you better show up! CAPISCE?!

This is really annoying. Out and out one of the best members of the twitch community getting banned for some weird automated mistake and getting denied by the same automated system that made the mistake to start. Do I have any connects at twitch who can dm a way to work through this?

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

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God, you gotta imagine how fucking stupid you feel getting fired from ICE. Like you can't go anywhere else. It's like getting cancelled out of Austin.