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Iām on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
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Me if i was Bad Bunny at the end of his half time show: Dave & Busters! Six Flags! East Side Marios! A&W! Gamestop! Aritizia! Value Village! Chiliās! Tim Hortons! Osmows! Cineplex!
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Would you rather drink a sprite or go to bed
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Everyoneās so excited for spring
1 day ago
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After using my ipad my phone feels so small
3 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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streamed kcd1 and died in prison in the tutorial
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Traditional Scrench
7 days ago
TONIGHT:
@slowpuke.bsky.social
joins the gang for yet another exploration into some of the strangest music Instagram Reels has to offer. 16 songs will enter, but only one can be judged The Ode To (Or Against) Love. Join us at
twitch.tv/traditional_...
at 4pm ET / 9pm GMT and see who it will be.
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Two zoomers in the seats across the aisle each of them has 5 sandwiches in a ziploc bag. I take my airpod out for one second and i hear one of em go āIce cream, bruhā while looking at his phone and now im looking away
8 days ago
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Got to my seat on the train and i had to squeeze in front of the person in the aisle seat, said to em āHey iām in 7C⦠iād be a very happy pirate!ā And would u believe i got 0 reaction not even an exhale. Piicture of small ant with bindle
8 days ago
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Me looking at my 6 am train leaving the station knowing damn well i could have made it if i didnt stay up till 3am getting the hansry cutscene in kingdom come deliverance 2
9 days ago
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Biggest condolences to Jack Johnson who iāve just noticed has comments turned off on instagram, presumably because many people have just clued in that he visually resembles Jeffrey Epstein to a shocking extent
9 days ago
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Having to take a shit ten minutes to my therapy session call that trauma dumping
9 days ago
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Geeseās Cameron Winter? more like Geese Dodging Winter by flying south
10 days ago
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Baristas see ts and think āhow can i clang this around as much as i can when itās busy to make a pointā
10 days ago
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The dickhead Retail Giant is back on his bullshit, closing stores. He has a fist of cruelty
10 days ago
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That one fish in the pond who really likes the taste of copper
13 days ago
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Bruh, no one tell Elmer Fudd who was at the Super Bowl last night š³š³š³š³
13 days ago
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Best part about the TPUSA half time show was this man walking out on stage to teenage girls genuinely squealing for him. Looking like⦠well, just an alcoholic, really
13 days ago
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Love getting a breakdown for a commercial audition that consists of āJust type on the computer in a relaxed way. Keep this relatableā girl fuck you. Yesss the way im on my computer like this too š boots
15 days ago
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My boyfriend has golden retriever energy im always putting eggs in his mouth and making him carry them around without breaking them
15 days ago
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When a bad basketball player only makes Oscar bait movies call that Badknee Hooper
16 days ago
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puke (was almost in Priscilla)
depths of wikipedia
21 days ago
ten years ago today no one clapped
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Post Malone made War Pigs sound like a racist song somehow
21 days ago
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Pharrell Williams is honoured at the Grammys for his achievement in developing Toronto condo buildings
21 days ago
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Lol @ Jelly Rollās Jesus rant at the Grammys. What the fuck was that
21 days ago
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Crushed it. Tysm to everyone who swung by
24 days ago
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puke (was almost in Priscilla)
The Go Off Kings
24 days ago
Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there!
twitch.tv/hcjustin
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Weāre watching Tubi slop. I never knew how many shark movies a streaming service could possibly holdā¦
www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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25 days ago
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Come watch some fucking 90 day fiance this season has been getting great feedback
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lets see what the 90 day gang is up to - !discord
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
26 days ago
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Schedule for this week at slowpukelive
26 days ago
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They call it Sapporo because when i talk to the bartender i say āSoPour me another beerā
29 days ago
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Avril Laverne Troyer
about 1 month ago
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Its tlc tuesday in the fucking town
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its tlc tuesday more 90 day - !discord
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
about 1 month ago
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Whats up. Iām live. Iām playing old dogshit games I found
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abandonware showcase - !discord
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
about 1 month ago
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wow im using that handy new go live feature!! im playing dynasty warriors 2
about 1 month ago
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There truly is an inflatable minion for any holiday or event
about 1 month ago
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Shaking my head while reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train so other passengers know that I understand Cao Caoās hubris will once again foil his plans and cost the lives of many
about 1 month ago
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Stranger Things Telus store. I want 1 Dustin phone please!!!!
about 1 month ago
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Just saw a guy walking out of a bubble tea place in the mall shrugging his hands, shaking his head and grumbling to himself. Empty handed, also. Bro what on earth could have gone wrong ordering bubble tea to warrant that reaction
about 1 month ago
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Alan Parse and Project
about 2 months ago
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Saddle up every1 its time to begin a new season of 90 Day FiancƩ
www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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starting a NEW season of 90 day fiance - !discord
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
about 2 months ago
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Im streaming tn. Its a gaming stream but Black & White has been pissing me off. Iāll probs play roblox lmao
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im puke and its ok to call me that | biz:
[email protected]
| stream stuff designed by lazerlordart on ig
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
about 2 months ago
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New short horror story. 5 words⦠āGetting pap smear, Borrowers emergeā
about 2 months ago
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puke (was almost in Priscilla)
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about 2 months ago
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Fuck. Just had another really bad thought. Working as a soda jerk and the dolly you had your eye on is gettinā chirped by a gang of beatniks. And all you can do is scoop that mud or else the old man would sock you a one-two for meddlingā¦
about 2 months ago
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Who said a white girl with eczema canāt be a friggin cinephile?? Yup. David Binchā¦
about 2 months ago
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Imagining being a soda jerk and a greaser walks in iād kms bro
about 2 months ago
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Itās my first time doing a NYE stream i think lol
www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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new years eve stream - !discord
https://www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
about 2 months ago
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