Eaton Centre stays being the worst mall genuinely of all time. My worst fucking enemy

"Anti-ice" was also on the snowplow that got Jeremy Renner

woooahhh www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBx...

Watching Trading Spaces (nightmare show) with @bosh.worstpossible.world www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

This week, @slowpuke.bsky.social and the lads head on down to their local watering hole to watch a grown man scream at pirates as they cover Jon Taffer's hit reality TV show: Bar Rescue. See you Wednesday, Taffers.

My favourite workout is Jumping jacks

Ozzy Osbourne if he was scary: I’m going off the BONES 🦴💀 on a crazy BRAAAAIN 🧟‍♂️

Pacino screaming at me while i brush my teeth because i’m not LOOKING at HIM

I’m doing a sort of subathon thing. I’ve never done one before. So i decided to spend my first one as a labubu i’ve made up my own lore to. See you at noon est on sept 28th.

I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!

My babies are 5 years old today :)

The zipper on my zip-off cargos/shorts was splitting open as I was walking to the grocery store. Felt like a fucking slut. Showing an inch of back thigh

HGTV stream www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Fable 2 day. Today. Fable Today. Lol. www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

The Grim Licking Beast

Abandonware Niiiight www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Toronto Trend: trader jors totes

waterpark simliator www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

The perfect Pacino pic. Plump. Sweet. Kind eyes. Button nose. Gentle paws. Empathetic gaze. My Som

A shipwrecked captain going to the mall for ship parts because he heard there’s an anchor store and being very disappointed when he walks into Nordstrom

I’m plaguing Waterpark Simulator because i’m a sucker for simslop games. make House Flipper 300 times and i’ll play it. And also because i want to splash around and giggle with my friends. Teehee. Heeehehehhee. www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

iiits another hgtv stream. guest this week is @thelukeman.bsky.social and the show is Design on a Dime. It is like Decorating Cents but they get more money. And it sucks www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Most fucjed up cop hair ever discovered

Public Access www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Hoooopyl fuck holy shit its fable 2 sunday ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh ungh www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

rise and shine!!!

Nahhhh not him using Pokemon Battle Revolution for the wii as a pillow

Going through a show for HGTV stream and at the top of this episode this lady says “‘my landlord doesnt do any repairs so ive repainted the walls and taken out the carpet” and i threw up everywhere

Last night was a Roger b plot 🤣

Pacino dirty nose he got a dirty nose

New

New profile picture i drew my guy ages ago and was too scared to use it i hope you like it

Winner of the Normal Boots fuck-a-fan contest

It’s HGTV day again we’re gonna be watching Ugliest Houses in America with @stefanheck.bsky.social And also look at some ugly houses ourselves www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

It’s Abandonware Stream :) got a small yet mighty docket of some real fuckin garbage some pure fuckin ass www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Chibi robo stream i got a frozen bagel on my desk www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

This is the Best shit ever

Smoking that shit that makes me smile. Smoking that shit that makes me value my friendships and bonds that I’ve created. That gooey that makes me grateful for the rich tapestry i’ve woven in life, from my experiences on and off stage.

Dennis Rodman talks about his experience filming The Minis (2006) www.twitch.tv/dennisrodman...

dennis rodman is live on twitch rn

It’s Fable 2 day ToDay www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

Blueksy made r/kitchencels not funny anymore! i will never understand why people try to make contrived posts on the popular “strange subreddit of the week” and think they’re as funny as the natural users. r/ambien had the same fate. Thank god no one will touch my beloved r/hangers

How it feels to wake up and be streaming Fable 2 later

Good week ahead. Fun week ahead. HGTV on a Wednesday this week DO NOT. FORGET THAT. AT ALL.

i love the Blue Man from Group

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