We started a DnD podcast within our podcast and I’m on there as a player character :)

PLANET WAVES, our DnD campaign is now up on patreon, DMed by @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social played by @pizzasuplex.bsky.social @thelukeman.bsky.social and a special guest player each arc! check out the first 10 minutes here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTz... www.patreon.com/c/storesthep...

I know everyone's mad at me for working at the New York Times. But here's the thing. They actually PAY me to do it. So that's why. It's not like I want to or anything. I just write articles and crap like that because then I get money afterwards. So, yeah, that's basically why.

ICE signup bonus is an indirect stimulus package for Dodge Ram dealers and Turkish Airlines

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

I am a simple person who thinks that telling the truth about things is important. I watched the video footage of this shooting, and the killing is casual and unhurried. DHS and aligned political actors are very ready to present a story of rushed, panicked violence, and it just is not true.

And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.

I joined Libby and Charlotte on the What’s All This Then podcast and had a rollicking fun time except for when they showed me the worst thing my eyes have ever seen: a giant pile of sausages abandoned in a field. Grrrreat Britain was that gross! (Also Tolkien chat, not quite as gross)

The story of US intervention is a story of suffering, misery and chaos. How many more catastrophic failures will it take before we learn the lesson? My piece for @tribunemagazine.bsky.social on the illegal invasion of Venezuela. tribunemag.co.uk/2026/01/star...

Pat Harrigan: Somalia must send one fighter pilot to have a jet dogfight with me over New York City. The winner will be in charge of Somalia and New York.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

Don't overthink the Trump admin's reasoning here. They don't have a grand scheme. They are willing to upend the international order because they think everyone else will be too scared to fuck with them. And whatever terrorist attacks this inspires against us will just help them electorally.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

Got a migraine so no morning stream. I’ll try to get on later 🫡

sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man

Heyo, you can preorder RHS2 from Barnes & Noble for 25% off if you're a premium or rewards member (I have it on good authority you can sign up for a membership for free if you aren't one)!! Ends 1/1 www.barnesandnoble.com/w/harder-tha...

The Dangers of Beer

got my VHS copy of Bloodmoon and I will be screening it soon on my twitch channel :)

From the producers who brought you "Jackie Chan"

Breaking news we are now a podcast about toilets. Go listen to Episode 33 - Grand Designs with @jacobgeller.com for more on the Loo Of The Year Awards

I searched for a DisplayPort KVM on Alibaba yesterday and when you do it shows you the process of its AI search assistant function, which returned “it appears you are searching for a DisplayPort KVM”

It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.

Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life

Timo fuckin rules so this should be fun

love to defray, hate to incur

Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.

Merry Christmas :)

In 2010 I was in a CoD lobby where a guy was being racist and another guy told him “put some salt on your head and shrivel up”

It’s sick that there is a conservative career path where you can make 6 figures for being too dumb to write a paper or lose in sports. The ultimate participation trophy

NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani on Mustapha Kharbouch, the Palestinian student who was falsely accused last week of being the Brown University shooter by various racists and conspiracy theorists.

Da goat stays goated

i hope you’ll listen to this week’s what’s all this then because i think it’s really good. and justin is such a wonderful guest. and im nice. ad-free on patreon or with horrible ads here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

This was a ton of fun! Thank you very very much to everyone who showed up and raided and all that nice stuff. Tomorrow at 10am we're going to finish up by watching a SUPERFIGHTS, one of my favorite bad movies

jelly boy vs @pizzasuplex.bsky.social’s cousin who wins

gonna push the start time about 1 hour back to make sure everything's in working order! 1pm PT @ twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

I'm doing a subathon on monday!!! twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

I'm doing a subathon on monday!!! twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

"Oh it's bloody almost christmas and I've got no pressies for me wife! Me Asda shut after Brexit!" That's what you sound like. WATT is here to Save Yer Arse: Buy your partner, friend, or baffled aunt a GIFT MEMBERSHIP to the podcast at a tier of your choosing! www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

Returning to pubg with Libby and luke and Stefan… pretty epic haha 😝 twitch.tv/libtron