There are no more little trees growing in my gutters and sorry to the hopeful squirrel farmer, but there won’t be any corn growing there next year.

a flat-wing

Undersea Sleepover

Roses are red Violets are red I'm playing virtual boy Everything is red

I checked: There's no rule in hockey that a dinosaur can't drive a Zamboni. Let's talk about Frank Zamboni's marvelous invention. Frank was born in 1901 to Italian immigrant parents & raised on a farm in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho (ironically?).

Since it's Friday night and this is Bluesky. #FanvidRec

re: last repost, in case you haven't seen it, my comic for the Nib (RIP) on Nan Goldin, gender, and the closet (delete and repost because the Nib's display code is messed up somehow :/ ) ohtiniestplanet.com/short-comics...

Teen the Younger has been collecting abandoned pencils at school for a while now and just informed me that they have amassed 345 pencils.

The train to Osaka.

It’s small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but it really pisses me off when you’ve got one of those Ziploc snack packages and you tear off the top at the little notch and it’s still all sealed below where you tore. You had one job!

Tonight, the Department of Homeland Security announced that on Tuesday they detained 14 of our neighbors on immigration charges. What they initially reported as a targeted criminal enforcement action was in fact an identity-based raid on people who had done nothing but show up for work that day.

TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883

Well SOMEBODY has been clenching my jaw a lot lately and I wish they’d stop because it kinda hurts.

This handsome little gentleman (sugar pewter morph) is available for adoption at Snake Discovery (and they’re doing a free ball python adoption event on Black Friday). 🐍

Why must life suck? Minneapolis, MN 11/20/25

"Hey man, did you see what happened to my lunch? I left it in a container just like the one you're in." 🐙📷 jayjt (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

Red alert 🚨

I’m always saying this.

The problem with watching my sodium intake is that salt is fucking delicious.

Running errands and delighting checkout employees with my possum earrings from @jessfink.bsky.social

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

If anyone is missing a large black dildo with suction cup base, check the left shoulder of westbound 94 right by the ramp from 61.

Samus repost #metroid #art

I'm a trans artist who JUST set up a sticker shop on etsy. No bites yet, but I'm hopeful! www.etsy.com/shop/TransAr...

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

Smol mlems 🐍

The goblin wizard is granting you a gander of her most prized Orb! #goblin #oc:Bibelot

I have spent all week trying to navigate getting services for my kids, WHO ARE FUCKING GREAT BTW, and I am so fucking tired of opening the internet and hearing about all the people who wish they just weren’t here. You’re all monsters, and I hope hell is real just for you.

Hey I just want to remind everyone that even if vaccines did cause autism (they don’t), they also cause ALIVE CHILDREN, and if you don’t think an alive autistic child is something to celebrate, please fuck off into the sun forever

I tweaked things a little bit and it came out a smidge crustier than I anticipated, but damn it tastes good.

I wanted my gaming trackball (it's bigger) on a different computer, so I swapped the little USB dongle and then spent way too long trying to figure out why it wasn't working, only to realize that Windows was IDing the dongle as a keyboard and the trackball dongle was still on the other computer.

Ultra-rare Midtown Greenway extension update from the Villager. www.myvillager.com/news/general...

It’s about one hour till beer bread time is what time it is (on account of how I just put it in the oven).

Guess what time it is?!

I just saw the term “Bromantasy” on threads and now I’m inflicting it on you.

Hear me out: *All* the drinks kill you.

Actual photo of my brain today:

Way too much politics on my timeline right now, deploying weird marine life image. :) Here's up close and personal with an unusually cooperative Flying gurnard (Dactylopterus volitans). Night dive, Ulua Beach Maui. 🌿📷🐟🦑

Pine marten

I would just like to say that for fun I just raced ChatGPT to find 200 words of edits in a 1900 word piece and I have already done it and it's still going. So that's the last time I ask it for that.

I fancied getting back into sculpting which I hadn't done since school. This was based on my Pedro monster I did for one of my books (first pic). SO MUCH FUN. He keeps an eye on me in the studio now. #monster #sculpture #airdryclay #cutemonster #sillymonster #funny #pinkbottom

Scene: Sam Altman's bedroom, two weeks from today Sam Altman: *suddenly sits bolt upright in bed* Sam Altman: "*People* contain electrons! Compute can be made from people!"

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

Blerrrrrrrgh

ICE raided a workplace in my district today. Two unmarked vans stole away an unknown number of workers from Bro-Tex. Rapid responders were in force. There was clash. Pepper spray. All the folks I spoke to at the scene were shook but resolve was fierce. No quarter for ICE in Saint Paul.

I think about this comic on a regular basis. Also the one where Calvin’s dad wants to quit his job to ride his bike.

Pondering my orb at highway speeds.

I did a journalism for @racketmn.com in the name of democracy—crisp, malty, refreshing democracy. You can't get this sort of local flavor anywhere else.