real brandon moment

that northernlion guy could get it

1 like = 1 nice to me

we all got that homie that ain’t going to make it

I invented something at work called “fourth break” where we all get a fourth break

my coworker keeps calling me spanish pet names to help me feel better about breaking up w mexican bf lol

stop showing me that sad monkey I can’t take it anymore

man johnny knoxville ages like fine wine

woke 2 is so interesting

knuckle tats MALE ATTN

I can’t be mad at Mamdani. Too hot

ah, the discourse...

this feels like an eric adams quote

bluesky, the talking about twitter app

If you say I look like Velma I should be allowed to shoot you

type of shit I’m on lately

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

it’s my birthday so you gotta be nice to me! it’s the law!

hi bsky I got new glasses

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that psycho who wants to shoot sea lions is honestly the perfect representative for Clark County, WA

I love winter when it takes 4 hours for my ass cheeks to warm up after I’m outside

people put too much pressure on lana del rey to be smart. she lives in a faraway romantic realm leave her alone

I don’t fw Hitler

stop showing me that sad monkey I can’t take it anymore

we need to heal as a website

let’s please as a website stop posting rfk with no shirt on thank you!!!!!

Unsolved Mysteries is so scary. Like what happened

bsky should make the explore tab less dogshit

one day there will be a bunch of old guys in nursing homes arguing about metalcore

it’s says a lot about bsky that antiques roadshow is trending you old fucks

he’s cheating on me with Nursing School

the feminine urge to rearrange all the furniture

“are you getting dick on Valentine’s Day?”

happy valentine’s day to all the motherfuckers

Robert Fripp is the Godfather of Mathcore

this chick shreds guitar while playing a foot moog for the bass. also she is bae m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQkd...

RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

Converge

I’d watch Dune if it had street racing

tbt

“spiking cortisol” is not generational slang, people just understand their bodies more now

Ween has the same friendship dynamic as Bert and Ernie

Need a bitch who looks like Gerard Way

foid of charm

I had night coffee 😈

I’ve had the same Lyft driver 3x in a row. He’s invited to my wedding now

someone photoshopped kid rock in the chappell roan nipple dress and I’m so upset