something fun about being in a new place is getting to enjoy design elements that are in the background for locals and i love this organic waste icon on the trash cans with all my heart

i want to scream about how beautiful barcelona is but honestly i just love everywhere but also barcelona is genuinely beautiful and the people are lovely

bluesky

you can tell we were never serious about peace talks with iran because we sent a motherfucker over there that literally nobody likes or can stand speaking to, how would we ever get anywhere

check out this guy

i believe my hotel is in the marching band district because there’s a constant series of them the past couple days

the shower in this hotel is a 300 degree power washer and i love it

sorry buddy theyre turning you into a small cute creature of some sort tomorrow. yeah your friends are all getting together to care for you. no we dont know if its permanent. theyre getting you toys and talk buttons. theyre petting you. theyre making tiny clothes for you

being an american means going to europe and going “fuck did you know things can be good actually” in an endless loop forever

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

I miss the days when presidential scandals were just that Obama wore panties to a press conference that said JUICY on the back even though we could all see his ass was long and lifeless.

this bar is good

it has not taken very long for me to realize barcelona is food paradise

i met this really friendly guy on the plane and he just got let off by cops at customs with a big cartoony folder with a picture of his face paper clipped to it

i’m in spain

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

Boards of Canada new album art confirmed

aRtEMIs hURrR aRtEMIs. I fell in the ocean too from a low flying celebrity homes helicopter tour. And no one gave a shit.

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

fabulous the entire row behind me on this red eye across the atlantic is children

the 787 is one of the most gorgeous jets to ever fly god damn

some days reading @edzitron.com is the only thing that makes me feel like a sane person

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 10,1947

just saw a dude wearing this hat, it’s his exact style

Oh no, someone broke into a dog's locker

Reposting with new pic. New off-the-cuff mix is up on my mixcloud! Raw DnB with lots of OG early-aughts hits from the likes of Bad Company UK, Spirit, Digital, Ed Rush & Optical along with a few newer tracks thrown in for good measure. www.mixcloud.com/dysquiet/7-a...

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

protecting women by being misogynist as fuck has the same vibe as helping iranians by bombing them

me to my dog: wow your head is so tiny. it's like the size of a small orange dog: me: you're such a little guy your head is citrus-sized! [remembering that giant pomelo i saw at jewel] holy shit mine is too dog: me: isn't that fascinating. i love you dog:

this song is really good and it somehow manages to sound amazing while also just straight-up sounding like a commercial jingle for an actual subaru

lol one of our big ai tooling vendors just sent out an invite to a session and the framing is "our longitudinal analysis has determined that AI is really only giving a 10% productivity increase at most, here's how to get the MOST out of that 10%" god just shut up, give up, fuck you

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

that thing where people are speaking another language and will drop back into English for a proper noun, but it’s two therians barking but reverting to english to say a distinctly human concept (sad whines) (growls) rrrhhhrhh “taxi to the airport” refff wrrr (ears back) “flight is delayed” grrrrrr

watching the real life lore video about how dumb this iran war is and busting out laughing constantly going “everyone is so fucked!” because there’s no other reaction to have, if this is half accurate even holy shit

It should be 100%

I made a joke in my dream that was so bad that they just walked off wordlessly

I was told to make a video to play at LVFC's closing with creative freedom so I used my free will accordingly

dubai is like when a lame dude with no personality and lots of money pays celebrities to hang out with them, as a city

i personally don't think he should be allowed to live anymore

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

i wonder if the president is sentient

if the iphone fold leaks are legitimate it will be the ugliest device apple has released in decades. everything about it looks fucking terrible. the aspect ratio, the size, the thickness - that mockup is fucking terrible. they might prove me wrong, but fuck me. disgusting. awful.

Future voice: “Shorty on some-“

get fucked, don't platform nazis

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.