Elizabeth Taylor reflected in the glasses of Richard Burton, in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (Mike Nichols, 1966)

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@sararubin.bsky.social says I need to balance out my stuffy book selection with lighthearted fare and her examples were: - “Fifteen Hundred Grandpa Jokes To Curl Your Toes” - “One Thousand Farts To Dance To”

🔮 gate of persuasion 🔮

This connection isn’t articulated often enough.

I knew the gist of it but I wasn't prepared for the ending of Moby Dick to basically be that scene in Poltergeist where the entire house implodes into a tiny wink of light.

он, PEG --THAT'S CORNY

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cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me! follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

if you can't draw a fun little imp in a bow and boots for your birthday when can you!!!!!!

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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THE GHOUL

women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.

made this happy little frame for my art website :)

sun 🌙 down

Undoubtedly the coolest marine footage ever captured and so I think we are now in the clear to bomb all the oceans and destroy these horrible beasts forever.

Every few years a pilot episode makes me go fully crazy and HELLOOOOOOOO to The Lowdown.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

🌟 sever thy spirit 🌙

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

If you have not checked out @thelukeman.bsky.social's Fortnite Talk show you really should. It's extremely funny and sometimes heartwarming and always very, very human. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfLs...

Great! Now if I can only control the nut who writes it! 🤪

Garbage Day remains illuminating.

I swear the Lou Malnati's in Naperville IL used to have a The Bodyguard pinball machine featuring a dot-matrix representation of the bad guy's head getting split open by Kevin Costner's bullets. Can still see it. Every time I close my eyes. To date I've found no evidence this pinball machine exists.

me at Riot Fest playing it cool after taking too much LSD:

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.

We need to stop calling the four humors thing "pseudoscience." There's too much evidence for it in culture, it's real.

me: does joel schumacher do anything any more @shanemadej.bsky.social: yeah he mostly lays very still under the earth

I will never apologize for a post

Here is a nice floor.

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

In Highest 2 Lowest there’s a scene that basically ends but then goes on for an extra 20 seconds as Denzel, alone, just does some fingergun humor and then leans back in his chair and says “Oh shucks.”

Made a little Anime Music Video for @thelukeman.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social's AMV Night. If you'd like to also watch you can do so by pressing play.

This show is amazzziinnnngg one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in a long time

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"

I'm sooooo happy nobody talkin bout no dumbass "Life of Chuck" anymore and how it made them "feel good" and "has a dance" like OK sorry but I don't GIVE A SHIT about just some guy with a name

Thought E.R.’s Anthony Edwards was on my flight! Ain’t him

deity

Learning that Dashcon 2 was not held in Schaumburg, IL smdh why bother

They gotta do another Sidney Gish album sometime