NEW EPISODE @josiahhughes.bsky.social + @premiles.bsky.social A wide ranging discussion on the topic of "What's happened to us?" FREE @ patreon.com/chamberofreason

There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names

Flowers for Algernon is a story about what happens when you give a mouse flowers

Hitler was 27 when he killed himself

some of my rich followers should give tara money

None of the libs at the "No Kings" protest were there to support Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell. also saw a lot of Irish :\

In the year after Christ's death a straggler in the desert was delivered salvation via religious epiphany, a vision which appeared in his mind as a 2025 YouTube lifehack compilation.

There should be a corporate version of ASVAB I can ace without studying and instantly be made junior executive of child poisoning at Monsanto

new episode of a podcast called "Chamber Of Reason" the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests" patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free

Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere. One day we will eliminate violence.

the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason of course we talk about the charlie kirk event. but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.

Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet. Here it is, the best username ever created: Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka

New video from me.

check out the podcast I do with my friends thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...

Doing A Lot Better These Days Thanks Man

Me doctor perscribed veeagra for me wank sessions.

Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.

"I'm dying" my best friend cried. "I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat. But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!

My cop idea

This is what I say to turds

My low polygon airbnb's couch has too many pillows

Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

last blur album is uneven but the ones that hit are really heavy. still weird he left the best song for the deluxe edition. the swan

he is a character on adult swim's TruthPoint. contact the onion and tell them to bring us back for their infowars thing

I endorse everyone annoying the guy who runs the onion on our behalf even though it probably won't do anything

My presidents to assassnate top 5

If John Lennon knew he was going to die he wouldn't have written the song "Only Fools Pass Away".

I just generated this using AI

In the upcoming King of the Hill + The Office crossover, Bobby gets a job working at The Office. Jim and pam are not visible but the viewer is able to imagine them living somewhere off screen

I have created a new political ideology called Dark Evilism. Please support my new idea

New ep with caleb pitts. It's on spotify and all too patreon.com/posts/135763491

Happy's evil twin, Unhappy Gilmore, carries a machete rather than a golf club and instead of being rash and violent he is calm and peaceful

"The 48 Laws of Power" we dissect Robert Greene's seminal work about manipulation, on our podcast available to patrons patreon.com/chamberofreason

Are we seriously wealthshaming on the yacht subreddit now?

It is legal to hold a Bank of America employee hostage as long as it's not for money.

Finally got around to reviewing the last few films I saw at the cinema

New evidence appears to show Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein at an anime convention in 2003. Trump, dressed as Chun-Li is seen 'glomping' Mr. Epstein, who is dressed as E. Honda

Today is my birthday, time to enjoy my summer bbq playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/6cj...

Top Answer (Picked By Users) I'll go against the crowd and say you should NOT drink water you find in the desert as it's likely full of sand and scorpion eggs or a trap laid by a Bedouin sniper. Allow the downvotes to commence. Edit: Thanks for the gold!

I found an old man struggling in a bathroom stall. No toilet paper. “Here,” I said. “Use my hand”. I smiled warmly against his shocked expression. “Today you, tomorrow me”.

Forgot the word neurodivergent and called myself a "mental minority" at my probation hearing

AOC used to follow me in 2017 on her old account TurtlePal. Her gimmick was posting turtle pics and saying she wanted to wanted to live in a shell. While it's nice she "came out of her shell" and became a celebrity, I'm a little hurt she hasn't reached out in years.

In the first ep of The Office reboot, Dwight becomes addicted to gooning and posts an incel manifesto before using a 3D printed gun to kill a mukbang streamer. The second episode is about pam

"Stop, please!" "Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder." "Ahh!" Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.