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The Onion
1 day ago
Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children
https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/
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battlestar selectrica
2 days ago
and i'll be honest: i love it when transit improvements inconvenience freeway users even more
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Kobe Bryant
7 days ago
It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat
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do you think they named carpentry after carpenter ants or was it just a coincidence
7 days ago
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some of you on here
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Garrett Martin
20 days ago
whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986
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〽️ax krieger locks in
8 days ago
less work
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we need to start suspending thousands upon thousands of miles of catenary at 30,000 feet
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Edward
11 days ago
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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functional moron
12 months ago
they should let nathan make as many seasons of the rehearsal as he wants and once he’s done he should immediately be sent to prison
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
7 months ago
the thing about being staunchly anti gambling is that it will always put you on the right side of history
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alkaseltzer is arabic for the kaseltzer
11 days ago
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richard
11 days ago
Posts Over 30 Times A Day On Average (affectionate) vs. Posts Over 30 Times A Day On Average (derogatory)
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congrats to hungary on successfully electing 99.98% hitler
12 days ago
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(watching baseball) the bug keeps the score
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Bruno Dias
13 days ago
"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?" The Pitt but in space. Highly serialized, 15-episode season about a spaceship getting in serious trouble and having to claw its way out. Ship gets more busted every episode. Think Year of Hell but if they actually did it.
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you know how stabbing someone with an ice knife is the perfect crime. well if you lived inside earths core then stabbing someone with a regular knife would be a perfect crime
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being a hater is something so sacred
over 1 year ago
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you simply cannot design your transit wayfinding around not confusing tourists and sports fans. they are undefeatably confusable
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Jon Bois
14 days ago
to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character
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Jon Bois
15 days ago
time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad
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punished mr p***y
17 days ago
I'm yelling. I love the Disrespect Contraption
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ok so like. what the fuck is going on
17 days ago
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victoria scott
17 days ago
The fact we’re getting images of the moon from orbit around it taken by human beings while we’re all waiting around to see how many millions of people our mad king murders in a pique of rage really kind of drives home why I’ve felt so insane watching Artemis coverage lol
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i will vote for any democrat who takes a very particular action
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Rachel Cole
17 days ago
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we are standing on unceded amerikkkan soil
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maybe it will happen today
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kinda feels like most-to-all of the web is now oriented toward serving (and creating) the type of people who got lmgtfy'd constantly
11 months ago
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November Kelly
24 days ago
A SKARSGARD: john wick gives my nightmares nightmares. he is the baba yaga. I shit in my pants to even say his name [his desk phone rings] GOON: john wick is here A SKARSGARD: kill him
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one trillion dollars awaits the person who invents the crumpleable phone
23 days ago
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me diying my old ass house 🤝 9 moldy old fascists in black robes puzzling over the framers' intent
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mr pussy
about 1 year ago
every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
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working in an office gives an awful lot of people small-dog-type behavioral problems
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its funny how my friends will always be capable of feats of sublime self-reinvention and growth whether they know it or not but the portcullis of time slammed on every one of my horizons a mere ten seconds ago
about 1 year ago
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patty cake is problematic because it encourages hustle culture from baker mans
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Celine
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Gwen!!!
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Tess
30 days ago
Carter: Colonel! O'Neill (p90 pointed offscreen): come on, Daniel, what does it say? Daniel Jackson: well if Im reading this right, they worshipped a being named "Miette", who had the power to imprison you for... one thousand years... Teal'c: I believe it would be most unwise to awaken this "Miette"
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Erik Hane
about 1 month ago
It’s big ball chunky time
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about 1 year ago
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Luke Knox
about 1 month ago
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Pete Sastone
about 1 month ago
Bullshit Jobs is really two types of Gender: -jobs typically held by women are Bullshit Jobs -jobs that don't give me masculine fulfillment are Bullshit Jobs.
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unboxed cereal
about 1 month ago
And here it is with spaces for text so you can use it as a meme template:
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Topher Florence
about 1 month ago
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
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been there brother
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about 1 month ago
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battlestar selectrica
about 1 month ago
nvm the sun came out everything's fine life is beautiful
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you call it Fool's Spring. i call it the new world struggling to be born. we are the same in the ways that matter
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
about 1 month ago
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