The important thing is we did this for no reason at all

It's not just Long COVID either--while I don't have LC, I do have a auto-immune neuromuscular condition that was brought on by my last COVID infection. COVID is not over and it will wreak this kind of havoc until we actually try to address how it spreads.

every day i wake up and start punching myself in the groin but then i also STOP punching myself in the groin and i'd like to be recognized for that achievement

He's thinking about the racoon penises and simply cannot contain his lusty moans.

It's not even close: I wanted to be Captain N so bad it hurt.

don't get mad, get even. even madder.

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Jesus christ, will literally one actual person benefit from being "provided inspiration" for their drink order? Just wasting fuel, dumping out GHGs and wasting water for no fucking benefits whatsoever.

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

me entering a room

hot frog & toad

The most powerful man in the world does not have the mental capacity to understand what “doctored image” means. How does the bar keep getting lower?

The quickest way for an artist to make me completely doubt that they have any real talent--and instead lead me to the absolute certainty that they have just been benefiting from the labour of others--is to make dumb blanket statements like this about AI.

Just imagine all of the horrors taking place that we will not learn about for years. But by then, everyone will have always been against this, right?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

New rule: if you or your publication uses any "____maxxing" terms outside of relevant stories, I am completely writing you off. This is the language of the enemy and we cannot normalize dogshit, meaningless words just because a group of the stupidest losers alive are trying to popularize it.

Watershed cultural moment

lmao we are in the era of Imagination Politics

The grocery barons are at it again, stealing from the customers who need to buy food to live. But rest assured--no one will be punished and nothing will change. Better things aren't possible! www.cbc.ca/news/investi...

Hobbies are awesome. I've started screaming at the sun.

Wow. You got him. This is certainly the most pressing issue facing the American people. You definitely aren't horribly, horribly failing your constituents by wasting time on this shit instead of doing literally anything to stop your country from fucking up the entire planet.

No YOU just spent $30 on exotic pop and candy 😠

This describes the experience of a significant number of institutions who folded for Trump

To all who celebrate

I get that the Libs are close to a majority and every seat matters, but accepting this lunatic into your party sends a clear message to people like me that this is a coalition that does not share my values.

Love to spend billions and burn enough energy to raise global temps a few degrees on dogshit machines that can't set a timer, but can gaslight you if you call it out on not being able to set a timer. The future! gizmodo.com/sam-altman-s...

The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people. Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Just got my first “you gotta take this pill because of all the shit the other pills are doing to your body” prescription to go along with new immunosuppressants. Awesome. Cool. I love myself and definitely don’t detest every cell in my body.

A bunch of comedians that wanted to say slurs without consequences which they were already doing, are gonna be like “I didn’t think he would do war crimes” dude, all he does is crimes.

Hey, just checking, any world leaders openly stating they plan to commit a genocide in the next day or so?

Love that we're at the point where he just posts cryptic stuff that is virtually indistinguishable from early 2017 Clickhole articles clickhole.com/government-i...

Referring to Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2 as a queer elder.

lol, lmao, lol and lmao

How many times do you think Donny has talked openly about matters of national security on unsecured lines with his loser pals? You *know* he gave Tiger a call for advice on Iran or whatever.

Do you think anyone tried to explain what a defensive alliance is to the big guy, or do they all just nod along to whatever all the time?

New definition of "we won" just dropped:

"Jonathan Denis claims he was discriminated against when he was asked to leave a Tiffany & Co. store in Calgary in 2022 for not wearing a mask. The ex-Progressive Conservative MLA told staff at the store he was medically exempt from masking due to asthma." What a fuckin dweeb lmao

Incredible.

lmfao I get that any sense of self-reflection/awareness isn't allowed in this admin, but holy shit.

Dogshit failed state. For the love of god, protect kids.

Breaking: list of the biggest losers in the world grows to almost 180K

I don’t hit the club anymore, but I will never forget those nights when the DJ would drop the Mario Paint Save & Load music and euphoria would wash over everyone in earshot. Didn’t matter who you were—we were all connected in that moment on the dance floor. I miss it.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something