It's Out. . .and it's a Banger. The C2 rages on. MJF returns to waft some '79 Stank on to the title Match. And It turns out that wasn't even Hampter's Final Form. *draws dick slit on forehead* Yo. . .Soy. . .HAMPTERCEROOOO!!!!!!! It's #AEWHolidayBash 2025 on Wednesday Night Fake Fights! 🤼‍♂️ -😎

One last shift at the chimken mines before Candlenights. This has reached is final Goal Update. $552 closes it out!

And Jason Exile, who did NOT die

oh

It's almost a week late cuz I spaced it but the Week 3 C2 Recap is up! #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #ContinentalClassic 🤼‍♂️ -😎

Minneapolis is so violently ant-public bathroom it is truly inhumane.

okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet. Takes 2-3 now apparently. Please share widely and help if you can. I'll Post Moxes!

Merry Christmas Eve! I have nothing to do but wrap presents and bake cookies and make Cameos, which are on sale today! If you’d like a message from me (and the cats), you can get one here! I’m also happy to share my cookie recipe or sing the alto part of a Christmas song. v.cameo.com/e/yvSMnRsVmZb

And Tiny Tim, WHO COULD NOT DIE, crawled on under the glare of the dying sun

Batman

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, went on to take state with his university a cappella group

Bringing this tradition to Bluesky. Happy Emo John day to those who celebrate.

US authorities discover a million more Epstein documents, officials say

He looks like he hasn't aged a year 🥹

it's fun to imagine an old lady walking to her backdoor, shaking a dish, going "here kitty kitty" wondering where here kittums has gotten off to and meanwhile her little fluffmuffin has become a deity for the day

Oh my god.

I like how the main character of The Odyssey is Odysseus. It would be like if the protagonist of The Long Walk was named Mr LonglyWalkington.

Yes. I learned about this on Bsky. A common Republican scheme. Someone will have a better summary but a since Republicans desire privatization of utilities their legislators engineered a smoke & mirrors situation where they could claim USPS is a drain. They also kneecap healthcare reform like this

Everyone saying this in the ramp up to the election were correct and the party loyalists still argue online for free that the Dems can do no wrong.

Don’t. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers. Or. Online.

Minneapolis is so violently ant-public bathroom it is truly inhumane.

Gift Link to the article as I found it surpisingly fucking compelling. The only thing that gives me pause is use of AI but it isnt made clear what is meant by that.

I really underestimated how sad being alone at Christmas was going to be after finding the whole thing traumatizing most of my life.

Cho! Cho! Cho! Cho! Cho!

For everyone else feeling low this holiday remember. You are Good Enough for Cyndi Lauper and subsequently The Goonies.

Why I left the nyt www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

There is a lot of nasty stuff going around - I know an entire family who tested positive for RSV, my staff tested positive for influenza A, and several friends/family have bronchitis. Stay safe out there 😳

All I want for christmas is a 3 digit tip 🥺

For everyone else feeling low this holiday remember. You are Good Enough for Cyndi Lauper and subsequently The Goonies.

Ay kayfabe and chill are you on here? 'cause this is good shit. youtu.be/9DupkQba_3A?...

JK I MISUNDERSTOOD MY WONDERFUL EDITOR THE ESSAY WILL RUN AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF 2026 SORRY YOU SHOULD STILL SUBSCRIBE TO @flaminghydra.com

One female Santa binds her breasts when in costume because “Santa doesn’t have them double-Ds.” 😂https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/12/being-santa-claus-is-a-year-round-calling/

Wandre Scarabeo

Also I'm still mad because of this

Kermit, 🎶 After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas... After all, there's only one more sleep til Christ-mas... day...🎶 Gonzo rushes over, "It's Praxis, sir. It's a Klingon moon." Kermit, "Praxis is their key energy production facility..." [shouted off screen a tiny] "Merry Christmas."

Day 64 of inserting a random Muppet (okay and some scenery) into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry #TheMuppets #TheMuppetChristmasCarol

The small trash liners we buy to dispose of the daily cat litter now only comes in scented varieties. There is no need for lavender-scented shit.

Dudes Rock

NO

i'm uh, pretty close

here we go. be the change, etc

why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not

The U.S. government

it's this one btw

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

*falls into water, dies instantly*