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You Know What? Bowser Earned Those Stars Fair and Square Actually

In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

Turns out becoming captain of a UUR ship where the dress code is "whatever makes you work best" can really change how you carry yourself

i literally love quickshots so much. not enough people talk about how hot it is. i want to turn a girl into a hopelessly pathetic loser that cums in her pants at the sight of a woman dressed in even slightly suggestive clothing so bad

no i agree. tess with fat fucking thighs

Tess s traigt up sucking penis

my wife... drew a cute tess......

sometimes the phrase "scrooby goon" jumps back into my head randomly and it's miserable every time

do we like it

felt fucking insane trying to describe this style of video in call earlier

tarsiers have such fucked up looking skulls for what is essentially "real goblin caught on film"

You Can Trust Tess With A Power Drill, It Will Do Nothing Nefarious With A Power Drill

I heartrate mogged so hard during my interview

Capitalism is when adults have to beg other adults for food

(practicing in mirror) I bet you think I'm the worst mother ever. Ahem. You must think I'm the worst mother ever. (pulling my hair out) Look what you're doing to me (my cat beats the bathroom door until it opens) Little freaker. Freak pervert. Small body pervert

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

me rn

idk hi lmfao

[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable [Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.

excuse me ma'am that's my emotional support cool looking indie game that still has no sign of a release date despite having been in development for 5+ years

Caseys trying to tell me I couldnt deadlift 300 pounds

peak available soon

My God sits in the back of the limousine My God comes in a wrapper of cellophane My God pouts on the cover of the magazine My God's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

blumen: vector the crocodile likes white women and suicide baiting shadow me: that's crazy i like to suicide bait white women

tess ref sheet incoming ;3

i fucking hate printing and scanning documents, let me ouuuuut

free ducks

just saw a weiner dog in a little tiny raincoat and hat. it was driving a CAR

gotta draw this hairstyle more

dude they're celebrating you over on footballtwt

Job Interviewed

man fuck you

Game Design lesson: Make the most powerful option in your game the most fun one. You'll probably have power disparities; if a gamepiece is fun, but not good, players will optimize the fun out pursuing what wins. This is why you always make the slutty femme twink with a huge fuckable ass overpowered.

some of y'all

Piccolo thinking about ways to improve his Beam Cannon

Ha. Ha. Ha. @shadowstarz777.bsky.social makes a wonderful tiny Proxy of Cyn. Look at them do a little dance! Forever and ever! A much better function than being a flesh thing! Oh to be a little marionette of Cyn from MurderDrones ...<3 #transformation #TFart #hypnosis

Do you guys have the frog that does like this

i'm busy with work + sick nourish me with your heart

First thing I doodled in 2026

Todays sketch. I forgot I have an early thing tomorrow, so tonight was real quick. #warmups #sketches #furryoc #furryart

hog wife alert