There’s a new Converge album this week. If you even care

I’ll only see the Zelda movie if there’s cars and street racing

stoked to see Boris later

She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season

There should be a drag queen named Charlie Twerk

I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I’ve seen Pootie Tang like 14 times

I think I’ll rewatch Pootie Tang later

I feel like the Pope just wants to party and he keeps making it about God. As it should be

I think it’s cute that the Pope knows ball

this place gets dead on the weekends

might go stare into an abyss

👍

Jesus absolutely had hoes

I wouldn’t mind texting with Jesus. He was hot and that’s why they killed him

[Happy 86th birthday to solar eclipse photographer and composer Wendy Carlos, known for "Switched-On Bach," A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, THE SHINING, TRON, and “Peter and the Wolf” with Weird Al Yankovic. Listen to “Switched-On Bach” below.] archive.org/details/wend...

who hasn’t blown bill clinton is the real question

found $5

the Man In The Yellow Hat could get it

Lil Wayne International Airport

email is having the worst week ever

dril posting on Threads seems unsportsmanlike

Ronan Farrow is obviously Frank Sinatra’s son

Jessica and Roger Rabbit are the ultimate “she let me hit because I’m goofy”

the only celebrity I relate to is Ben Affleck smoking

Jessica and Roger Rabbit are the ultimate “she let me hit because I’m goofy”

She did it!🎉

Brandon moment

(with really bad vibes) hey what’s up

starting a noise band called psych ward karaoke

my followers are of the highest quality

I thought I lost my phone today and I mostly felt relieved

I like when a man is a little silly with it

if Joyce Carol Oates gave me clapback I would end my shit

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

hell yeah

Why does Varg dress like Fidel Castro now?

“Pokémon Go to the polls” was a legitimately hilarious thing to say

“We used to be a proper website” no we didn’t

I’m not current on the memes

I thought Blair Witch was real because I’m a trusting soul

Mamdani is fine as hell. I get it

Snoopy really is the greatest to ever do it

I think it’s time for a female Austin Powers

Does this excite you, white boy?

it’s not even thanksgiving and I already had to hear that horrible Wings christmas song

sambas in the rain, swaggart’s pain

the postin’ governor

Congratulations to Islam

I have space to help one (1) man with hardship endured during the Male Loneliness Epidemic