Everybody, go outside this weekend and literally touch grass. It's good for you.

The first 5 seconds of this literally made me nauseous. I didn't know that was possible. How did they even do that?

There is bullshit everywhere for those with eyes ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶

when the bottom is simply not power enough

"It’s not technology that’s the problem—it’s the doctrine that technology is more than a tool, that in fact we’re tools for it."

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

it's hakeem jeffries. i'm weeping. the fbi seized one of our moneybeg farms and you still haven't completed our survey on which group we should kick out of the tent next. (yours is losing!) can't you at least chip in $28 for rachel maddow to say doody trump on air? actblue dot com slash doodytrump28

The funny thing about Dems is they're in the rule book crying "dogs can't play basketball" when they're actually refusing to play, and when they do play they suck so bad a dog can beat them

The man, the myth, the legend

In a utopia, people would wisely wait for information about how someone spent their time in the weeks/months/years before committing an atrocity, instead of saying, "ahh here's what we found in a convenient sticky note in their pocket", BUT

A teacher once told me the problem with doing arson on a boat is the fire might burn everyone, including you. I think about that a lot.

JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg

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- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

In hindsight, we peaked at eBay, Craigslist, and Google Docs.

peace through strength lethality warrior ethos bros when Russia starts firing UAVs at a NATO member state with impunity:

For the record, I hope Europe kicks the Russian Federation's dick so hard it becomes a tongue ♥️

@sodrock.bsky.social might finally get the Transformers US military scene against Russian main battle forces 😌

It would actually be very funny watching Bessent pull every muscle he has by trying to throw a punch.

this is devastatingly funny.

i constantly think about this post

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Tanks? Boring. Finally the world will find out if DC roads are built to withstand an Arleigh-Burke class destroyer.

Hey Sam, I just want to talk.

this is the type of thing you do when you truly do not care if you live or die

When you're a business knower

Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.

This guy left the interview and immediately spent 12 hours watching Hulu

Look if you're thinking about going to Steak n' Shake, just have some stuff respect and find a Cookout

I miss when technology was fun. now it's jigsaw pieces of a nightmare.

Honestly I'd go to cracker barrel more if it was also a gun store and shooting range

Man this person is out here doing the 1860s equivalent of "hmm but Ukraine supporters don't necessarily care about Ukrainians" and I can't with this shit

lol, well shit.

"You could go to the desert at night." Oh please. And let the sun sneak up on me in the dark?

Levels of juice previously unknown

The Glenn Miller Time™ Orchestra

Man, people are gonna die after trying to calculate their own insulin doses to get past their "lying doctors"

Which one of you made this chart? Show yourself, coward.

The perfect collab for an era of unforgivable crimes

Good stuff here

if my computer is going to be a little buddy it has damn well better be more loyal to me than to its manufacturer

. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

oh my god, you haven't even immanentized the eschaton yet?