Job Bernthal seems like a fun and chill guy lol jk not even a little bit

live for gameshows :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Trying to cut calories but currently finding that getting high as a kite, watching a movie from the 70s and eating the biggest PB&J I can make is the best way to end every evening

I just got other shit to do is all

Here’s the thing, babe. It’s ALLLLL on MY bingo card.

This dude hosts Jeopardy! and you’re worried about speaking out against fascism to keep some followers?

Good

We're watching silly shit. :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

One can only hope that once this nightmare is over and the curse is lifted, former ICE agents will have to live in shame and fear that their secret will be found out. That when the stakes were the lowest for them they chose to violently abuse the smallest amount of power the instant they got it.

It's game show night! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Protein bars are out! The new rage is loose pocket chicken nuggets.

Here’s streaming schedule this week, put it in your lil notebook.

Unc at the Dave and Busters going crazy on beat saber

Yes. I think women are great. SUE ME.

watching really bad tv twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I mean come on

@buhumoth.bsky.social is an extreme talent who makes great stuff for my stream despite the fact that I not once have ever asked for it, said I don’t need it, and only accidentally encouraged the behavior. Jason has a fundamental need to make insanely cool shit and we’re all better for it.

Holy smokes. @watcherwiki.bsky.social crazy for this.

Love the companies that have no business doing end of year “wrapped” stuff. “You got two oil changes” “You transferred from your savings to your checking 5 times” “It seems like you only download this app when you need it and delete it as soon as you don’t. You did that three times”

Millie Bobby Brown married Jon Bonjovi’s son and her married name is now Millie Bovi Brownjiovi

My best friends are Disney plus and Taylor swift and they don’t ask for excuses when I cancel plans 💅

The are only a few type of Letterboxd reviews. “I would let [hot female character] step on me” And something like “ I like when they train spotted”

Dick Hollerin’ is my roller derby name

California State Fair lineup

They call me the white Timothee Chalamet

Latest drop in the Epstein files extremely disappointing.

Me walking into the Avatar set 500 days into production smacking my gum: “All this really necessary?”

Avengers Doomsday is releasing the same day as Dune 3 in a pretty transparent attempt to recreate a Barbenheimer movement and the most annoying white guys in the world are very excited.

So many bad takes

I’m also going to be in avengers doomsday but they didn’t go and make a whole trailer about it

At the airport Hudson News and I bought a Red Bull and an uncrustable and out loud said “this about to go crazy”

Watching game shows, and baby.... we're laaaaaughing! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

"that's fair" Me, after someone says some dumb shit I cannot possibly agree with, even if I tried really hard.

I'm watching game shows and laughing. twitch.tv/mattyistalking

It's only been 3 years since Ke Huy Quan's triumphant return to cinema in the cinderella story that was Everything Everywhere All At Once. Now, firmly a fixture in Hollywood once again, he continues his legendary career in his newest role as Gary De'Snake, a snake, in the movie, Zootopia 2.

Okay, can I get a motorcycle if I just ride it around the neighborhood?

No alarms. Gonna let my body decide IF and WHEN it wants this nap to end.

Showing somebody @storesthepodcast.bsky.social

We're live okay! Get in early for Match Game twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Watching things you think will make me laugh, and then stuff I know will upset you. twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Hey, we're watching game shows if you wanna join. twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I would have been nice to Frankenstein’s creature if I met him and I know that in my heart

I’m hearing Frankenstein (2025) didn’t pass the bechdel test. If I’m being for real… If anybody doing anything in that movie but talking about that fucking creature I’m walking out.

If you’ve never met me, just imagine like a lower to middle manager, showing up late for work with an iced coffee, blaring Elton’s “the Bitch is Back” and serving the absolute cuntiest looks and that’s pretty much my vibe.

Watching Game Shows! Is that okay with you?! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Gonna be real witchya. I didn’t know there was a Louvre heist and I cannot believe so many people thought it was a really great Halloween costume.

I’m streaming outside of a normal time I stream and playing a game, so please come say hi and make me feel like I’m allowed to do this twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Hotel TVs to now only show Impractical Jokers