Good and Normal things, everyone.

Disabling replies is real bitchmade behaviour

DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO ALGAE WATER

hmm yeah I don't like that

MUPPET CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

ngl this might be my favorite thing I've ever posted

I once was cammed ... in reverse ...

For some, Musk's vision of life on Mars will be almost irresistible: the chance to be sexually harassed in a confined space for the rest of your life

We have total confidence that we’ve invented smart glasses that don’t make you look like a total dipshit, which is why I called this press conference. Now all that’s left is to reach into the podium and don them,

when you know ball

"Now that that's been said, back to posting about spiritual warfare for 12 hours on the TERF forums"

one of the funniest meltdowns from israel about the coming deal to end the war with iran i’ve seen so far

you gotta see it to believe it

My my, Lukashenko. What good sense you have.

depression

To be clear, this is what this is: Miller: let’s dial the fascism up to 11 Scarf: respectfully, 7 is all we can get away with

Driving through the Mojave is like, "surely the desert must end after those mountains on the horizon" and you say that like 8 times before you're finally out of the desert

man, now we got big popular accounts trying to advise AI companies on branding strategy to make it seem more humane and empowering rather than "WE WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE", like a bunch of freaks on speed and gear are gonna listen to you. Sad behavior.

In Toy Story 5, Woody and Buzz try to mercy kill Bonnie after she is exposed to unrecoverable levels of online brain rot.

Getting bullied into buccal fat removal by my toilet

it's time for BRAIN WORMS

do americans know that tariffs will increase the price of burger? google sonic inflation to learn more

that's a pogrom

Unionize or perish

this is cool as hell

Live look at the 2028 presidential debate

novel strategy, sir

All I'm gonna say is it's hard to find a tattoo artist who will agree to do a totenkopf because if you start doing Nazi iconography then you become known as the Nazi tattoo artist.

It is very funny that people spent the last 7 months convincing themselves that an obvious Nazi tattoo wasn't a Nazi tattoo

this is a sentence like what a judge passes

Duck Season / Rabbit Season -Ass negotiations

what

See, normal people would write a song about the EXPERIENCE of driving a truck, digging post holes, carrying a shotgun, and having a girlfriend. Not pop country artists. They just name-drop those activities, which is how you know they've definitely done them.

My kingdom for aggressive antitrust enforcement

Needless suffering is baked into the culture. So many people really, really hate when you say things like "Things don't NEED to suck, we can make them better" and "The first step to improving things is complaining about them"

oh my god??

🙃

I've also heard this from lawyers. They have almost no confidence that the current system can maintain a stable country.

used to be that politicians would bang the table and swear bloody oaths to have the military drag criminals back from whatever dank foreign hole they thought they were safe in, smdh.

America fuck yeah

Idk, disabling quote tweets seems like a violation of Poster's Bushido. Muting the thread seems far more honorable.

I love how every unscripted photo of Sigourney gives the vibe of Person Who You Should Hang Out With

I'm Saved. You can't do this to me.

21 y/o: "you can get way, waaay more money for your pee. At least a few hundred."

If you showed LinkedIn to a medieval peasant and told them you needed to post on it sometimes or nobody would employ you, they'd be like "that is an affront to God on high, we would drag our Lord from his castle and beat him to death with farm implements"