I *almost* feel bad about this ridiculous ratio.

new white house milk ad featuring RFK jr

my only experience with scott adams was me making fun of him getting cancelled for going on a racist rant and getting dilbert pulled from various papers and i wondered what would happen if conservatives adopted dilbert as their new punisher logo and then dozens of shirt sites offered it for sale.

We’ve had contractors working on our house for what feels like forever and I always try to do something nice for them, always offering coffee, bagels, lunch etc… but the other day I did something really special and played “boys and girls in America” by the hold steady while they were working.

the two worst types of people on any form of social media are the "truth seeker" and the "digital creator"

"wicked for good" sounds like a charity set up by a BDSM store.

check it out, what if the epstein clients were all dropped like a coachella poster?

unearthed footage of donald trump reacting to the grape lady falling

with trump / the whitehouse fully embracing memes i can't help but wonder what this presidency would have been in an alternate timeline

Why do we know more about Tyler Robinson in 5 days than we do about Vessel, the mysterious singer of Sleep Token in over nine years?

i feel like we are a few months away from compilations of public space murder videos with this guy making squirmish faces inbetween.

Explaining to my parents the meaning of groyper might be more complicated than telling them how to download photos off their iPhone

pretty sure i found tyler robinson's spotify profile and i guess his musical taste was basic af

etsy sellers are not ok

i just got back from home depot and their new halloween display has a 20 foot tall donald trump hand.

New Department of War branding makes total sense.

Renaming my bathroom “the department of piss”

2PM announcement

Dashcam footage of Rudy Giuliani helping the woman on the side of the road

when you break out the 64 and play too many mario party mini-games

i'm going to make a ceviche out of the panera lemonade that kills you and walmart radioactive shrimp

if you got married in a barn before pinterest existed you were either a cow or a horse.

Perfectly shaped pool, no notes.

Made a shirt you can wear around your odd uncle fullbleed.org/products/nev...

saved you a click, it is just a regular human with three asses

i have obtained a copy of the letter trump penned to epstein and the woman looks oddly familiar

enhance!

i'm always telling my friends "may every day be another wonderful secret” and give them a roman salute.

Martin Shkreli should buy the epstein files

They finally made the milk from that hotel

The Epstein List isn't being released in order to protect every single member of the Velvet Sundown who visited the island multiple times and even performed there on a few occasions.

Me after getting blackout drunk at a wedding, cursing out the bride, puking on the dance floor and suplexing the best man through a table “now is the time for peace”

The “is turnstile hardcore” debate is wack, I want to know if Jorge is hardcore

Juror “we, the jury, find the defendant guilty” Me “grok, is this true?”

i forgot about the time i was watching rudy giuliani's livestream (i was prank calling him) and he forgot to cut the feed and he spent two minutes cleaning up his equipment like a toddler trying to learn how to tie their shoes

A Chicago pope consists of yellow mustard, chopped white onions, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, pickled sport peppers, and celery salt.

I don’t want AI to make art, I want it to turn my old medium band t-shirts into larges.

If Trump puts any tariffs on foreign screamo records I am going to crash out

Saw this bus on the highway and I genuinely wonder what the naming process was to land on this

You ever listen to the 1963 classic “surf city” by Jan and dean and think “boy, these guys sure had a lot of group sex”

Alright, I’ll play along

all i want is for AI to do my taxes in the style of studio ghibli

this isn't a severance spoiler as paintings are a theme throughout, but my god, did that painting in the finale have jon mcnaughton energy

Elon banning the Dropkick Murphys from X on St. Patrick’s Day is like banning the Aquabats on Pizza Day

there should be an option on stock photo websites to purchase an extended license to ask the models out on a date

is this real?

i can't believe what they did to my beautiful shrek, did my best to tweak this mess and get rid of the DEI chin

As part of my government gig I had to email Elon the five things I accomplished this past week so here they are… 1 - something's got to give 2 - something's got to give 3 - something's got to give now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor