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Celebrating 6/9 day today :)

girthiest hog in the coastal Washington woods too

hi bbs

Never Been Cruised

Thread! Rom Com title, but make it gay 💅

My DVD copy of Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie is ready for pickup at the library

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my knee is killing me but at least the legs look good

Sauvie Island ride 🚴

💡high vis diva 💡 Seabrook Relay

Behind on RAYE & just now listening to the “This music may contain hope” album. Lots of feels for me, especially on Life Boat and Joy. And then the orchestral break by freakin Hans Zimmer on Click Clack Symphony?!! She’s getting another Grammy y’all!

Dykes on bikes 🤝 Meals on wheels

daddy’s tired 3.5 mile run + leg day + 1,000 yd swim

400 meter repeats 🏃🏻‍♀️

Just spent 15 min cleaning globs of the previous tenants’ hair out of the shower drain 😷

‘Obsession’ is disturbing in the best way possible. One to remember indeed.

from hangout festival 2023 🤙🏽 reapplied diligently!

Listening to Tchaikovsky during my morning patient workup

don’t stop til you get enough

unintentional small win: stumbling across the Portland puppet museum on our bike ride

Drop a fun trivia fact! Trying to win the next Geeks Who Drink trivia night.

Portland Fire game + more dippin dots

Remembering the couple’s Thai massage where my masseuse found my tricep lipoma, played with it for a bit, called her friend over to touch it and giggle about it. 😅

Euphoria is getting unhinged, but I kinda lived for the Cassie Godzilla moment. Hoping some tig-ol-bitty Himbo comes to wake me up by shattering my windows with his nips. #euphoria

mama’s boy (2020)

Went to a Portland Timbers game last night and James was low key hating on my Dippin Dots. Ungrateful smh.

call your mom tomorrow

the set up vs the smiles 📍Columbia River Gorge

squat & pull

which mug is your fave?

Now watching: “Widow’s Bay” - new comedy horror series on Apple with Matthew Rhys. Set on a coastal New England island, the mayor and his committee are trying to increase tourism when some spooky things start happening. Great atmospheric horror elements + some quick wit. Really enjoying it so far!

WHY do all the caked up straights have “God First” listed in their profile?

*FB marketplace - selling bed frame in great shape for $150 (already discounted)* “would you sell for $5?” bitch no!

😢

Gesundheit

listened to the phantom of the opera soundtrack on my walk to work in the dark and it was SPOOKY

about to become 1% bibimbap

happy earth day 🌎

was moving into a new place, reassembling a table, stood up too fast, and whacked my head on this dumb light fixture that the hung at shoulder level (size of a basket ball). Small bits of glass everywhere and a decent gash in my scalp 😵‍💫

the return of Sleevie Nicks

Feels like me & the AI Spotify DJ X go way back.

moving in together this weekend! 😍

two in the pink or something like that

hot frog & toad

Alicia is quickly becoming a favorite of mine…the casual mention of running over a lady with car and an avid doll collector. Excited to see more of the whimsy. #RHORI

subtle smiles with duckï

KATSEYE Just brought out the Kpop demon hunters singers!! Ejae, Audrey, and Rei Ami!! #Coachella #Livestream

sweaty betty

muppet (derogatory)