They're putting all the single guys in a big terrarium

Okay, yeah, this fuckin' rocks

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

Undoubtedly Charlie Brown would kick Calvin’s ass. But! He would take no pleasure in it

Fuck yeah

// IT IS EVER DEVOURING // EVER CRAVING, NEEDING, HARMING // DESTROYING ALL, AND ITSELF He is The Serpent, Son of The Serpent, Feast of The Serpent. He is the one "THAT EATETH HIS OWN TAIL," a new story from The Wrong Station. Written by Alexander Saxton and performed by Anthony Botelho.

ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name. CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor. M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers. C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends. M: Hold on

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

UNLIMITED APE

catherine o’hara is one of the few people that has a legitimate claim to the “funniest person of all-time” title.

"Losing My Edge" but about dark magicks and sung by a lich.

Canadian friends: today is *the very last day* to buy a membership in the NDP and have a say in who the party's next leader will be. Only members can vote in March. On climate and economic justice, we need a strong third party. Don't sit it out! act.lewisforleader.ca/become-an-nd...

the giant from jack and the beanstalk cutting gluten out of his diet:

podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/w... They’re saying it’s #goblinweek

First they came for Dan Bongino, and I said nothing Then they came for Greg Bovino, and I said nothing Then they came for me. But I had a regular name, so it was okay

is the lightning okay?

until the tiger got into my house, i thought we should hold off on saying there was an escaped tiger marauding in the neighborhood, to avoid alarmism

Sign up for my workshop!

Cracked open the exoskeleton of a lobster only to find it was full of human bones in there

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

It is time to choose between socialism and barbarism

take your significant other on a Wrong Station date. make them listen to Vermis.

great subhead on wilhelm reich's wikipedia page

It’s like watching a tiger kill something

“But what deeply troubles me now is that for all the steps we've taken toward integration, I've come to believe that we are integrating into a burning house."  Dr. King said this famous quote on March 27th, 1968, mere days before his murder. But the context around the quote is interesting...

‘Have you watched heated rivalry yet?’ ‘I don’t know; is general grievous in it? No? Well, there’s your answer’

// SHE'S JUST UP THERE, ATOP THE HILL. // ALL YOU NEED. ALL ANYONE NEEDS. // WON'T YOU GO SEE HER? Don't worry. Don't cry. Rest assured, "EVERYBODY GOES TO SEE THE MOTHER." A new story from The Wrong Station, written by Alexander Saxton and performed by Anthony Botelho.

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tits out for Mervyn Peake

4am I’m hard at work on a character I call alfonsoprah cuaron: “Tú mama también! Y tu mamá también! Y tu mamá también! Mamás de todo el mundo obtenen un carro!” grind never stops

The skull is just another muscle; you have to toughen it up

Kakopolis

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Someone very dear to me just said, ‘I’m never alone, because I always have my cysts’

“Yes I can absolutely help you with that! To tie a good, clean hangman’s knot you’ll need to remember some super cool knot-tying basics — and to use sturdy rope, which you can get at your local Home Depot.”

I'm really enjoying the horror-story podcast The Wrong Station. Here's a very short one if you want to test-drive it: 👈 pca.st/episode/b70e...

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Avi Lewis has the juice. He’s sharp, good on camera, knows how to organize, and has a strong, optimistic, and achievable vision for this country. If you’re looking for the Canadian standard-bearer of a Mamdani-style socialist politics, this is your guy.

NEWS ANCHOR: we're getting word that two dozen ICE agents are in hospital after they started kissing a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit with platinum blond hair only for her to tragically explode because she was actually a big stack of TNT.

Mister The Boneless, let’s work together to turn the temperature down in 9th century England and Ireland

Ten more seasons, baby

Ich War, Ich Bin, Ich Werde Sein

No new pictures Where are you at mentally

Here’s a post for probably no one—Danny Elfman is a Tuvix of Tilda Swinton and Carrot Top

It's quite late, but we'll be releasing our combined, super-sized Fall and Winter 2025 Lorebook on Patreon this week. It's unhinged, it's a fucking nightmare, sign up today www.patreon.com/c/thewrongst...

Behold! The Sword of Friendship is a fearsome blade. And yet! Beware, Young Squire; it may only be wielded by the Knight who is Chilled of Out and Cool of Guy