When should we expect Muskrat to start hawking My pillows? Yes I am still on painkillers

Work wants to know more about why I'm not there. Even though I've told them that I'm on painkillers. They want me to fill out Official Forms. While on painkillers. The whole reason why I'm out of work.

Far-right Catholics freaking out about the Pope doing normal Pope things will always be entertaining. The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

god forbid women do anything

Telling me not to stress is the WORST thing you can do with me in a stressful situation. Getting a “Has Generalized Anxiety Disorder” tattooed on my forehead is looking like a better and better idea.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

SHOUT-OUT TO @wokuling.bsky.social FOR BEING ABLE TO REMEMBER WHAT OTHER AMV I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I GAVE THEM A VAUGE LIST OF DETAILS I REMEMBERED youtu.be/EPU8mGIpFEY?...

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” Jane Goodall

I feel grody Oh so grody I feel grody and nasty and foul And I envy Any one who isn't me right now

Is it too much to ask for both???

WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”

AUTHORITY FIGURES THEN: don't do drugs ME: you got it AUTHORITY FIGURES NOW: Cmonnn just a little AI, just a sniff, just a taste, everyone's doing it, all your friends are doing it, it's so cool, don't you wanna be cool, I can't trust you if you don't, cmon cmonnn

Dawn of the final day, (less than) 24 hours of funding remain.

me on wheel of fortune when Pat Sajak informs me that there’s no more vowels:

We're at the hospital now. Multiple fractures, potential bone offset, and joint injury. They're going to have to be seen and might likely need to have the bone re-aligned. 😔

Sitting in the urgent care office with @wokuling.bsky.social. They fell really hard onto the pavement last night and possibly fucked up their wrist. I'm taking care of them for the day. We'll need X-rays and meds.

THE MEME IS REAL

Dudes rock

Getting real tired of throwing social minorities under the bus so that a miniscule percentage of people can have big numbers in their light screen box.

its tough out there but so am i

You ever think about how American Protestantism has completely validated the Catholic belief that interpreting the Bible is something for the priests and monks to do and not the laypeople?

faster than a speeding bullet more powerful than a locomotive able to leap tall buildings with a single galumph

Hey, I just wanted to let whoever is reading this that you don't have to prove your worthiness to anyone. As long as you know damn well you're trying your best, through hell or high water, no one needs convincing. You already proved it to yourself, which is worth more than the opinions of others.

just got my dna results back ☹️

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Bought an empanada. It came with a friend.

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

Man the owner of this bar is not chronically online and I'm so jealous y'all.

📣 stop driving fucking dangerously. He's lucky he didn't die or kill someone else. 70mph down Renaissance is absolutely ridiculous.

@himbohoney.bsky.social where r u??? It's ur turn

"He rides up [KK]'s own stick, his own shaft..." I'm 12. #raiseup

How does our dogwater team justify such expensive tickets???? 😩😩 #raiseup

sure is nice seeing players interact with the community, would be a shame to break that trust

Every day there are small joys to be found. Here is one that made me stop and smile. A small joy in my day. My hope is that my creatures bring a small joy to you, or remind you of a moment. A warm smile from me to you. Tell me a joy from your day today, we need all the joy we can get.

Stress dreams should be illegal. It's not fair that during my Designated Rest Time when I am doing things correctly To Rest I am still assaulted by stressors that my brain conjures up. Also now I have to go to work after which makes the stress worse. Fuck you, brain.

Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men

Me the past few years

Deeply disappointed. It's this kind of apathetic attitude that absolutely turns away would-be sports fans. You cannot be so obsessed with numbers on the page that you miss the person.

Ok which one of @ashodin.com 's friends ended up on dropout. I have to know.

One of these days I will give up and go to live in the old growth woods as the true forest cryptid I know I'm meant to be. It's not today. But one of these days...

Timeline Cleanse

Was just made fun of on a public server for being nice. Yeah, you got me there, bud. I'd rather be kind than an asshole.

CANES PLAY (preseason) HOCKEY TODAY

🤴

Everyone's doing hot takes this morning so: USians really have slept on bidets for no fuckin reason. More people should have bidets. More TOILETS should have bidets. And yes, someone will die on this hill, but it's not me.