“dungeons and drag queens improv comedy show” sounds like it was designed to irritate me specifically

mean lady at work is being nice to me today I’m gonna coast on this for weeks

why does the face look like a joan cornella character

what’s happening

today I finally became a woman. I got a big ass insulated cup with a straw and a handle

someone tried to introduce me to a band today with “they’re like experimental circus music” I think I’ll pass ty

world cup tourists are going to be so underwhelmed by seattle I can’t wait

a whole ass Seattle day might be in order, it’s super nice out

I had a dream about a refrigerator with carpet inside

I’m too old to understand horsegiirL I’m sorry

“being goth used to mean something” ummm not really

“legal abortions unless it’s eugenics” is some complex woke 3 subject matter

eating human bunny food

quit smoking for the 10th time this year, been 2 days let’s go

walked 12.4 miles today and the dogs are barkin

FOREVER

all these new movies sound mad goofy

Taser Joe’s

you’re not a shitposter you are 40 years old

I have a new resting face that is very similar to pooh bear wearing a tuxedo meme

hat

I learned the true meaning of “Cherry Pie” in my 30s

I’m not going to eat a protein bar called David I’m sorry

I will not be performing at The Great American State Fair

coworker who went to covid internet high school thought June was the 7th month 👍

growing out my bangs please pray

visiting new orleans in the middle of july 🧠

that’s glassjaw

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

the ukrainian barista at the place near my apt is so hot that I don’t even care that he dabs up every customer without washing his hands

hi i still need to get out of the hole my bank left me in to pay bills and rent please help me if you can thank you cash app: $jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

smokin the shit that put charles in charge

mac n cheese bites…god bless america

I’m in my popcorn era I have 4 different kinds on deck

if I was in San Francisco I would fuck up an It’s It ice cream sandwich rn

guy who looks at porn for the alt text

bob activated

since when are you people into car racing wtf

finally some representation

learned my most perverted selfish coworker breeds dogs, that tracks

as someone who worked in a record store, High Fidelity is pretty unrealistic. John Cusack could never pull Lisa Bonet

if he knows his birth time he’s ran thru

this mortal carl

when shit is labeled its like damn... so thats what that is

(guy who just learned what a loss leader is) that’s a loss leader

it’s actually not a good idea to spend $30 on lunch every day but you’re not allowed to say that

I am out here

the Ross Dress For Less at 3rd & Pike lasted way longer than anyone expected. Respect

they are playing CAN at Starbucks. Shut it down