when im reminded that my friends love me and think of me positively and that they care what i think

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

The winds are hard enough that Gävlebocken fell.

Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”

if you don't know what to do, do the dishes

gf parents told us last night on the video call that they asked ai if rob reiner had any christmas movies and it said no

A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops

is there anything vince gilligan loves more than giving his characters little projects

one of the many ways that i am the only correct person on earth is my ironclad belief that read receipts mostly serve to make one insane

can it just happen already

just found out about Minions. vile.

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

permanent personal No Right On Red starts today. posting for accountability

the sun will never lose. the sun is my friend and my lover. theres no such thing as a solstice

its soo crazy how i'm the only person on earth with a perfect set of friends. everyone else has at least one stinker mixed up in there but not me

the nato alphabet for "N" is "Necho"

A lot of the chatGPT emails/workslop thing seems to be people who are employed to communicate who don't want to do it for whatever reason

on the one hand its good for public transit to be as easy as possible, so full tap-to-pay with any credit card/phone is a good idea. on the other hand, i do think people are grossly exaggerating the inconvenience of using a transit card

this is why you must never play a game on your phone or interact with the disney corporation. they will destroy your brain. lots of other ways to destroy your brain but here's two big ones

just learned that the guy in escalating-historical-dominoes.jpeg is not in fact slavoj zizek

Bus posting.

To Godzilla, every city is a walkable city

on social media people are always showing off their highlight reel but never their setbacks. in the interest of balance, i'm going to be vulnerable and share that several seconds ago i accidentally bit into my cyanide capsule molar

okay but america IS bad. what should we do, lie???

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

i hate how when someone posts a pic of a sailing ship i have to check the boomkin and stuns'ls and quarter-davits to make sure its real

thats a harrowing roast brother

my policy of never allowing apps or programs to update has been paying greater and greater dividends as time goes on

fancy carmakers love making a $50,000 car called the 300 and a $250,000 car called the 310

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

everyoines talking abiout DDR5 but realistically almost everyone in the community has moved on to either Dance Dance Revolution A3 or the Deutsche Demokratische Republik Sechs, depending on what kind of communist they are

"look we're not using AI in the final product we're just using it to speed up the conceptual stage" is what a lot of dopes affecting an enlightened middle position keep saying. I truly do not get that one. You hate imagining stuff? You don't like thinking and conceptualizing? Get a grip

Cashier tells you customers are limited to one bottle of champagne maximum.

one of us only tells the truth, and the other tells only lies. except for this little explainer. this part's true regardless of who's saying it

every time i check the gavle goat stream it's nighttime over there but that's probably because they're at 60 fuckin degrees north lol

just realized i've hit 9 years at the ol transit operations factory. rip to job searchers but im different

can someone invent an llm that runs on tulips bulbs already

lotta arguing-about-the-flavor-of-soup-you-are-looking-at-through-a-telescope discourse out there today

sick of apps asking me whether i’d rather eat the moon “now” or “later”. i don’t want to eat the moon at all! leave her alone!!

cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth

mumbling untrue facts about the physical world around me as an ungrounding technique

Dude, we need to do better about shared scooter and bike parking in Seattle. The status quo of 'leave them wherever you like' is dangerous for and disrespectful to disabled pedestrians. Like here at this major rapid ride stop👇

every single car should have an ignition interlock where you blow into a tube and if it detects breath the car explodes, killing you instantly

how can you expect me to get to work on time if i dont run red lights. roads are designed for running red lights! if you ticket people for running red lights that's a poverty tax

do you think jar jar tolkein and gar gar martin are friends

you should be able to stack likes on a mufos reposts