mama & me Elephant sanctuary where we fed and bathed rescued elephants. This lady is 18 and is already a mama. (I cried twice)

James just told me he’s only had one Auntie Anne’s pretzel in his lifetime.

Two more days in Thailand & I’ve given in to having visible sweat at all times & going out of my way to walk in the shade. The never ending sauna.

📍Chiang Mai, Thailand

Mu Ko Ang Thong National Park Thailand

I think the taxi dropped us off at the wrong temple…

Good morn from Koh Samui, Thailand 🇹🇭

Keep thinking I have hematuria, but have to remember it’s the beet juice

we like the view

Humans are an invasive species.

📍gay bar in Bangkok

could only sleep for 3 hours on the plane ☠️

Here’s to a 20h travel day

Harambe would have hugged Punch 🥲

Someone pass me another tissue. I will hug you, Punch.

Ironically, the Talarico-Colbert interview probably garnered more attention from this FCC stunt. I likely wouldn’t have watched it had it aired normally, but now everyone’s talking about it…definite backfire

LOVE P!NK

Year of the horsec*ck (we were emulating the freaky lady doing this stretch on Instagram)

It’s finally cold in Portland and I just audibly brrrr’ed but it came out like a horse neigh. #yearofthehorse

Tahini Falafel Smith 🧑🏽‍🍼

After watching bobsled, I’m gonna ask the barber for a “monobob”

shirtless version

They’re just happy to see you

Late to watching RuPaul this week. Strong episode! Darlene & Athena made me LOL. Congrats to Myki. And I gasped at Juicy’s handstand walk into a split - iconic.

Spoorgy

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

vday swag

Tag someone that looks like this

Very entertained by this mahjong saga happening at the retirement community. Barbara sounds like an absolute menace at the table and pissing everyone off.

Text from bubs after he left the dentist:

Seven shifts then off to Thailand! 🇹🇭

Just finished off leg day with 4 sets of twizzles

James says he is not impressed with the twizzles on the ice dancing Olympic event. He’s always been a twizzle critic, but this year is different.

Proud of Benito! 💕

just a tad bit sweaty

Portland Winter Lights Festival (1/4)

lil swimmers

we got 4th place at trivia night because James made me change one of the answers from “Pokémon” to “Melania”

we back

Stayed up past my bedtime to finish a Bob’s Burgers jigsaw puzzle

Happy Groundhog Day

Nature’s Dick Pic calendar || February

🥸

Happy birthday to my bubs. 😍

Can someone from Philly tell me if the accents in ‘Task’ are legit? They seem a bit all over the place…

Laryngitis means no voice, but I still have the cakes

look

Did the schlong zombie’s member get smaller in #28YearsLater Bone Temple??

I really do try to keep it light and funny here, but every day it’s something worse and it’s demoralizing. FUCK