Accidentally hit the elevator operator button. She heard me singing “The Wizard & I”.

didn’t think this camera angle all the way through lol

i love a soft cheese

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imagine being cut & uncut at the same time

thirstday

200 wall balls ☠️

I went to a dinner at my boyfriend’s coworker’s home & was introduced to Mochi, a very chill bearded dragon. 😍

PDX SnackFest!

gonna be, gonna be golden

In an alternate timeline, Morgan turns on lil bish Vinny, forms a secret alliance with enemy Lauren, backdoors Vinny him during the double eviction, and earns a lot of cred from the jury. #BB27

legs & dairy

My email info was sold to a ton a spam/retail websites…but “Fat Cow Skincare” is a personal blow 🤣😭🤣

Definitely recommend taking an edible before watching the new Smurfs film.

I would happily attend a fish CPR class taught by Mary Cosby 💕 #RHOSLC

the humi-titty today 🥵

Trader Joe’s really is like that Smosh skit. People lose all sense of spatial awareness when they enter. 🤣

New hoodie is giving no-slip hospital sock energy

Emmy Awards felt a lil clunky this year…Nate Bargatze just fell off the wagon and couldn’t find his way back on.

Bubs’s first Oktoberfest! 🍻

what’s your fave poptart flavor?

Gurllll, they knew 💅 #BB27 #Bigbrother

Playing ‘Cell Block Tango’ on repeat in honor of Charlie.

Waiting for JCAHO to finally come so I can decorate the office with spooky decorations…our inspection window has been open since June!

new trainers :) On Cloud’s Cloud X - they feel great for mobility and conditioning work. But would skip running in these, very firm, not a whole lot of cushion.

In honor of today’s Wordle 🤭

White Lotus season 4 - set in France! Will we get the snowy chateaus of the French Alps or the ritzy coastal southern France?!

HYROX Doubles Men in Chicago this November!! Time to get faster 😈 (Bubs & I were lucky to score entry - it sold out very quickly)

Texting bubs to get his power snatch ready in the receiving position.

Watching #ChiefOfWar on Apple for the pecs…I mean plot. (It is an exciting and visually stunning limited series! I recommend!)

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Garden party! @soft-butch.bsky.social 😁

Defending the fair lady (sister) from the dragons (biting sand flies) with my sword (fly swatter) and shield (DEET)

bubs is always doing handstands in beautiful places 💕

New Big Wild album “Wild Child” is giving vibey, acid trip energy. Reminds me of Pink Floyd. I could see their next tour being very visual. #BigWild #WildChild

“Hi, hello. I’m here for the glory hole?”

📍Ocean Isle Beach, NC

K-pop Demon Hunters 2: Bucket hat babes on the beach

travel aesthetic

always make sure to stop by the men’s underwear section in department stores to relive your sexual awakening.

going to the gay clurb and only doing dance dance revolution footwork

Got the wide-neck sweaters to let them traps breathe

2016 ➡️ 2025 still don’t know what to do with my hands

Merry chest day to all. And to all, a good night.

I too, need water that runs clear 😌

Heading to Vegas in October for a music festival, but will have 2 full days there outside of the event. Looking for recs on entertainment/activities/restaurants that are of a reasonable value.

I’m gonna be Aunt Gladys from Weapons this Halloween. I called it first so no one copy me

Step 1) Pick a gym locker in a seemingly empty pod of lockers. Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes. Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other. Girl! Give me some space!!

flashback (shot on iPhone X)

cold plunge on the oregon coast 😘