i want an alien xenomorph to impregnate a cenobite and the cenobite has to carry the alien baby to term like elsa's spider-man

commission a new cover and collect it in a trade my cancer storyline is done

any chance it's this?

can someone please help me find the 90s cd that was like bad hardcore with a dude turning into s gorilla on the cover it's awful not relax your penis awful but really hard to look at

Grand Old Creature

i mixed up the dates and today is actually my last regular cancer appointment and i'm jumping out of my socks

hi everyone with all my medical stuff this month i'm broke not going to make rent and almost out of food any help would really be appreciated i'm sorry for doing this but i'm pretty fucked thank you for reading paypal: @jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader gofund.me/951a9de7

hey everyone! i've come into a bit of (medical) financial hardship. please consider donating or sharing my ko-fi: even the smallest amount will help me gain access to proper medical care. ko-fi.com/furutadrop i plan on sending stickers next week- please make sure to leave your shipping address!

truth failing to leave and only shaming one guy (me) all because he (i) fell backwards and plugged her well with his (my) absurdly bounteous behind

fragrant flood watch is in effect whenever your rich aromas enter a room

one of my closest friends is 64 and she was talking yesterday about how people she knows her own age are showing the gleeful hatred she associated with younger people like gamers so i explained cognitohazards as predatory traps for isolated and alienated minds which she sort of got so thanks scp

solemn voice "this was your grandfather's arby's bag"

have my mail forwarded to the lonely port-a-potty behind the shuttered synagogue

“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”

hi everyone with all my medical stuff this month i'm broke not going to make rent and almost out of food any help would really be appreciated i'm sorry for doing this but i'm pretty fucked thank you for reading paypal: @jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader gofund.me/951a9de7

ex machina like many contemporary tales involves a small number of perverts in a remote location

no oral surgery today. instead, a quest, or as i am calling it, some bull shit

deep counting crows cuts playing at the oral surgeon. the mister jones performance is unspeakable

logic dictates a whole lot more rabid apes than depicted in the 28 years later films

i have no doubt the scientists will unlock tooth regrowth but i doubt any of that will go on in my mouth and anyway imagine teething at 50

i'd of course prefer to keep all my own teeth in my head but vampires - the only manner in which i can see my teeth growing back - insist on being fake and unhelpful

i'm like i need a treat to reward my taking action on self care but my treat is literally getting my teeth taken out for free

i get all my teeth out tomorrow. it's fucked up

don't you owe it to yourself to more fully explore the opportunity to give me $100, please?

the thing about my daily preparation of tofu around this time is it almost always fulfills what i consider the last of a whole day's responsibilities before it's done i dread and close up over the very simple task and after mire in anxious depression over the scope of my existence

washing my big ass in country & western barroom shitters nationwide

Dr Samuel Johnson invented the English dictionary so that he could put pictures of his enemies beside unflattering words

you know that as soon as i use the snow shovel to scoop up these dirty boxer briefs in my driveway one of the other tenants is going to fly out the building screaming bloody murder

day eight of unclaimed boxer briefs in driveway

repeating everything you say back to you incorrectly and turning a little faucet that drains the great lakes for my trouble

squeezing my awful body all the way down my well

good morning everyone

you know a chicken doesn't fall far from the pot

i'm getting bulging bodybuilder veins all over my body but staying really fat this winter

hate when my tofu fails to defrost entirely and it's filled with ill juices after i fry it

you can play your music outside as loud as you want as long as you're pumping enough iron to back it up

hey does anyone want to play crash bandicoot 4 with my computer it just asked and i'm not really a game guy

i'm watching some russian movie about parents adopting the most hilariously demonic looking kid like it's normal

a lot of people are anely good at keeping their nepo baby status under wraps... hell liz phair's father richard is royalty

turning pretty this summer has come with some unexpected consequences

i obviously can't keep posting about media in light of recent events so god only knows why i'm going to be on here

9 hour rainstorm black screen for men

i'm sorry i keep reposting this but i'm up against a lot of medical bills and really need any help you can spare. thank you

as much as i give these guys shit the first 2 lps are classics to me but i'm getting more and more convinced this is my favorite song because this was my life in wmass youtu.be/JidLvNkrSDA?

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

my depression has fallen into a window of fidelity with reality that is making me notice filth and disrepair

nw clown in a cornfield. i just watch all this shit pass out and see doctors that is the whole of my life

handing out pitchforks to rabble and unpantsing my ass

i think there's something somewhere that says i'm not supposed to use two cups of bleach to clean a space the size of a toilet stall on account of the emphysema. i feel delirious and just put my shoes on wrong; possibly unrelated