Please tell me the minced oaths (PG swears) that you use. Mine lately are: Fudge muffin/Fudge McMuffin For the love of Pete/for Pete’s sake (This is largely in my vocabulary because it amuses me to use my little brother’s name in such a way) Son of a buttmonkey

Despite the white stuff on the ground we are full steam ahead for tomorrow's first DJ ride of 2026! 730pm rollout from Mueller Park 3/8/2026 We'll ride through downtown, and maybe even see the renovated number 9? I just provide the music and go where I am pulled.`1`

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

Oops, forgot to plug this earlier, but if you have kids or just wanna hear some music in a very non-formal environment (I can lend you a kid so you can get in the door), this is tomorrow at Keewaydin Elementary in Minneapolis!

Dog wants to go outside. I am covered with cats. This is my life.

On a related note I was recently asked to run numbers on a couple of library purchases for Libby (where we have to buy them) vs. a few other platforms. The biggest cost difference was an item that was an audiobook that was $120 for 24 checkouts in Libby was only $12 on the Amazon digital platform.

Legally, a car in a bike lane is a bicycle, so you can remove two of its wheels and they can't arrest you.

when ur vibes are goode 🪶

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!!! (Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, etc)

If you're in the twin cities and want to buy a cargo bike on the cheap, I'm selling one of mine. www.facebook.com/share/p/1GaK...

When you smoosh your head into your brother’s face so hard that your ear turns inside out.

Got up to start some laundry and came back to these two in my spot on the couch. I am sitting in a different place now.

Bean Juice: The Cognitive Drink.™ The more you drink, the more you think. The more you think, the better you see The horrors awaiting you and me.

You ever go on television and tell the country that you’re a credulous fool who will believe anyone who tells you what you want to hear, or just this guy?

I was a bookish child (shocking, I know). This was encouraged, although my upbringing was conservative and sheltered (homeschooled K-12), so the encouragement emphasized classics and books with a good moral message. As a result, I had an oversized, albeit mildly archaic, vocabulary at a young age. 🧵

Can I say something without everybody getting mad?

Breaking: Feline-to-Human Transmission of “the Eepies” Confirmed Twin Cities woman is patient zero in development that top sleep experts are calling “concerning.”

There's a squirrel in my soup.

Day 4. My co-workers are starting to look at me weird. Everytime I try to start a conversation they push away, pretending to be busy. They simply don't understand that the best potatoes of their life are ahead of them. I will keep trying.

This man is freshly shed and hungry. 🐍

Neko Case is so gender.

NEW LITTLE GUYS PRINTS IN MY SHOP 👀!!! ko-fi.com/s/fbe25b8277 ko-fi.com/s/5b36373c3a #bsnm #artprints

🚨 Awwwooooooo!!!! 🚨

No matter what this image never fails to cheer me up

Someone made an interactive version of Dependency, beautiful editor.p5js.org/isohedral/fu...

It’s super foggy out and making for some very moody photo opportunities

This fog and those constructions light make BIG LOON look like it’s some sort of alien artifact that just appeared out of nowhere God, I love this silly statue!

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

Bridges and fog is a goated combo. The evenness of the light and the way the fog de-emphasizes the background really helps to focus on the strong geometries of the bridge.

That's my emotional support St. Paul Union Pacific Vertical-lift Rail Bridge. (The quoted pic is one of the best photos I've ever taken IMO.)

Blaaaaaaargh

Microsoft doing their best to make Linux on the desktop happen.

I'm just left wondering if the individual in question is an Argonian.

oh! oh! *i* can think of a type of effeminate gay boy who is regularly and vociferously told he's actually a girl and may even be forced to live as one & go through a female puberty by his parents, teachers, doctors, etc

Which one of you did this

I'm hard at work and came across these and loled www.etsy.com/listing/1736...

Look at my fesh #Art #SciArt

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Your daily affirmation: You are made of atoms. Atoms are made by stars. Stars are hot. Therefore, you are hot. Don't forget that.

Turkeys kept the view

THE REACH (1999) Acrylic on Canvas - 48” x 30” Almost a Lumen painting, in which figures are trying to work their way out of enclosed spaces and get into the light. I used a model for this one and it was quite difficult for her to take this pose and hold it long enough to capture the gesture. 1/3

I would invent the electric guitar. Of course, my genius won’t be appreciated until the vacuum tube gets invented.

Controversial opinion, but I like when beer.

best possible name for a possum tbh

Bard Knight 01 🛡️ Dost thou shred? 🎸

⭐️ woah ⭐️ [ #cuteart #traditionalart #posca ]

Tartar Sauce: The Mayonnaise for Fish™