Cement mixer, growling lustfully

I have invented Sex 2.

Mamdani just essentially got the President to legitimize the DSA in the goddamn Oval Office! On camera! Zelenskiy's been meeting with RU fascist representatives for years and is still directing efforts to quite literally kill millions of Russian fascists, so clearly meeting != capitulation

Look man I'm sorry we don't have whatever system your heart desires. If you want to build that system you're either gonna need to do The Revolution or morph the system gradually over time through savvy politics and the sweat of your brow. It sucks but the only way through is work, and work is messy

Damn should have elected Cuomo

Alton Brown

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Way more questions than answers from this one www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Somebody go tell Ed Zitron I don't know what I did but if he could unblock me so I could get his takes on Nvidia and AI shit that would be nice.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

The plan would even demand that Russian be recognised as an official state language in Ukraine and that the local branch of the Russian Orthodox Church receive official status, echoing long standing Kremlin political goals. That is going to be a no.

I was chuckling at that post saying we should be prepared for people we "admire" to be in the Epstein Files because it's definitely a you problem if you think politicians and money grubbing rich people and Silicon Valley creeps are worthy of admiration in the first place.

How I look reading your posts:

I know for sure that we are far away and most people in America don’t give a fuck if we’re dead or alive but chat I really don’t want to see my posts printed out in an fsb basement

They need a real fighter. Someone with courage and conviction, who stays the course even when times are tough. Someone like Cory Booker. (dodges thousands of rotten tomatoes and cabbages)

Eating 6 cans of expired soup so I can call out of work tomorrow

That's right, it's simply none of the government's goddamn business.

Ahhhh a delightful amuse bouche before the main course

We didn't get to wish anyone a Happy Halloween this year, but there's no time to fall off a ladder like the present when you are taking down your Halloween decorations.

no cross-a da picket line, capische?

Sarah McBride's tent smells like Susan's Place got hot boxed with salvia in the fucking asbestos clouds of 9/11 You are a Godless homunculus You're the fucking bacteria of a long dead Type-1 civilization resurrected to desecrate human dignity A siren of neo-liberalism that drags us to hell

This is why the current administration is terrified of war with China and is abandoning the Pacific despite intense military prep. They do not think America is capable of winning such a war because they believe America is hopelessly inferior, and to compete must be forced into authoritarianism.

We deserve a Democratic Party that is willing to fight as hard as we are. We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.

"please don't primary me" good luck with that

"I'm so happy I died at Agincourt, you really should be more positive that we fucked up and lost it all."

Oh so he's just incompetent. That makes it all better.

Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party 🤝 Both wrecked today

aww yeah, I just put on my Big D(emocrat) hat and tweeted the Wakanda Forever salute at various representatives, time to check in on my fearless party in congr-- what the fuck. What the fuck.

"they might stop serving me beer at the Nazi Bar" sir please listen to yourself

This is a godless abomination which cannot be rehabilitated or reformed.

What's up YouTube, Sun Tzu here with my boy Machiavelli. Don't do this! Your loyal soldiers WILL betray you!

Yeah tonight we smokin on that very same shit that got Blake Herzinger talking like Simple Jack 2: Policy Guru

My manservant, JD, is a feral little vulgarian who burps loudly and interrupts me

Chauffeurs in New York City tonight after the Zohran Mamdani win

Is Bluesky a better political barometer than Twitter? Many are saying.

Goodbye, Dick Cheney

The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

VANCE: Bring me a duvet, I'm sleeping in the bathtub & won't come out until you denounce Ganesha as a demon USHA: Ok VANCE: I'm protesting, it's activism USHA: I know honey. Do you want the duvet with the trains on it VANCE: THE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ONE. GOD DAMN YOU, IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A STRANGER

good game

BASEBALL #worldseries

Ok I guess that's baseball [crashes car straight into highway barrier at 135 mph]

I'm the healthiest baseball person, I cheer for whatever team is at bat

What's up Bluesky I hate baseball it's actively killing me #worldseries

This is peak baseball and it is going to kill me

Yeah that's right, load up those bases lool

18 INNINGS LET'S GO

THAT'S BASEBALL BABY 🐦

So really this is just stuffing a bunch of smaller algorithms into the "no algorithms" app. I don't think this really aligns with "own your feed"