no literally dude every dog that exists, has existed, or will ever exist: right there. round dog place. that’s the dog spot.

important addition this photo contains every dog

Do you want France mode or Normal mode

“he’s gurgling that the cats exist.” — @percythebat.bsky.social about beans

u can't use the word "fetch" when u ask her for a beer bro 👩‍🎨 @shutupjen.bsky.social

i mean, i get it. i can't be sure i haven't teleported to a waffle house, either. there are many such instances i've just realized i was suddenly inside of one. and drunk. very drunk. who did that to me?

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

It's this little gem and it's not up for debate

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

Tiny Red-winged Blackbird!

the rocket launch was so cool

Incredible post. His sister is at university, her dissertation is in Google Docs - all locked out.

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

fucking what lmao

trans deer trans deer trans deer

I don't normally like April Fools jokes but this is a high quality shitpost from Erika Synths. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZFN...

we can either get a Supreme Court decision or a headline like this but both in one day is too much

just fucking go outside and look at things

WE'RE IN HELL JUST RELEASED A FOUR HOUR FUCKIN VIDEO ON MKULTRA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

hey. yeah. no yeah. a cartoon gave me a boner. you won't believe what's gonna happen. huh? yeahhhh ugh. right. yeah its 100 years in lava chamber. huh? yeah i have to eat all of the lava. no its not good. yeah. no yeah. ok i gotta go. love you bye

Hungry...

The president is a rapist pedophile

bluesky is totally fucked. microblogging as a concept is not a moat. it's the easiest service to provide, all you need is the money to handle the scale. twitter still exists (sadly) and threads is bigger. bluesky sort-of committed to federation, but not really? and that cripples them further.

it is insane how broken linkedin is i have to use it when i'm reviewing people's job applications and it takes like a full ten seconds to open a linkedin page on a high-powered machine, with lots of blinking skeletons, weird spinners, layout shift and flashing they do not give the tiniest shit

looking at places to explore in barcelona and i'm assuming this is a bad neighborhood

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

I can't stop

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

hilarious: i just remembered elon musk launched his own "conservapedia" style wikipedia alternative, grokipedia, that's all AI generated, and it's so not a thing people don't even bother dunking on it. it showed as the last result of a kagi search with an "AI SLOP" flag. that's why i remembered.

atproto is a venture capitalist product

vasaviation is a nightmare ghoul and i am done pretending he is anything else

dj dan passed away. phenomenal producer. instereo was a label i caned endlessly. i don’t dj much anymore. but instereo and dan still sit with me constantly. he carried the party spirit of disco into the 2020s. fly high, dude. you made the world more fun.

Encountered a wild @spectacledlion.bsky.social

“capitalism or something”

Eheheheh 💚💚 @fritter.satelliteears.com

this is such a funny fucking thing to say im gonna cry dude

Fish commish. WIP ⚠️ but most of the exciting part is finished. #oilpainting #fish #sardines

this is very Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow in its tone. the great leader once killed a bear with his bare hands. he’s the greatest opera singer in the history of music. he once scored a -2 at golf.

This is exactly how running feels in my dreams (If anyone has the source for the video please let me know, I tried looking very hard;;)