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I’m not supposed to be figuring out various ways to declare self-employed income. I’m supposed to be killing monkeys for my kin-group to devour

you gotta separate the art (McRib) from the artist (the body of Ronald McDonald)

CENOBITES: we have such sights to show you ME, AN INTROVERT: I’ll take a look in my own time, thanks!

Mr Introvert just wants to have some quiet time on his hell train / ship / greenhouse I see

There’s a heritable trait I call the ‘North Atlantic Misery Gene’, which is very much in evidence with this selection :)

Art pervert :(

Realizing you can gain a lot of insight into someone’s personality from their top 3 wrong station episodes. The inclusion of PORPHYRIOS here speaks to a wholesome romantic streak belied by the presence of Vermis at #2

you're not supposed to have a favourite wrong station episode. that's like having a favourite ulcer.

Hammering railroad spikes into my head until I become a radical centrist, only then realizing that I've Gone Too Far

NEWSCASTER: the entire family was hospitalized after breathing in fuck up gas INFLUENCER DOCTOR REVIEWING THE NEWS CLIP ON YOUTUBE: guys, it’s really important that you not breathe in fuck up gas. It can really fuck you up. I did a whole video on this

Lumo is clearly a fish, which implies he should be eaten with white wine. However he has the hair of a beef, which implies red. Does this mean he should be eaten with a full bodied white, like oaked chardonnay? A light fresh red, like beaujolais? Sound off in the comments for we will be eating him

Next Wrong Station is going to be a 2-parter for fans of POWER SWORD and EXISTENTIAL THREAT. Vicious postapocalyptic dieselpunk. Burning cold & chipped chrome. Broken knives, white dogs & radioactive snow. Right now the title is, ACTION CRISIS WHITE

i'm going to start a pwyc open mic comedy show here.

Sad AND tired? In this economy

Me reading DUNE decades ago: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind," haha, religious zealots are so weird Me now: Slack referring to itself as "me" in a notification is an obscenity and the people who programmed it to do that will not see heaven

The metaverse is inevitable

marc andreessen has embraced the Tao Te Ching (war crimes edition)

mmm slight disagreement here: political art is likeliest to work if the underlying artistic work is NASTY AS FUCK and MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP.

Perfection is in the eye of the beholder but is everyone else in agreement? A horrific tale today from @thewrongstation.bsky.social - Zagreus 💜 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

// POLITENESS, WHATEVER THE STINK // ADVANCEMENT, WHATEVER THE INDIGNITY // GODHOOD, WHATEVER THE COST A new tale of gods and mortals, myth and madness from The Wrong Station. Listen to "ZAGREUS," now available on all podcast platforms.

No. You can’t do it. There’s no way you can force me to have an opinion

Wife’s most conservative aunt just spent 3 hours complaining about Iran war, Epstein, Doug Ford cutting healthcare & education; woke 2 draws near

For the late evening crowd - Please call Ford if you object to his brazen move to block FOI requests Note: - there's a nonpolitical staff person ready to take your anonymous call NOW. - public outrage has made Ford reverse decisions in the past Ford ☎️ (staffed 24/7) : 416 325-1941

Cant stop thinking about her* *early medieval armorican gaul

one page rpg: winston churchill vs one otter you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

No Canadian would ever drink something that claims to be from Windsor

They talk about the male loneliness epidemic but you can just have the fellas over on a weeknight to drink some sangria & play games with pencils & dice

they already stole the plot of "vermis" with rfk jr. now they're coming for "black lotus".

This essay from @megapolisomancy.bsky.social is extremely good. Love to see critical discussion of Wrongness (or as we spell it internally, 'Wrongeness'--the 'e' emphasizes the Wrongeness of Wrongeness, you understand.) ancillaryreviewofbooks.org/2025/05/02/r...

Last episode of @patrickwyman.bsky.social ‘s excellent ‘Past Lives’ just came out today. I wrote about it for Spring magazine—I think it’s a really important show: springmag.ca/past-lives-a...

The next episode of Wrong Station is gonna be another ugly one; it’s called, ZAGREUS

Who’s a better writer? A human writer, or a human writer whose work our machine has plagiarized?

Imagine thinking that a guy who does this to you is actually gonna make you the prince of Cuba

The canonical New Zealand tweet is actually about Canada. We don't even know what Briscoes is, but if there's dairy products & 40% off on deck furniture we will have the Americans bomb us a pathway there

FOSSIL FUELS: - expensive - bad for the environment - powers cars WHIPPING A BUTTERFLY KNIFE AROUND REALLY FAST: - free - whoa, cool - awesome

This is tonight!

touching the stove, but learning nothing because gas is too expensive to turn it on.

If you’re in Canada and you want to get looped into the anti-war movement, this phone action tomorrow night is a great way to dip your toe in the water. Just put on the zoom call while cooking dinner, and they’ll walk you through everything. us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

If you’re in Canada and you want to get looped into the anti-war movement, this phone action tomorrow night is a great way to dip your toe in the water. Just put on the zoom call while cooking dinner, and they’ll walk you through everything. us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

that was supposed to be the hour when he died and we just… skipped it

that was supposed to be the hour when he died and we just… skipped it

I pray someday my immense posthuman sons may do the same for me

BROKE: Sinners (2025) is about race WOKE: Sinners (2025) is about the Gramscian struggle for cultural hegemony BESPOKE: Sinners (2025) is about getting eaten out

Paul Thomas Anderson’a worst instinct is his needle drops somebody needs to gently take him aside

I posted ‘lol, lmao’ when attack ships were on fire off the shoulder of Orion

I think Canadians as a whole are politically ignorant and willing to tolerate evil if someone convinces them it’s responsible, but basically decent people who want to help

They’re gonna be so mad when we immanentize the eschaton under Woke 2

Farming screaming humanoid heads on an alien world with my infuriating yet sexy arch-rival

Guy next to me on the streetcar bending to one side to take a hit off his crack pipe. Something polite about the gesture I suppose