Every gay couple like

"We all told you there was nothing to worry about!" Gee, can't imagine why we didn't immediately believe you when that's the same thing y'all said about Roe.

Democrats will yell "LOL THE REPUBLICANS ARE STUPID!" while getting bodied by them for the twentieth time in a row.

We're going to start getting takes about how actually this was all brilliant 5D chess and I'm going to do my best to not get my account suspended.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.

Hey, that not funny; my ore freighter died like that.

Hey, that not funny; my ore freighter died like that.

Well, at least everyone suffered for nothing.

So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

Reminder that, unless a creative freelancer has a spouse with a day job that offers health insurance, they likely have an ACA plan. And with the hits to creative industries the past few years, I'm guessing many qualify for subsidies. Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.

Money given to the Democrats isn't just wasted, it does active harm. Donate directly to people in need or grassroots, local orgs doing measurable good.

Brb going to the astral plane to fuck up Joe and Eileen Bailey.

Money given to the Democrats isn't just wasted, it does active harm. Donate directly to people in need or grassroots, local orgs doing measurable good.

"Why do you just attack democrats? Why don't you ever go after republicans?" Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

Brb going to the astral plane to fuck up Joe and Eileen Bailey.

"Well what were they supposed to do? Fight? Against their enemies? Do you even hear yourself?"

We're going to start getting takes about how actually this was all brilliant 5D chess and I'm going to do my best to not get my account suspended.

Well, at least everyone suffered for nothing.

Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.

Democrats will yell "LOL THE REPUBLICANS ARE STUPID!" while getting bodied by them for the twentieth time in a row.

If you aren’t someone who is losing access to food or healthcare this month, don’t worry. Your time is coming.

Democrats like "Oh shit, we're winning!" *Surrender*

Every few months *sigh*

I think we need to finally admit that human creativity peaked when we made erasers shaped like little dinosaurs. All been downhill since then, and we all know it.

I think there's a lot of good and useful advice in On Writing, but I also think that the way it became THE writing guide in a lot of people's minds has done some harm to the generations of writers that have come since.

The Corpus Of Vivian Moira Valentine, Your Third Favorite Transsexual Horror Writer: An Introduction I've started a gothic fantasy serial, Shadows Over Ravenkirk. The first part is out now, the next comes out in 2026! It was recently parodied by @midnightpals.bsky.social! books2read.com/SOR1

We're like an hour away from a full-blown Mamdani sign generator discourse, aren't we?

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Target like, "We hear you loud and clear: We'll make our employees more annoying."

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So great that part of why people are falling for this scam is the lackadaisical, unprofessional approach Bluesky's actual real mods and staff have had toward suspensions.

Part of the reason I think there isn’t as much pressure around stopping ChatGPT re: suicide/psychosis as compared to stuff like Panera Lemonade is because people are inclined to blame it on mental illness versus the tech, a kind of victim-blaming mentality that fits neatly into just world fallacy

W H A T

Let my lack of courtesy-Like reverberate through your soul until your dying day.

If you love someone, tell them. If you miss someone, reach out. If you can spend time together, do it. One day, you’ll wish you had more of those moments.

There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is. The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.

if any of yall get a message like this, for the love of all heavens do NOT click on the link in general if you get any messages saying that your account is or will be suspended asking you to change the mail adress or to click on a link to fix it, IT IS A SCAM

LOL WUT.

So, elsewhere a friend shared a review of a book talking about the "male loneliness epidemic" Which, to be clear, is like five different problems in an awful societal snake fuck ball, at least half of which are actually just capitalism The book is apparently helpful, but I have one big objection

Just remember that the people telling us AI is inevitable now were the same ones telling us that museums would be replaced by virtual art galleries where the rich would display their collections of stoner monkey jpgs.

I can't decide if this would be more or less menacing with a definite article instead of an indefinite one.

Getting to be myself (100% unfiltered myself) for the past four weeks has been weird and incredible. I’m 40 years old and I’ve always had to filter my personality around others. That’s not how any of us should have to live. Find your people- the ones who love who you are. That’s where you belong.

Here are the links to my first novella "Nights of Healing"! clemenceviac.itch.io/nights-of-he... www.amazon.com/dp/B0FXG9Z2KN I partnered with the wonderful @tomathh.bsky.social for the illustrations. #lgbt #queer #lesbian #fantasybooks #book #romance

I can't decide if this would be more or less menacing with a definite article instead of an indefinite one.

Book was onto something.

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Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬 (Messed me UP.)

Just wrote a scene in Ghost Flower book 4 that is going to have me fucked up for the next...forever?