i can tell im getting stupider because i have gone from laughing at this shark tank rip-off show to genuinely believing it is our solemn responsibility to archive all of its disastrous episodes for future scholars. plus i forget where im going a lot. new YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

my stupid fucking doordash driver keeps smelling my food. i want to hurt him so bad. new yks! linktr.ee/ykspod

Two Morons take on the mainstream news. Featuring a third moron (@thelukeman.bsky.social). New YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

i have not worn something as soft and comforting as my “i’m a dumb shithead” hoodie from the @yourkickstartersucks.com drop in a long time. it swaddles me with its extremely soft fabric blend and ongoing reminder of my place in the world. maybe my single most affirming purchase ever.

Are you ready....to join...the Cloopiverse??? New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

Whether young or old, it seems as if Social Media is on everyone's mind these days. We investigated this emerging phenomenon, on an all-new YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

Repping my new and old @yourkickstartersucks.com merch. Love the new shirt!

Whether young or old, it seems as if Social Media is on everyone's mind these days. We investigated this emerging phenomenon, on an all-new YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

reppin @yourkickstartersucks.com

to whoever signed us up for the Hollywood Vampires newsletter: thanks.

We're all sick of watches that tell us what time it is. That's we invented the annoying piece of shit. New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

can’t stop thinking about the qr code. that’s a kind of idea you hear about on yks. or see if you’re on the squeeze louise tier ($8 monthly). this week’s guest: a man, probably

Small business owners are this great nation's most precious insane resource. New YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

New YKS! The Interesting Garments Episode. linktr.ee/ykspod

Back to work 💪 #grindset #thegrind

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@yourkickstartersucks.com @jessefarrar.com me introducing someone to YKS

Don't "drop the ball" and miss your chance to get a YKS hat or hoodie! Our first Merch Dump Drop closes at 11:59pm CT -- and then "the year of shit" can begin! shop.yourkickstartersucks.com

2025 🖕🖕🖕 www.patreon.com/posts/mailba...

@jessefarrar.com @yourkickstartersucks.com congratulations to Jesse on the 25+ minute intro to the episode that was so long I jumped to an hour in to make sure you were actually including the PFT episode. It was somehow more unhinged than the old Solo Jesse eps

Well, THAT fuckin sucked. Who needs a macaroni picture that says "I luv u dad"?? Get yourself a good gift instead! shop.yourkickstartersucks.com

Demons?! On Christmas??! This instant Miketober classic with Jon Gabrus is now free for all to enjoy. Even the Grinch! youtu.be/iysOC-R4-aw

badass

already got my merch. get on my level!

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Are you an unfunny old hack comic who can't get real work anymore? Rejoice! Sean Hannity -- I mean Jingle Smells -- is here to give you a small bit part! Today on YKS Premium, we're digging through the abandoned right wing merch warehouse with Chris James! Ho ho ho www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

Tomorrow w/ Chris James on YKS Premium..

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two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight

Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight

Tasting some holiday java, with a little @murderxbryan.bsky.social on the side...New YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

I don't even like @yourkickstartersucks.com that much, but the episodes are longer than @boontavista.com, so I guess this tracks

@yourkickstartersucks.com he did it

They overpaid.

AS EXPECTED Also @yourkickstartersucks.com smashing the listening charts this time making work days unhinged and enriched

@yourkickstartersucks.com i dont know what's sadder. Having logged 219 listening hours for this pod, or the fact that I'm only in the top 5%

In Blockbuster Deal, Netflix Acquires YKS Premium, Cheddar TV, and Go Fund Yourself for $495. www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

Fellas, is it gay to use sheets for women? New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

Word Up! 28: The $750 Club w/ @jessefarrar.com. JF is here to watch some horrible Cameos from a brutal Austin Powers impersonator, an AI Charlie Kirk, and two old guys who charge way too much for Cameos: Ric Flair and Chevy Chase. www.patreon.com/posts/144681...

The Blungus episodes are always an absolute disaster… (w/ Jesse Farrar) Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/144253... Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...

Someone sniffed a seat in this episode. Not saying who! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

this has been addressed with the hosts and should be corrected moving forward. "Thanks" - "MGMT"

Finally. I don't have to actually wash myself in the shower anymore. New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

tomorrow on YKS

Mahh-kell?? Get in hee-ahhh and bring me my buttah spoon! 🥄

tomorrow on YKS Premium...

What if...your flag had lights on it...that way, you could always fly it. Even when it is most darkest of all. Night. New YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com