I guess MTV's Spencer Pratt is running for mayor and this hat has pissed me off for the last 5 minutes straight.

This week on WatcherTV: a new episode of List-o-Mania teaches everyone the true meaning of "acrimonious", the Professor pops back in for a new episode of History Contingency Tapes, and Charlie joins Ryan and Shane in the Screaming Room to watch Blood And Honey!

game show stream tonight :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

How the fuck is it STILL Brat summer?

You know, all things considered Jay Leno looks pretty good for being a money grubbing workaholic who God has tried to kill like 3 times.

It's time. Game show stream twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Pauly Shore would have been an incredible streamer

New ep out with @mattyistalking.com we went to bath and body works! youtu.be/7z8qu1vgCog?...

I am live for gameshows! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Watch Ryan, Shane and Matt put their tastes to the test in the first episode of...LIST-O-MANIA: www.watchertv.com/new-releases...

Back on my bullshit. Even if you don't think I'm funny and hate animals just go like the video anyway.

Have to move stream because my life is a little crazy and I’m hoping to finish a lil YouTube video.

Big time congrats to America’s adversaries. You didn’t even have to do anything, you just hung around and we took care of it ourselves

Yes I find it offputting that the group of four teenagers parks in the liquor store parking lot with their massive black SUV and all the doors open each with a leg hanging out. But they’re making core memories and I bet that goes crazy.

I’m gonna win this

I am live for a bit ;) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Our only car got flooded yesterday. I will be taking 3 points psychic damage every hour until this costly and annoying process is over.

I'm really simping out to Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. I'm doing free unsolicited promo for a movie I haven't even seen yet.

I am live and making the world a better place. twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Somebody's mom somewhere watching someone like Alicia Silverstone reprise her role from Clueless for a Superbowl Ad selling a gambling app: "I love this!"

Imagine thinking you're on the right side of history when the best act you can get for your alternative to polite society concert is pervert white rapper kid rock

Really love that the same companies that killed tv so they could become tv are doing the same thing with binge watching and are now like “what if we just released one a week? That work for you pig idiot??”

Twitch listened and gave us back Hdubb. Thanks everyone who helped!

I'm live! Watching gameshows!!!! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I'm busy OKAY?! And if you want me to stream more you better show up! CAPISCE?!

This is really annoying. Out and out one of the best members of the twitch community getting banned for some weird automated mistake and getting denied by the same automated system that made the mistake to start. Do I have any connects at twitch who can dm a way to work through this?

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

GAME SHOWS twitch.tv/mattyistalking

God, you gotta imagine how fucking stupid you feel getting fired from ICE. Like you can't go anywhere else. It's like getting cancelled out of Austin.

Streams this week!

if you're wondering whether the goo crew is going to do a Fuck ICE fundraiser for minneapolis here's your answer. don’t make any plans for thursday because we’ll be going all day

Gameshows! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Job Bernthal seems like a fun and chill guy lol jk not even a little bit

live for gameshows :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Trying to cut calories but currently finding that getting high as a kite, watching a movie from the 70s and eating the biggest PB&J I can make is the best way to end every evening

I just got other shit to do is all

Here’s the thing, babe. It’s ALLLLL on MY bingo card.

This dude hosts Jeopardy! and you’re worried about speaking out against fascism to keep some followers?

Good

We're watching silly shit. :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

One can only hope that once this nightmare is over and the curse is lifted, former ICE agents will have to live in shame and fear that their secret will be found out. That when the stakes were the lowest for them they chose to violently abuse the smallest amount of power the instant they got it.

It's game show night! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Protein bars are out! The new rage is loose pocket chicken nuggets.

Here’s streaming schedule this week, put it in your lil notebook.

Unc at the Dave and Busters going crazy on beat saber

Yes. I think women are great. SUE ME.

watching really bad tv twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I mean come on