...oh my god she was hitting on me wasn't she

I would pay Huge Jackedman and Richard Rakesburgh out of my own pocket for a dub of Van Helsing in their normal Australian accents for the entire movie, instead of the mere 30% that we audiences got

pretty weird that our second most populous state will treat 14 year olds like they're adults, but won't let them on social media until they're 16. feels like a bit of dissonance there

Hey, any other ex-teachers out there? I'm looking to put something together to help the community, particularly those with children struggling to access education. Watch this space, but also get in touch if you have any kind of teaching qualification or experience x

President Xi, my country yearns for a proprietary Holden manufacturing plant that reproduces the classic Torana line as EVs 🙏🏻

With alt text.

Just had a woman sprint across new canterbury rd in peak hour traffic to tell me she loves my tattoos

SO WEIRD!!!

the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode

I'm editing a new anthology of sci fi written by sex workers for @workinggirlspress.bsky.social. It's called Liquid Silver (after the club/brothel in Tank Girl) and I'm so excited to see what my SW babes are writing!

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

Boost for Sahar and her little son Odai who has run out of pain relief for his sniper injury: gofund.me/c7364635a

People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities. They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.

Thank you bees 🐝

every trans person needs a minimum of one very offline rather unpolitical cis friend who they can talk to at least once every few months to keep them from going insane by reminding them what the other 99% of earth’s population is like

[Extremely GOP voice] Now Show Me Your Genitals

“Fireflies on the pond” digital, 2025

I have no words to describe the fury inside me. Sakher's account was deleted not even ten minutes ago. We had been messaging back and forth just a few hours ago. I don't know what else to do but post his gofundme and ask you to donate what you can, and share if you can't. They need our support.

I'll entertain technical arguments about the Summary Offences Act (NSW) when someone can explain how Police can kettle and move on small groups protesting climate issues but somehow this out front of state parliament renders them powerless. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Call me the lady of the lake the way being offered this blade would make me extremely wet 🫦

SHE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜

The government they overthrew was the one which introduced everything that comes up when foreigners talk about how Australia is better. Since the coup, those things have been progressively disassembled. No government which will meaningfully preserve them is permitted to be elected

Wikipedia's featured article today, "1975 Australian constitutional crisis", concerns the Dismissal, the infamous Anglo-American coup d'état of the Australian government. Go read it!

God this is gonna be a good one too. Dick's waiting for you sweetie

You're gonna live in a 15 minute city, you're gonna eat the bugs, and you're gonna do a podcast whenever the government tells you to do a podcast, citizen

we are never leaving this cycle

put him in a fucking body bag joyce

When you’ve bloody had it up to here with the weather

Nah fuck it I am literally so hot though 😘

Me: I feel super cute today! ☺️ My hair is good, the weather is nice, what a lovely day to go outside! A guy with the least chance in the history of guys or chances stopping in his tracks half a block away, staring wrong, to me and only me as I get close: g'day miss Me: that's it I'm detransitioning

One of my favourite Hollywood legends is the time a casting director got roasted by a kid mouthing off to random bystanders, so she went "I dare you to bring that to audition." So he did, and got the role! It was Edward Furlong in Terminator 2, and so with that one retaliation she *ruined his life.*

got all their asses but particularly this one

John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’

Alfred E Newman’s Blecch of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Saddam: I brought a gun because of my bird phobia. Therapist: you might be getting carried away. Saddam:

btw the same thing applies to makeup and voice training: practice and don't take yourself too seriously. it gets so much easier if you can learn to laugh about it

VFX artist, bleary-eyed after working 30 hours straight on another dogshit fight scene where everyone looks like they're made of rubber: I wish I was dead. Stunt person getting hit by a car, set on fire, thrown through a windows, etc: This is the best fucking day of my life!

The blazing cowardice of the centre-right: “Men go through life telling themselves a moment must come when they will show what they're made of. And the moment comes, and they do show. And they spend the rest of their days explaining that was neither the moment nor the true self.” Shirley Hazzard

A lot of well meaning cis allies will still be under the impression that your average trans girl grew up just like the boys around her. I don't think many actually understand just how frequently people picked up on how we are different and considered hurting as a victimless action

this is ... very revealing as to why Esther Ghey's voice has been the one the British press has decided to lift up to talk about trans issues she's a transphobe who will not challenge their anti-trans agenda

Went out to dinner to catch up with some friends and spent the whole night answering questions on what it's like to have DID, which was encapsulated perfectly by the part at the end where I asked "out of curiosity, when did I disclose to you that I have it? Because, uh, I don't remember doing that"

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Controlled Opposition (noun phrase): An individual/group which poses as the political opposition to a dominant political group, but which is quietly controlled by that group. By acting as purely symbolic opposition to the dominant group, controlled opposition ensures the success of that group.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it