night coffee 😈

this is death grips

back in the day you had to be a slut to go to TGI Fridays

congrats david letterman you’re bsky’s pimp of the week

listen to Black Sabbath

sometimes I’ll be listening to some prog and think “wow I really will listen to any old dogshit”

shout out to the guy who gave me a white zombie cd in 6th grade, changed the course of my entire life

yes I do

in my esposa era

haven’t smoked a cigarette in 60 hours and now I can run through walls

severely latinopilled

24hrs without a cigarette please clap

do yall mind if a white girl speaks a little español

they’re coming out with balls for men

Remember when the whole Internet was ready to get up and kill for Matthew Lillard

dick’s burgers in seattle runs that shit like the navy

I think I’m getting a cool silver streak like Tulsi Gabbard. Her only redeeming quality

quitting smoking is so fucking hard man but I will do it for mi amor

The Cussin’ Congressman

thats why he's the best

fainting for fun at parties

love when someone says looney tunes reminded them of me

going on a speaking tour to tell people the importance of finding a mexican bf

enjoying “Electric Wizard” by Electric Wizard from their album Electric Wizard

yes I do

listening to At The Drive In who else

Popeye’s forearms are so big because he has a dark private life

three six mafia ringtones

La esposa que canta como Danzig

Brian no!!!

I get why Bolsonaro loves the hospital. Everyone is so nice and they have heated blankets

I told him I’d kill god for him and he said he’d help me hide his body

Paul Simon and Chevy Chase are friends because no one else can stand them

you ever heard of slayer

la esposa

dick got me ready to join EZLN

he might be a piece of shit, but he's my mutual

my followers are of the highest quality

what was this guy’s fucking problem

kevin youre what the french call, "les swaggie whiteboy"

he had that shit on

arrived at the ‘listening to Sade’ stage of falling in love this shit is wild

Made a new playlist

(sports arena chant) stu-dy Is-lam

maybe it’s time to study Islam

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

mi novio mexicano me va a dar la luna

thats my president

can we get Ja Rule’s thoughts on today’s news

The Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen “A dark, drug-fueled fuckfest” - The New York Times