If you punched jd vance in the face your hand would just sink in all the way to the wrist

This is the post that makes us finally write Vermis 2.

Tough to feel happy about the Mamdani candidates winning when I’m still so sad about the loss of our beautiful sir keir :(

1) he was a churl 2) he was a coward 3) he was a man of no account 4) he was a husk 5) he was a spineless weasel 6) he was mayonnaise left out on the counter 7) he was a cretin 8) he was a lackey who licked the hands of those who weren’t even his master 9) he was wet 10) he was a little bitch 11)—

HILARIOUS Bronze Statue PRANK: The Heat of the Sun Burns Alive the Prisoner Within!

Hey it’s me, that rizzless bloated sack of grey shit the Wall Street journal decided to make the face of their socials. No no that one, the other one. No, the OTHER other sack of grey rizzless shit. You’re wrong about wanting healthcare

The tender skin beneath the crisp glaze melts in the mouth, as the braised & brined meat tantalizes w a firm yet pliant feel reminiscent of chicken, yes, but also eel. The faint taste of something bitter is sublimated in mouth-watering savory moistness, juxtaposed with the spicy crunch.

Babylon 5 is the thinking man’s Deep Space 9. But Deep Space 9 is also the thinking man’s Babylon 5.

the great thing about war is that you don't have to take it too seriously. just have fun out there.

It’s easy to write a little freak. But you can only write a sane character when you yourself are sane. This is the great challenge

Just spent 10 mins feeling stupid about something I said 22 years ago in grade 7 English. Good job brain

this is a terrible decision. i need to be able to think "a 13 year-old probably wrote that" when i encounter a truly dogshit post. it's part of a poster's immune system. it deactivates my attack instinct.

Unrelated to tangent, but related to "cubicle farm concept of productivity", @thewrongstation.bsky.social is a horror anthology podcast that had an amazing horror story about that that's all I can think about sometimes with this stuff. CW: Body horror, ED behavior encouraged by shiny corporate apps

wemby go back to the fuzzy 2011 creepypasta image that you came from

the goat of owl art. if you haven't explored ashevak's work, do so at your earliest convenience.

Let’s focus on what unites us: our blind irrational hatred of the Other

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27 Dresses Later

Friday night, work is over, time to crack open an ice cold monkey’s head

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

still thinking about it this morning and something i keep coming back to is how corporations are able to turn "too many creators to meaningfully credit/pay" into "no one holds the rights so we can claim this IP". will this happen to other community art projects?

just left a screening of Backrooms. i have a lot of thoughts about what it means when a communal art project becomes a successful media property owned by a single corporation. both on an IP level, but also on a semiotic level.

At the minor league baseball game this evening, the disgraced ex-major-league ringer on the team hit a homer over the fence & nailed a skateboarder with it. Crowd went nuts

You hold the tallboy & dart in one hand, the jewelled rapier in the other

The AI footage of police violence here is almost certainly trained on real footage of police riots post-George Floyd. AI laundering real violence by the US state against its own people as propaganda to sell an imperial war. Beyond rancid.

laozi, one of our great Chinese guys, he comes up to me, tears in his eyes, and says he’s never seen someone wu wei like me. and he’s right, people, he’s right. I’m uncut wood, I’m raw silk

every character in every Wrong Station episode is canonically queer if you want them to be. especially the worms.

I think I know maybe 3 people who use it for anything?

If you’re Drinking Beer correctly your piss will be carbonated

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me, finally getting on a plane home: wait a second, maybe he’s onto something…

surrounded by people eating ribs at the portuguese airport

me, reading the tao te ching after two cancelled flights and 3 extra days stuck in the airport: "this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about"

The king is 11. He drools, his eyes are vacant and sometimes they bleed because he is so inbred. He has a newly discovered sexual interest in cushions. BUT he is also the locus of all divine order & wisdom

Wrong Station is backing out of our performance at freedom 250. we were told it was a non-partisan event celebrating the wheel of samsara and other karma-related sufferings. we did not know it was actually about america. we deeply regret our error.

Teenager upstairs is yelling at his mom. He’s calling her ‘Bro’

One way or another, everyone these days is using the Grinding Guzzler

ADOLESCENCE: I don't wanna do any of this shit YOUNG ADULTHOOD: I'll never make it in life because I don't wanna do any of this shit MATURITY: my sole redeeming grace is that I don't wanna do any of this shit

Modernizing Wrong Station for younger audiences. All analogue technology will now be digital, all dinosaurs will now be raccoons, all ghosts will now be currently alive people

When he got into a bad enough mood he always began to think about monitor lizards

Human meat, now with Protein

The Left has a King In Yellow problem. Here’s why.

Marks? Grill issue

before releasing an episode like "Vermis", "Mother's Milk", or "Black Lotus", we usually have a conversation along these lines. sometimes, people should be kind of aggravated by art, especially art they care about.

None may use the 6th floor toilet without first defeating me in war

Wrong Station.

Entire judo class watching my 34-year-old carcass doing burpees long after everybody else has finished

this is how clavicular did his penis enhancement

The North American giant foot fetish community (NAGFFC) was set back 50 years because this artist refused to draw her feet. We’re only just now catching up.