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The last 48 hours really cemented Righteous Gemstones as one of the most essential pieces of modern satire

improv guy called Yes Anderson

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

"i would like to stop posting on the nazi website but all my friends are over there" then uh..... uhhHHH.....

No particular reason

cute text from my mom

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

i ate a whole block of sheep cheese just to load up a "baaaa" type of joke but i can't say bad because it was good cheese and i can't think of another sheep thing to say. and now i miss the cheese. another day on prison planet

I think people probably aren’t as alarmed as they should be about this

:3

@mintzbuck.bsky.social it you

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

hot hot HOT!!!!

i think it's a very bad idea to keep blowing up civilian boats. sorry if this offends

Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey

it was inevitable that Bluesky would wind up like everything else but what we have learned on this go around is that the enshittification cycle is becoming more and more efficient.

actually talking about him as a person or the things he did will ruin their whole schtick

steep turns are cute

pilot friend of mine hung out after finishing his flight to get a video of me taking off! cool to have one! was very windy so it got a bit wobbly but i think it looks nice!

Even the crabs know you don’t put up with a surveillance state.

Sol LeWitt, Floor Structure, 1963 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136998

as part of getting my class 3 FAA medical I have to wear a 24 hour heart monitor for 3 days and this thing is so fucking itchy only one day left

Hello creb 🥰

i am running out of my ability to feign interest in these ai features i am being forced to talk about and openly just saying "sure whatever" about them on calls. i don't care. this is boring garbage that doesn't work. please stop making me think about it you are killing my spirit.

everyone loves talking about being dramatic and radical but when they have to give something up, suddenly "it's okay." a lot of y'all missed your chance with harry potter, with twitter, with target, but you can redeem yourself right now by canceling disney+ and hulu Right This Second.

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Every day feels like this now

i swear i've posted this before but the level of "who gives a fuck, people will buy this shit regardless" on apple's online store is really impressive. what the fuck is this. this is the first text you read when you open it.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

lol

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

ive said it before and ill say it again

Why not? Is it because we're indiscriminately shooting hellfire missiles at civilian boats and inventing a cockamamie drug trafficking pretext after the fact? Because otherwise I don't see why fishermen would be worried

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

i will not share the rest of this text

I'm sorry, I get that we all have our own s**t but it's incredibly weird that anyone ever thought this quote was meant to stoke the embers of violence, found it to be a radicalizing moment in their life, or is still angry about it a decade later.

sincere question: is it sociopathic to be a "read you a document" kind of meeting person? i work with someone who will, if we finish the meeting in 20 minutes, spend 40 minutes reading and editorializing on documents without taking a breath. it's endless. ceaseless. i lose hours of my life to this.

i feel like more and more every single app i use has football games in it. there wasn't always this much football in the places i visit. why does everything on earth broadcast football at me now?

do you ever think about how lucky we are that basil exists

We're making an automation game set in Windows 95 about making PowerPoint factories #gamedev #indiegames

Dan’s pitching heaters and drafting beaters