sitting near the ocean and wondering how many fish are nearby

i threw down the gauntlet at work yesterday after another hallucinated workslop diversion wasted 5 hours of one of my best engineers time and just blasted out to the company that "doing work that you don't know how to do with AI and passing it off to others to finish is worse than doing nothing"

taking a picture of the con hotel when the con isn't happening and going "where is everyone" is the lamest fucking joke at this point and i refuse to ever stop doing it as long as i live

you can tell a place is really good for dumping when theres a No Dumping Allowed sign there.

home cooked meal

had a dream about hd dvds

they’re saying bing bong

crosswind did not cooperate oh lawdy it didn’t.

hoping to have some cool news shortly

"i had claude come up with a list of scenarios to test, can you verify they're valid" oh okay so you did the appearance of work but didn't do anything and created a situation wherein i'm doing everything to validate and plan the testing and it looks like you took the initiative, this is great

a really common thread among people who are constantly angry at conventions is they have literally no idea how they run and are mostly just angry at guys they made up

i'm sorry, this is still ugly and the people in it still won't use the turn signal

did you mean to say "pilot tube"? i think you meant pilot tube. airplance have pilots

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i wish more than anything i was qualified to be a crab curator

wolf wolf wolf wolf

it just wants food man

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

i was looking up something about scott adams (reason irrelevant) and found this paragraph in his wikipedia and it's so on brand for him to just smugly attempt to scam god out in the open and think that it would work, like. i think if you go "i don't actually believe this" it doesn't count???

i don't really look at rainbow capitalism as any meaningful expression of a company's values or what it's willing to do, but it's going to be super telling who doesn't participate this year and i'll file that information away for later

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

Based on the number of people telling me Pepper is innocent, I have to assume that it was some other dog who broke my flower pots, dug a hole in the yard the exact shape and size of her body, kicked all the dirt onto my porch, and then covered Pepper head to toe in dirt. I'm sorry for ever doubting.

Don’t worry,,,,, about a th in g,,,,,, cause every little cat,,,, is gonna get a kiss

yall i’m not defending the use of or integration with dall-e in any way, but this is a panicked misunderstanding. this is just a disclosure that if you choose to use their genAI features, text or images you provide to be modified will be sent to their service provider, it’s not the default behavior

I am furious and heartbroken that Strip Law has been cancelled after one season. That one season was a perfect season of television, every episode an incredibly-engineered joke machine that left me wheezing with laughter. It sucks so much that’s all we get, but its legend will only grow.

california needs to be saved what the actual fuck is this

Anti-porn, anti-sex worker, and anti-sex censorship directly corresponds to a tilt downward into a more ideologically conservative and oppressive society. Regardless of your personal comfort with nsfw content on the internet, it's absolutely critical to support it right now.

today i was looking at my lens going "damn i've had this forever it's wild i still have the original lens cap" and so i arrived home and patted down my pockets and oops

She is made of but cardboard, so her time on this mortal coil will be brief, but I hope she entertains and educates many during her stay. Wish her luck, everyone. 🫡

BREAKING: Brak will NOT be performing at that Freedom 250 thing that nobody wants to perform at.

Nah, we have a flag.

baba's domain 🐈‍⬛ collab with @bothpalms.bsky.social :)

now @coopertom.bsky.social is contemplating cricket

creamy creamy @coopertom.bsky.social

happy birthday @scurrow.bsky.social!!!!!

Focus

i went on clear sky to see if i had any account level labels and i do not know who this is or what they are but this is a level of petty passive aggression i am genuinely impressed by. the bit has been committed to.

listening to how many outright blowjob & masturbation jokes the announcers said during the Weenie 500 and i don't wanna hear jack shit about kink gear or things feeling too "inappropriate" at Pride Parades next month

its so funny people are still like "actually the economy is better than how it appears" and the average millennial retirement plan is to strap a bomb to your chest

airplane…..

Word on the reef is, shrimp are SO in this season. A crab told me. And bonus? These shirts fund our fall Philly Bug mural series. 3 Murals, 3 Artists, 3 Neighborhoods, All bugs baby. Don't get caught without a crustacean. Tell your friends. Get a shrimp shirt. At SquidFacts.net (pls RT)

Their new girlfriend is women

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

as opposed to this bastion of traditional masculinity

She’s ready to deploy

this wine garden feels like a day care