old people at the store love to hit you with quick time events and if you choose the wrong answer you'll see your social score reduce in real time

I'm sick and sleep-deprived and it's about to be everyone's problem

at least tomorrow is next year

LIVE NOW! Let's do some Zelda, some multiworld Heretic, and some cozy gaming, shall we? www.twitch.tv/ashodin #VTuber #Cozy #Randomizer #Multiworld #Gaming

One of the best to ever do it

Oh also If anyone has book recs that are: - available on audio - by authors under the enby umbrella I would like them. Pref comfort reads or scifi, but open to everything. TIA

sick as a dog today…you know the rule

how all youtube ads sound to me

Being chronically I'll means waking up dead, then wondering just how many meds you'll have to take to sit at work.

an orange cat

I am not feeling great and Sh*sterkin is doing his job so well its kinda offensive tbh #takewarning

Paid off a considerable amount of debt for my corporate overlords

2025 recapped

I just survived a client meeting while coughing every 2 minutes. I haaaaaate this. 😩

A pair of happy hammerhead sharks (ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Just was talking with @ashodin.com about how we survived some catastrophic events in 2025. Twisted my leg 5 minutes later. Doing it

Suits have decided to change PTO policies at the end of the year, when people are famously in office and available. Which is how I ended up with a scolding from my boss at the arcade.

If you're wondering how NC women feel about the IFPA months after OBX, 9 out of 15 players opted out of the IFPA results submission today. I will forever be bitter at Adam for single handedly causing people to lose faith in the organization and Josh for never once having a spine.

If I check the UPS page enough, it'll get here faster

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Whiteness is a trick made to get people to believe their supposed racial superiority and that they can one day become an elite and therefore think interests are aligned more with the elite then with working people of all identities with whom they actually share much more in common.

My username on Discord is currently GayMarriage+ because of this lmao

i know if we put a sad muscular woman in a silk shirt and had her fight people with a sword 22 episodes a year we could heal this world

I have a lot of Thoughts about Xian holidays, but like. Bonus just hit. Not only can I afford a nice present for myself and a nice meal for the fam, I can also pay off a hefty chunk of debt. I'm going to cry 😭😭

Some asshole is setting off fireworks and has been doing so for the past hour. I'm very morally against calling the c*ps, but be so for real rn. Go to sleep so Santa can come.

"All naughty behavior will be legal and unobserved for the next 24 hours." [Purge sirens]

UPDATE: We may see the first time English is displaced as the most popular language among Bluesky posters as soon as Americans head to sleep tonight. Japanese users were close to achieving that feat at 7 am Eastern Time, and their activity is increasing at an exponential pace. This is remarkable.

We just finished watching Tokyo Godfathers and now we're watching Pokemon Hoopa Clash of Ages

FOR UNTO US A CHILDE IS BORN

I got a Canes jersey for crimbo and idk who's name to put on the back 😭😭😭😭😭😭🏒🌀

Look at this beautiful headband of a Phoenix my spouse @wokuling.bsky.social had handmade for me by a vendor, wow!!! I'm gonna wear it all the time 🥰

My wish for your next few days, via @wolfskulljack.bsky.social

メリークリスマス🎄✨ クリスマスとポケちゃんたち🎄︎🌟

This fucking thing broke on our dishwasher. $20 later, and 30 minutes, it was fixed. It pays to be handy around the house.

A meditation 🧘🏾‍♀️: One minute and five seconds of kah-kah-kah (there was a woodpecker outside) with Periwinkle and Neptune.

LRT: Don't get me wrong, I love Freddie. He's just had a long history of health problems and injuries, and the P*nthers _love_ to exploit that. #takewarning

Starting Freddie against the Panthers feels like bringing a knife to a gunfight #takewarning

me: -has therapy, dislikes the holidays and the longer nights, dealing with insane insurances- also me: why am i sad

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

Good morning to everybody except [REDACTED]’s favorite hockey team. #CarolinaCulture

The FDA prioritized attacking trans chest binders, which pose little risk, while allowing most pharmacogenomic DTC tests to market without being labeled as medical devices This is why biotech isn't fighting this government. They'll make more money with lax regulations

my company has invested money in ""creating"" a g*nA/I helpbot, and insists on us peons using it. To the point where any question in an ATE channel has an auto-response of "Have you asked the bot?" The bot is full of shit. Constantly. All the time. It cannot answer the question. Stop it.

Simply Having A wonderful