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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

This is important. The head of CBP says here that his agency did NOT provide the assessment that led DHS to label Alex Pretti a terrorist looking to inflict mass casualties. That appears to contradict Stephen Miller's claim that the initial assessment was based on CBP reports:

I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid. I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...

When a headline says it all:

"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man

Maples: The Leaves of Fate

'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned

lmaooo

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

Holy shit victim blaming and a half. Calling those trafficked girls aspiring sugar babies is some real nasty work

Megyn Kelly rn:

another installment of "people the internet forced me to learn about this week"

BRO IT'S AELLA GIRL LMFAOOOOO

i can't get over the 'had my AI fuck around with my wife's stuff'

may your owl be superb

after my second or third Sunday spent shoveling out from under a weekend snowstorm i start to wonder why we never get a storm on a Wednesday, and if maybe someone really *does* have a Weather Dominator

I am perplexed by 'I also think about that 5 year-old US citizen,' he talks as if for every 5 year old we keep we have to throw another one in the ocean

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

learning to make Malva Pudding today

NEW: The Trump admin certainly put on a show last week about changing tactics in Minnesota after ICE agents killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old VA nurse. Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch." Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...

You've heard of Kent State (1970) & maybe Jackson State (1970). Did you know #tdih 1968, 28 students were injured and three killed (one a HS student) — most shot in the back by state police while involved in a peaceful protest in Orangeburg, SC? 💔 🧵 Read ⬇️ www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/or...

Today marks one month since ICE mercenary Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good. It was not the first public execution ICE carried out. But because rapid responders caught it on film and angry locals forced ICE to withdraw after, there can be no question about what happened. Resisting makes us safer.

Draymond Green has figured out this thing where he gets a cheap technical early for yelling at a ref so he is then allowed to commit four or five flagrant fouls that the refs simply don't call because they don't want to deal with kicking him out. This is only sort of a skeet about Donald Trump.

This framing is misleading to say the least. I'm sorry to be a wet blanket but this District hasn't failed to elect a Democrat in 15 years. In 2011 the Democrat won 86% to 11%. Please don't be complacent, keep working for the midterms. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisia...

told you

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Roll for initiative."

No one’s missing mother is more important than another, and so a week later the FBI is predictably nowhere on this. The USA is a cruel, exploitative, lawless place; cruel, exploitative, lawless things happen here. Safety is defined by your alignment with power and your ability to make it rich.

If you have a LARGE follower count, pls know that Scott Horton is a chronic thief of posts. He also gets things very wrong and won't take posts down. No matter how nicely you ask. Please unfollow him and do not repost. Although he steals everything, Horton was recently verified by Bluesky.

dear god they suck

I’ve been following Greg Bovino and Border Patrol around for months. Here’s some of my footage (and thoughts).

i continue to be very amused that they think we don't want to be around unvaccinated folks during record-breaking measles outbreaks because we're 'offended'

i'm not being paid to say this, i just wanted to mention that after owning this printer for 2 years, it is far and away one of the best investments i could have made thousands of pages worth of refillable toner for $25 i feel like i found a car that runs on water www.pcmag.com/reviews/hp-l...

yeah I have ONLY heard about this as anecdotes from anonymous accounts, and from no one I actually know on the ground in the area or from any source I implicitly trust

This must drive Vance, a poster’s poster, totally insane.

Hey I've been a little out of it this week, please point me to a video or article about why crypto is plummeting

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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because of course

This is one of those rare moments when Democrats understood the rules of the game Trump plays. I instinctively don't like how it feels to do this, but then I think about how the GOP has been exploiting our sense of 'political morality' to keep us on the ropes for years.

Hahahaha rugged

This is actually a hilarious trap and the orange boy just sort of wandered right into it.

“Donald Trump isn’t racist. Name one racist thing he’s done.” <proceeds to list 140 clear and indefensible racist actions> “No, I meant recently, like in the last 30 seconds.” <lists 10 more actions>

the Epstein files should dispel all these conspiracy theories because these sorts of people simply did not need to write in code

'the buck stops over there' Presidency continues

the headline you find in a prop newspaper from the before times in a post-apocalyptic movie

Trump last night posted a video from an apparent QAnon figure that includes a flag with the QAnon slogan & a "Q" on it.

On the one hand he doesn't ask for an apology, just taking it down On the other not only does he call it racist, but 'the most racist,' tacitly admitting there's been other racist posts

Absolutely fucking repulsive.

“I know they would do anything, that they would hurt people, that they’ve murdered people... I know that intellectually. But I still did not expect them to gas a chill, friendly protest full of nurses and teachers and children and the elderly.” www.theverge.com/policy/87278...