Rat is still at large. Traps have been purchased. Thank you to everyone who signal boosted and helped a frazzled prissy bitch with her pest issues

The rap song I Look At Pornography and Like Pornography and Pornography Gives Me a Boner has been banned from the airwaves

I was hiking at the Ted Bundy body dump site with my girlfriend who stole my car and I had a black bear encounter

Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house Rat in house

I am glad I got turned down for all those hotel receptionist jobs I applied for because I was already planning on causing chaos by double booking and pitting the aggrieved customers against each other for my personal amusement and I think I’m just too much of a wildcard to hold that kind of power.

I may be unemployable But I’m not unenjoyable

Just got kicked out of Portland for my opinions on The Talking Heads

I wonder if the next Turning Point rally will have rain ponchos for the front row like how Gallagher used to do.

Gonna log off before I tell everyone my sincerely held beliefs on what I want to happen to anti-vaccine families.

They’re going to take everything away from us and the only thing the fucking Libs have to say is “I don’t want faggots playing sports either” Absolutely fucking hopeless, dawg.

My friend is losing everything because of small town trans panic over Charlie Kirk’s killing so, yeah, I’m glad he’s dead and the only tragedy is that it didn’t happen sooner.

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You can buy my art if you’re kinky like that

I’m really proud that my art has moved from fun fridge drawings I did to stuff my mom has framed on her wall. I’m something of a black sheep of the family if you can believe it. I like that even though she doesn’t understand me, she understands my art and appreciates the effort I put in.

The cool thing about being trans is I get to be in poverty forever

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IT'S BI-DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT MEANS

Job hunting is humiliating and degrading which is why I masturbate to my rejection letters

I’m unhireable but not undesirable

in the words of @melibean.bsky.social : "isn't that everyone in the UK?" youtu.be/QTpIMdchfFk?...

Burger King is my favorite swear word

Relationships are our reward for beating people up

This dudes Wolfwood cosplay is the drizzling shits.

a fat woman eating out a skinny woman as the muppets movie plays on tv in the background. this makes me so horny i might actually start crying

did some art

Feeding the neighborhood strays today. Got them hooked up with two cans of wet food and a fat lot of kibble. Enough for these two beautiful babies, and their mama and siblings when they feel like coming over for dinner.

Does this look infected to you?

I'm trying to raise money towards recovery from my eventual top surgery, i have a wishlist that i've been able to purchase some things from but there's still a few expensive items to get. Any little helps! gofund.me/15c8c4214

He just finished his Newport and he’s ready to beat some ass

Must be hard meeting in secret like that Wonder if the considered wearing some sort of white hood with eye holes cut out so they can hold rallies in public

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

The founding fathers don’t mean shit to me. They never even played Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2

Which of Christ’s apostles do you think would get the most DUIs if they were alive today?

I’m trying very hard and it’s not paying off but I’m gonna keep doing it anyway.

The origin of the “zombie” mythos was the horror of the idea that even death would not free you from having your body and your labor exploited:

My brother keeps criticizing my art because “You just draw the same thing and you don’t even color it” And it’s always when I express a desire to sell my pieces. I don’t doubt myself, and I don’t really accept unsolicited art advice usually, but it’s annoying nonetheless.

🖕Fuck Alan Angels🖕 (Complementary) Hope Mortos rips him in half 🤼

CNC is just a kink scene where words like "no" and "stop" aren't the safe words, which means that another word or set of words mean "no" and "stop". It's really not that complicated!!

Limited time menu options are a distraction from the regular menu items.

Oh, you’re a white man? How much meth did you eat today, Brother?

This is just a key lime pie you marks

Can’t believe we’re gonna live through that moment in the V for Vendetta movie where Stephen Fry gets executed for doing a really bad Benny Hill sketch

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

All this because y’all wanted to run Joe Biden again.

Growing my wintertime afro out. Now I can get asked “Ya mom or ya dad?” When I buy my Newports. Out here being the mulatto with an albino mosquito’s libido Kurt Cobain warned us about.

Started framing my art.

Hey all! I'd like to thank the world's media institutions, and of course the Bluesky mods, for being totally normal and proportional about a barely famous trans woman cracking wise about a Nazi's death.