I’m doing my new favorite activity: Judging these dirty and dingy ass dummies on #HomesteadRescue who buy land unseen and/or not done a lick of research on homesteading knowing I’d do a WAY better job without doing any research myself because I actually have sense.

Truly a life lesson. 😂😂😂

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Update: we moved on to Janet’s discography

Let’s Talk About x Eve, Drag On Realer x Meg THEE Stallion This Is New York x Scar Lip Win x Jay Rock Came Wit The Posse x Ace Hood Watch Out x 2 Chainz

“I need moe money than problems this year. Let’s go!”

Day 2 of playing music on my patio to drown out the loud, rude, inconsiderate, bitch ass renters next door. We’re continuing with Michael Jackson’s discography. #TheYearOfPetty

Down to 301 from almost 500 ☺️ @taastee.blacksky.app

Went through my following list and what I noticed is that during the great 🐦 migration, lots of people were engaged and then at the end of 2024, they all went back to 🐦. Over 100 people I unfollowed haven’t skeeted since December 2024.

I thought she would’ve been had the surgery considering she sustained that injury back in September

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More #AdultLunchables in 2026 🥰

Just added it to the thread. bsky.app/profile/hers...

I like that. (I may have pulled out my dictionary app and to verify the meaning first)

Great thread on the reasoning behind naming roads, streets, avenues, etc. I love learning random things. Great start to the New Year 🥰

Thank God that year is over

Happy New Year from Phoenix!! I made it!! Took shots with the daughter-niece, ate some grapes and watched the neighborhood fireworks show for a spell.

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Plus, bullets ain’t that cheap no more to be wasting em like this. With the way the world is, you need all the ammo you can hoard against the 🖐🏻 man.

Gold jewelry. I wanna look like a 1980s pimp on my hands, but with a modern flare

Y’all, these people at my job are so stressed out because they haven’t staffed enough people for these upcoming engagements that start next week. Meanwhile me cuz I’ve done my part and y’all not about to stress me on this last day of the gawtdamn year:

That was a catch!!!

Oh yes it’s so cool!! And it is Hispanic central at this Washateria and she was conversationally speaking to the attendant that works here in Spanish so I think she just used the washer cause she didn’t feel like going around and looking for others that were open. It’s not even full in here.

Tell me why I’m at the Washateria waiting to wash Nova‘s bedding in the designated pet washer cuz this Hispanic woman using it (she got regular clothes in it) and looking at me like I’m crazy when it clearly states it’s a pet washer in English AND Spanish. Maybe she can’t read in either language.

“You bitches don’t even know the difference between vintage and archiiiiiive.” -poet laureate Cardi B

I got some from Ikea 3 years ago and they are still blocking like their lives depend on it! Im in Phoenix so I even have some on my large patio that helps block out the heat paired with my water misters.

Man when you pick a good one >>>>>

I am the nicest person you'll ever meet... Until I'm not. Once I stop caring I'll never care again. Getting on my bad side is hard af but once you are there ain't no coming back idc what you do

Once again, crying at strangers on the internet. 🥹😭🥹 Such a beautiful family, including the dog going to TOWN!

Here is the full Week 18 schedule:

Somebody remind me to tell y’all about this Black Frenchman who tried to holla at me at the cigar lounge…

Well, I gotta go to work tomorrow but I’m not complaining cuz this time last year I had no job. Y’all be good, or be good at it.

2025 & me:

They should NOT have called that TO at 25 seconds AND ole boy should have ran out of bonds instead of trying to junk for more yards. Still a good ass game.

A lot.

Collinsworth talking about Mahomes

Can Chris Collinsworth go 1 game without mentioning Mahomes????

🎯🎯🎯 but also Nah don't even come back to Coach...yall abandoned her when she held us down since 80's. I saw when yall called her ghetto and tacky because she became slightly more accessible. Stay on over there with your MK.

“I’ll beat errybody up in here” Post your facial reaction:

I’d like some more defense, but I am entertained #SNF

TD Bills. 5 seconds left and they are going for 2 to try and win the game…

Holy shit what a game. 4th and inches at the goal line, 8 seconds left. Down 1 score.

Wait, he was short!!!

Bills are…. Wow.

Classy Steelers

Butt down! No TD for Josh

This me, a regular ginger beer drinker, trying a diff brand when mine sold out. They are NOT created equal

Ok, so I didn’t mean to run 6 #Aarons and be gone for 4 whole ass hours and miss Derek Henry have a HOF game but, adulting.