I briefly was like "I wonder if you could e-file the dry skin on your lips" before remembering that there's like these solid things behind your lips with which a drill bit colliding is a horrifying notion.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Every single time! Epstein will write: "porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no" and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying: "You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."

I feel like the pacing is a bit weird for season 2 of Hazbin. Like, episode 6 is a bit late for a standalone Husk song about how he likes gambling. They should have made it a duet with him and Angel.

Could Hazbin not get a real Australian? My ears are bleeding.

by age 26 you should have: • an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character • weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager • a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

The state of my mental health rests on him, bro. Sjsjdjjssj

Do you know that on Xiaohongshu, a platform with some of the most stringent "friendliness" rules, you would never be suspended for this because it's extremely obvious that this is not a real threat. People make jokes about murder and suicide frequently there without incident.

There's this really weird trope in C-dramas where after the main couple get married there's a period of time with the husband frustratedly tolerating the fact that his wife somehow doesn't realise it's weird that they haven't had sex yet. It's such a weird bit.

ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme

Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk

I really need folks to call their reos and yell about the high priority bills. Things are moving along and legislators are getting a surprising amount of SUPPORT for these policies Please do not assume this cannot happen. Please call, get your friends and family to call. Please.

It's weird to tell non-readers that one of my biggest goals with my next book is to make readers ugly crying, scream and throw the book, reach out to tell me how much they hate me. They'll never get it.

Absolutely ridiculous search.app/v3T3P

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Bold move for a guy who is way more identifiable than he seems to believe

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

imagine having a government job, dying, and waking up in hell only to be told you have to go back to work at another government job

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

Like, does anyone find it deeply freeing and invigorating that the vast majority of us will always be happier than a literal trillionaire? I think about that every time I see Elon's name come up.

I snorted

this is literally never not accurate

I imagine that being one of the best known people in the world alongside being the most insecure man in the world is a special kind of hell to live in. No amount of money can buy him genuine human interaction, happiness or genuine respect.

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

Ahh, brulee. I have crossed oceans of beef to be with you. www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...

Hello friends, I need you all. Please quote and share. Let my plea reach others. I am here in a state of indescribable despair and distress. Please do what you can for my family. / Potatoes grow bit.ly/help-mohamed

things getting a little tight on food & essentials, so throwing up the link again. managed to get somewhere stable & most of my property replaced (ty to all help <3); currently just holding out on passport processing, and I'm finally out of this place... www.paypal.com/paypalme/jes...

Don't chew popcorn kernels. It just cost us $200 that we really, really don't have coz my bf got a bit of the kernel stuck under his gum and it caused an infection.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

“You can be the most powerful person in the land and a man will still feel entitled to grope you, in front of the world, because you are a woman. When you object, some will complain that you are taking it too seriously, or that it is all made up.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

TOXX CLAUSE ☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️TOXX CLAUSE☣️

Seeing a glimpse of freedom, hard and dangerous work vindicated, and then having the boot slammed back on your neck: this is something fascists love to inflict on people.

THE FOLLOWING DEMOCRATIC SENATORS VOTE “YES” ON THE CONTINUING RESOLUTION IN EXCHANGE FOR NOTHING: MAGGIE HASSAN (NH) CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO (NV) JEANNE SHAHEEN (NH) JACKY ROSEN (NV) DICK DURBIN (IL) TIM KAINE (VA) ANGUS KING (ME) JOHN FETTERMAN (PA) ITS OVER

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

If you call someone 司马昭 (Sima Zhao) you're saying they have bad intentions of are plotting evil. Sima Zhao was a prime minister who plotted to overthrow the teenaged emperor Cao Mao in the mid 200s. The phrase 司马昭之心路人皆知 - "Sima Zhao's intentions are known to all" - is popular.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

I follow several sex workers on various social media who have much better political takes and understanding than anybody working at Axios

John Laws was a homophobic misogynist, rest in piss. Nobody wants to read your little nostalgia posts about him.

And to help you discover more trans books this month (and beyond!), here's a Trans Books Feed. It'll pick up posts with 📚💙💕 OR trans/ nonbinary/ non-binary/ enby + books

I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself! 🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...

If you call someone 司马昭 (Sima Zhao) you're saying they have bad intentions of are plotting evil. Sima Zhao was a prime minister who plotted to overthrow the teenaged emperor Cao Mao in the mid 200s. The phrase 司马昭之心路人皆知 - "Sima Zhao's intentions are known to all" - is popular.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Join us in raising money for the Greater Boston Food Bank throughout November. We're accepting monetary donations at the registers in store through November 23. Learn more about volunteering, donating food or money, and receiving assistance at their website: www.gbfb.org

Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.

🔭 A Full Moon at Perigee Image Credit & Copyright: Betul Turksoy star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...

it's only a clique if it's from the warlord period in china, otherwise it's a sparkling friend group