I tew would like a handsome and silly man 😔

I'm tired of having to live with the consequences of stupid ass white people.

I'm tapping into that government's groups chat to suggest some interesting torture techniques.

The Democrats gone write another strongly worded letter... "Please give Venezuela back their president. Pretty please with sugar on top."

Wait.....they kidnapped whomst?!

I hate the term "double down."

The way we understand ourselves is by telling stories. And in these stories, we mythologize our human existence.

Wine drunk in the middle of the day >>>>>>>

I was supposed to be at Stretchlab today, but instead... I'm stretched out on this couch.

They said this ain't for you posers lmao gotta respect it

Putting a gate to an alternate dimension in a trailer park was a nice touch lol

1/2/1898 — b. Sadie Tanner Mossell, American attorney, editor, civil rights activist. The first Af-Am to earn a Ph.D. in economics in the United States(1921); the first woman awarded a law degree from the University of Pennsylvania School of Law #womenshistory #IvySky #EconSky #WomenInSTEM #law #woc

Brilliant, searing, intelligent, and superbly acted its certainly up there

Blazing Saddles is up there too.

Trading Places gotta be one of the top five best comedy movies of all time.

That dive into Elmo? Buddy been *waiting* for the link-up! 🤣😍

can you believe that we used to look up our tv shows in a guide and had to just be at the tv at the correct time to catch it? can you believe we did that and now we’re here?!

Neutral good. Gonna assume that's okay lol

They thought they were gonna be embraced the same way gay white men get embraced by white supremacy. Aht aht aht, it don't work that way for y'all LMAO

There is an entire science behind why it tastes more delicious than regular Sprite. McDonald's uses a premium filtration system for their pre-chilled soda water, they use a higher syrup to soda mix ratio, and they even make their straws wider so more of your tongue gets soda coverage.

Yup, and it's growing in people's lungs here. And let me tell you, sometimes anti-fungals aren't always the most effective.

Why TF I been thinking the same thing? A bitch almost 40! 😂😭😅

The one NYE I decide to work and they run my ambo into the ground. Never again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

Yeah right, probably big doses of Pradaxa or Coumadin for them leaky ass heart valves.

They come in contact with women and children on a frequent basis, so makes sense they should become mandatory reporters.

This is pretty darn cool

Golden Gloves - an indica hybrid that packs a punch 😏

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

The greatest and often unreported irony here is that the Alt-Right's WHOLE FUCKING PITCH to young men was "get your shit together, hit the gym, help us turn this country around, and you will be swimming in women" only for "Who did you vote for in '24?" to be the inflection point of their loneliness.

👈🏾 gonna be a better person this year

Please don't send me nudes if I haven't made it abundantly clear that I like you

Some head ass person gone call me a 'pick me' probably, and let me just say right now..... I could give a flying fuck about the gender wars.

She sent an inappropriate pic to a guy who didn't want it, and HE'S the bad guy ????

I'm slowly but surely making my way through this Iron Fist rewatch and now I remembered why I stopped watching....cause every character pisses me TF off.

The 2025 New Year ritual of the big banyan tree on Zhongfa Road💫 China 🇨🇳 #HappyNewYear

It's some people who think taking a life is wrong, no matter what. I am not one of those people 😭

Chemist Alice Ball died #OTD in 1916. The first Black woman to earn a Master's in Chemistry, she developed the Ball Method & it became the standard treatment for leprosy worldwide for >2 decades. BUT, just a year after her discovery, others took credit for her work. #WomenInSTEM (1/3)

I might have to block this girl I don't even interact with cause her face is Pennywise creepy. Makes me uncomfortable.

They said being skinny >>>>>>> being able to breathe

Merry New Year, everyone!

Random kid: Hey Chatgpt, what's 2 + 2? Chatgpt: The answer is 4, which is also the time that happy hour starts at Applebee's! Come try our $1 margaritas at 4pm everyday!

I love my car free life, especially the money I don't spend on a note, gas, maintenance, and insurance.

I'm just trying to imagine a coworker biting me on the job and I didn't immediately punch them in the face. Lol

I talked to him a while back for My Worst Moment and he talked about how comfortable he was improvising and that he improvised that super extra-long version of “shiiiiit” on “The Wire” Gift 🔗

I enjoyed being home and seeing my people but damn it feels good to be back in a liberal bubble 😭

Not me finding out I have PMDD at my big age 😢

Just learned that European butter is better for pan frying because their butter has less water content. I swear, the only thing America does exceptionally well is gun violence. 😑

Damn, everybody on here anxious about every gotdamn thang. Y'all need some psilocybin.

TSA do not care about your gummies and a 3.5 of sour diesel.