please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Calling myself a genAI thoughtleader on my resume because I tell everyone at the office it's shit, unsecure and they're not allowed to use it.

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

why did the crab go to prison crimes

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

stealing paintings from museums will soon be considered just another tool in the artist's toolbelt

During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.

unreal gear: one of the agencies cited by the attorney-general as being inundated with AI FOI requests, Services Australia, did not even seem to think that it was a problem. complete shambles of a reform that seems to have no other justification than making government more secret

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Last Friday I appeared before a Senate committee to talk about the Commonwealth's proposed changes to FOI laws @withmeaa.bsky.social, in my capacity as a working freelance journalist. The changes copy FOI regimes at the state level -- two hours later, one of those states hit me with a charge: /1

there's been a rather ingenius, insidious, deliberate effort via propaganda and social messaging to get people to shift their anger and trauma about covid away from the officials who failed them, to the people asking them to mask.

meee :3

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

seriously. go listen to this fucking record.

bsky.app/profile/eva.... Very handy blocklist

drove to ikea in heavy traffic only to realise when i got there that the discount i wanted to take advantage of was online-only 😑

saw an interview of danny brown talking about his new song collab with underscores and he talks about how inspiring her album wallsocket was to him, revisited it and god damn in retrospect wallsockets is album of the year 2023. i loved it already but god damn it’s so unbelievably good

It’s also incredible how many more places could be made meaningfully COVID-safer with a $200 air purifier and a $50 filter change every 6 months.

fire this guy and have an LLM teach his students. its economics, no one will be able to tell

the three main political factions of our time are "nazi", "leftist", and "credulous moron"

good news! we've successfully addressed the problem where people were getting too emotionally entangled with our chatbot. we're happy to announce you'll be able to fuck it soon

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

israel has already broken the ceasefire

I know the headline everyone's running with is "erotica" but "we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues" and "we are putting personality back in ChatGPT so it will act like a friend" are diametrically opposed statements that's the cause of most of the mental health issues

Israel isn't complying with the ceasefire agreement (letting in aid, releasing Palestinian hostages, simply not killing people) because the state doesn't want a ceasefire: it wants full liquidation. Don't allow a complicit media to paint Palestinians at fault for their own genocide.

One hot summer day Frog and Toad sat by a pond. “I wish we had some sweet, cold ice cream,” said Frog. “What a good idea,” said Toad.

Using ChatGPT

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price between takes on the set of The Oblong Box (1969)

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

If you don’t see the link between ICE and the IDF, you haven’t been paying attention. We are being asked to accept a world where whole communities are made disposable and marked for disappearance. If we accept that for anyone, no one is safe anywhere.

i know i'm Too Tired today because i would kill someone for a mcmuffin

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

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it's beyond fucking tiring that a party with an obsession for holding people accountable for every single cent of welfare payments is handing out "how to crime" guides to their fucking employees #auspol

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Today I needed a bit of code, but instead of asking an LLM I tried writing it myself and wow, this could be a new paradigm

sometimes i get so exhausted, spending time with thin people

@goodroundboy.bsky.social: he'd find a way outta there. he's crafty me: fate will conspire to bring two horny teens close to the quickcrete prison, and their flying droplets of sweat will provide him the lubrication he needs to escape

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

if you put all the genAI money into materially supporting actual artists it would completely change the world. it would bring about the new renaissance. instead we're cooking the planet so billionaires can smugly tell us they hate all artists and can't wait for us to be bulldozed by a computer

Consider the emergent gameplay of steeping a teabag

Any trans person who begins their transition today is exhibiting more courage than most people will in their entire lives.