thinking about putting a song about subbing on the album

women

reinstalled scrivener, so expect me to get very annoying about my screenplay once the album is done

baby, you are gonna miss that plane

if i see a beautiful woman thrust into the spotlight because of her husband's success i am simply normal about it

when a man says he's "heteroflexible" 😍😍😍

i'm like if a boyfriend was a woman

hello

it's our year, dolls

is this good

rip paul wellstone, you would have loved mayor mamdani

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

terrible night for sexual predators 😔

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

good morning patriots

the most maine headline

we're skipping Woke 2 and heading straight for Woke 3

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

fuck curtis sliwa but i hope so badly that cuomo comes in third

no it's real i saw it on the news

no one is ready for isobel lp1

isobel album is sounding incredible. ariel is a wildly talented producer, she is bringing the best out of me

fully expecting cuomo to continue running even after his concession speech

GET IN THE COMMENTS!

not to perpetuate reboot culture, but dropout should revive mst3k with brennan lee mulligan

Henry Kissinger has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Dick Cheney has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

it's an election day miracle!!!

manifesting

always a great day when i'm reminded that kissinger is in hell 🥰

Henry Kissinger has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

this is the extremely online gamer version of getting a sandwich named after you at your favorite spot

New tierlist with a new IMPROVED term for my favorite build in the game

the chair company is the closest we have to a season 2 of the curse

everyone should get snap, and snap benefits should be larger and there should be no restrictions on what food/drink you can buy with it

:)

it really is wild that we got a peak trans woman character as the co-lead of an anime in the early 80's and there have been so few characters like hibari since

me when i have no idea what i'm talking about

“Person recovering from plastic surgery”

everybody should hire me to produce their records

i'm always saying this

you couldn't make stop!! hibari-kun! today,, because of the woke

So, You Wore A Dress For Halloween and Now You Want To Do It Every Day

i don’t have any good pictures from when i was a witch for halloween in 2020 but i do have this absolute classic tweet that was RT’d onto my feed and immediately screenshotted by me the next day

there's something about dumb cis boys that makes me wildly confident this guy was stammering through his "i just think all people are beautiful" speech and he called me gorgeous and i was like "yes, i am"

rabbit rabbit

i'm going as mommy for halloween

i'm going as mommy for halloween

went to paris and had my first madeleine,, i couldn't remember shit

went to paris and had my first madeleine,, i couldn't remember shit