“Terror Cells” and it’s just a bunch of bad bitches perreando in a sugarcane field SHIVER ME TIMBERS! 😭

Post a banger that isn’t in English 😌

Ricky Martin and… *squints* the grandpa from holes.

Mmhm! 😋

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Listen……he coulda had her in the casita with Cardi ‘nem stead of Alix Earl ….like what was her purpose? 😭😭😭

The first time I read Sula, I had to keep stopping because my heart couldn’t take it and then she started talkin bout that GREY BALL OF FUR, and I had to just-

I do want to re-read Sula this month. I always try to get a Toni Morrison read in for BHM. She be having me fucked up tho (complimentary)

I haven’t finished one book on my tbr this month… NOT ONE!

Also, not Haitian at all, but I’m happy whenever Haiti gets a shoutout. I really am every nigga 😭 idc 🇭🇹

Ayyeeee! 😭💃🏾

Me: literally not a trace of puerto rican ancestry Me tonight: 🇵🇷

Ok that’s enough sports for me ✌🏾

My mom stood up and applauded @ Cuba 🇨🇺 being included ikdr 😭😭😭

The sugarcane field of it all is just… 🥺

Yo perreo sola

A cluttered refrigerator + someone leaving a tiny bit of something are two of my biggest kitchen pet peeves. It’s inconsiderate AND ur taking up unnecessary space just because you can be bothered to throw it out/recycle.

Implying that not using AI “art” is a privilege…. When in reality, the shit is fucking up Indigenous land and poisoning Black neighborhoods…. I don’t wanna hear it today, girl.

This girl met an incarcerated man off of tiktok and got pregnant with twins after meeting him for the first time in prison… and then she said “don’t judge me, we’ve all done something like this before” Baby…..no we have not 💀💀💀💀💀💀

EVERRRRRRR! I rebuke it! ✋🏾😭

I’m almost done reading the ARC for Tati Richardson’s latest. Struck Speechless. (If you read Losing Sight, this is the second book in the series) and it’s so good! Black love with a lil ✨Magical Realism✨ mixed in. ❤️ #BlackBookSky

So… that Knock Kneed Neanderthal woke up, brushed down his Shien wig, shit himself probably, and then called The Obamas monkeys during Black History Month to cope with the devastation of looking in the mirror and seeing a rough draft of a genetically mutated toad… Interesting!

“Get a library card” is literally my favorite thing to tell ppl. I know that nigga would HATE to see me coming 😭

Who tf was her ass dating, the dad from Matilda?! 😭

Sean Brown is restocking the Curve totes on Monday and idk what color i wannnnttt 😩

“Who are you rooting for? Seahawks or Patriots?” Me:

ON THIS LAND?!?!

I would give anything to have some Dal Makhani, Aloo Paratha and a Gulab Jamun

I’m so invested in the older generation’s stories in Bridgerton… and if Lady Danbury rlly is going on a trip back to Africa I hope she returns with a man who loves her down. Her marriage story was legitimately traumatizing and the writers need something to cancel it out 😩… cuz wtf was THIS hunny?

…oh… nvm…

Comparing human trafficking (slavery, mind u) of CHILDREN to…… stealing apples….

What did Lizzo do now?

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Turn your brain off and you’ll be looking for housing. Lmao stay woke

THIS JUST IN: Trash found in dumpster fire. More news at 11!

Related: I have a very strong opinion about the phrasing/teaching that when a girl starts her period she’s “becoming a woman”. “You’re a woman now”….No. This leads to the “underage woman, young woman” label. They’re a child that’s started a menstrual cycle.

It would be so lit if we could just have a lil snippet of Te Boté for old times sake (and leave Nicky Jam at home plz)

Trying to clear my outlook inbox is like playing whackamole today. My lord!

The word “helped” could’ve changed this tremendously

The brows? The color contacts? ….. I’m scared. (They did a fantastic job)

And I know Jamie Foxx was blasting “Gang Gang! Do you gangbang?” the whole way to the Grammys 💀💀💀

Exactly Benito!

Come on Olivia!

It’s not enough breath support happening on the stage tonight 💔 God bless.

Kendrick is neverrrrrrr beating the cutie patootie allegations 🥹

That’s MY Queen!

Why do they keep having the same host every time??? Was no one else available?

All the non-Blacks to the BACK!

If ya ain’t Black stay da FUCK out da bidness!!! 💥BAOW!!💥