weisselberger
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Iāll stop āoverreactingā when you start reacting.
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state fair energy
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Is 250 like the attendee count or what?
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5 days ago
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There are as many people on stage as on the mall.
6 days ago
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Imagine how well the stock market would have performed for shareholders had FDR only fought WWII on Friday evenings.
6 days ago
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Imagine being mansplained on work ethic by an Albany grad.
7 days ago
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Um. Bro, I think YOUR grass is laced with acid.
9 days ago
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11 days ago
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"Nazi-adjacent" tested poorly in murderer focus groups.
11 days ago
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This is painful to watch.
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12 days ago
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Memorandum of Misunderstanding
13 days ago
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She begged me to take a picture with her.
14 days ago
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the art of the kneel
15 days ago
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Marco Rubio's ulcer lit up the second Trump said Iran should be able to enrich uranium.
15 days ago
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Autopen for me, but not for thee.
15 days ago
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Watching the vice president defend the president gives me parent-teacher conference flashbacks about my kid.
16 days ago
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I'd agree not to enrich uranium for SO much less money.
17 days ago
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Most people don't know $300 billion is spelled with a b.
17 days ago
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I'm going to take a cold shower.
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18 days ago
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People saying they love the new White House decor are the same people who thought the devil would wear a tan suit. If this doesn't call for a Queer Eye intervention, then what on earth will?
19 days ago
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May you live in interesting times.
19 days ago
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Visigoths treat us very unfairly WAR Canāt let Visigoths get MacGuffin MacGuffin price will go down Saw MacGuffin selling for $1.98 Deal with Visigoths any day now Gonna SMITE Visigoths after lunch Dealās back Most folks donāt know MacGuffin is spelled with capital G I'm on FIRE ow
21 days ago
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I've never been so turned on. Not even that time with all three Andrews Sisters in the bilge of Doug Fairbanks' hydrofoil.
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21 days ago
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I've never been so turned on. Not even that time with all three Andrews Sisters in the bilge of Doug Fairbanks' hydrofoil.
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21 days ago
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Nancy Mace right now.
22 days ago
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Imagine all the weird scandals that are still coming. We're like one clot removed from him masturbating on-air during a Fox & Friends cooking segment.
22 days ago
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Trump is like a lucky rabbit's dick.
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22 days ago
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Exit polling suggests South Carolina voters did not think Nancy Mace was a well-rounded candidate.
23 days ago
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"I gave up morning sex to make this concession speech."
23 days ago
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Oh look who Maceplanted out of the gate.
23 days ago
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If you think the Maine senate race can't get more awkward, consider the non-zero possibility that Graham Platner has been sexting Susan Collins.
24 days ago
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I'd like to say preemptively that the White House does not need a fortified subterranean basketball stadium.
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25 days ago
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Donald Trump is excited to watch Wade Boggs lead the Knicks across the end zone tonight.
25 days ago
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This is 100% the face of a very old man shitting his pants on live television.
26 days ago
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Mood
29 days ago
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Solid math from a man who bankrupted the only three casinos where the house couldn't win a hand of blackjack.
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29 days ago
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Is Jared Kushner turning into David Gest? I'm only asking because I'm petty af. š
29 days ago
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This is like pouring Roy Cohn on a dumpster fire for the insurance money from Vesuvio's near-miss mob hit.
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29 days ago
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THIS. SO MUCH THIS.
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29 days ago
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The king of Hungary, my 25th great-uncle, congratulating king of the Romans, my 24th great-grandfather, on killing the king of Bohemia, my 25th great-grandfather. Seven centuries later, my family is scarcely less dysfunctional.
30 days ago
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NO ONE LIP SYNCS MILLI VANILLI BETTER THAN ME!
about 1 month ago
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Every day you wake up not having to vote in Maine is a good day.
about 1 month ago
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Under any sane administration, this scenario would sound as obtuse as the series finale of Lost.
about 1 month ago
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Underwater by 55%, Donald Trump is alienating young men faster than a Disney film about a non-white mermaid.
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about 1 month ago
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All these rumors of crashed UFOs only prove that the aliens must have their own Elon Musk.
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about 1 month ago
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If you think voters were angry with John Cornyn, you should have seen the minutes from his book club.
about 1 month ago
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Gotta hand it to him. There has indeed never been anything like low-cost inflation.
about 1 month ago
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I always have perfect health at my weekly annual physical.
about 1 month ago
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Every time a photographer snaps a picture of Trump's leprous hobbit hands...
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about 1 month ago
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Jesus is picky about his lepers.
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about 1 month ago
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