My third close to identical loaf!! I think it’s safe to say I have my recipe down to a science now. 🥹 Next thing I’m going to work on is trying longer bulk fermentation times to see if I can get a better crumb. 🤗

The perfect meal for a snowed in Sunday. 🥰 🍽️

I thought I had a whole bag of egg noodles but it’s like 1/4. Might have to use mini farfelle instead but that isn’t a prob. It’ll just make the soup cute. 🥰

This chicken soup has the house smelling so good. 🤤

Undoubtedly.

“You should feel special”. Tuh! If 🥷🏾s gone have one thing, it’ll always be the fkn audacity.

Huh?! You should never go to someone’s house/event empty handed anyway, so why would you take it back? That’s not even an option.

Thought you were too good to hit up the grocery store before the storm, huh? Now, what did we learn?

Like, we know it’s snowing … I’m NOT spending any money with you.

Ok, so I was definitely wrong. There’s at least 8” out there right now. Atlas didn’t know WTF to do. He’s never seen so much snow, poor thing. It went up to his manhood… spooked him real bad. I’m cracking up. 🤣😭

I sweatergawd that marketing team doesn’t miss an opportunity EVER. 🤣😭😭

Staying in my house for weeks completely unbothered is my superpower. 🤭 At one point, my Husband even had to force me to leave the house for at least an hour a week. 🤣😭 I’m nice to yall, but most ppl are shit these days, so I do my best to not have to interact w/ them.

I may only be awake briefly bc the only reason I got out of bed was to shape my dough & put it in the fridge.

Happy Snowy Sunday, my loves! I hope everyone stays warm & comfortable today. Take time to truly relax if you can, you deserve it! 😘🫶🏽

No shade to my baldies. May your heads forever be shiny. 🫶🏽

This low skill insult says more about you than her. You may not be bald but you’re acting like a bald bitch. Do better.

We got 3.5 feet in 2 days + another 10 inches like 3 days later. Stuck in the house w/ my mom, step dad, tween nieces AND a newborn. Compared to that… this will be a walk in the park. 😌

Still not panicked or anything. I experienced Snowmageddon 2010, everything else is light work.

There’s about a half inch right now. Given the time between these skeets… I’m probably wrong. 🤣😭

2:10… last shot then I’m taking a trip to the clouds.

Couple lil flurries showed up. Nothing alarming. The countdown to 10-14 inches just begun. (I still am very doubtful that we get over 5, but I could be wrong).

Sipping Patron while waiting to see if this storm gone do anything tonight.

I should be sleepy but I’m not. Tequila energy.

Not a snowflake on the ground, yet.

Post 4 pics from your favorite folder.

Probably about...0 days. Y'all got it ✌🏽

Not sure what I’ll name the other 3, but it’ll come to me eventually. ☺️

I’ve decided on names! Meet: Darius (L) & Nina (R) 🥰💞

Not the school calling today to say they’re closed on Monday. I’m still skeptical af that we’re gonna get more than 6-7 inches fr but we shall see.

🤣😭 Please! Now you’re gonna make me create another starter just to name it Mr. Big. 😂

10 mins on stir & then I'll move it to a lightly oiled bowl w/ a lid & let it sit at room temp for 12 hours give or take until it rises about 75% of its original size since it's around 70 degrees in here. Easy peasy. 🥰

Sourdough Update: Carrie Breadshaw was used for my most recent bakes. So I took Bel Biv Brioche out & fed him a few hours ago. He was hungry AF. 🤣 Def ready to make some bread, so let’s get it. If you’re observant, yes that’s a stand mixer bowl bc I do NOT do stretch & folds. 😏

Hands down my favorite JE song. 🤏🏽

🎤😩 And you should never wanna be with a man if he can’t be a man & do the things to you like I can. 🎶

DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET

The Croton Petra’s (colorful ones) are gonna be named after a couple. So I gotta think of a good one. 🤔 I have a set of Sweetheart plants I aptly named Dwayne & Whitley, so it’s gonna have to be a dope couple to compete w/ that.

I gotta figure out names, yall know I love naming stuff!

Ppl were in Lowe’s buying up all the pool salt (I guess salt is created equal? 🤷🏽‍♀️), gas generators, snow blowers & literally everything they could get their hands on. And then there’s me… arms filled w/ plants & nothing else. 🤣 Caught a bomb ass sale. Look at my new babies! 😍

It’s a madhouse where I am. Ppl are shopping like it’s an apocalypse, as if we don’t get exorbitant amounts of snow on the regular. 😑

Heyyy loves!! I hope you’re all keeping warm & out of the madness.

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How didn’t they know? I thought everyone saw the mic fellatio. 🤨

It’s 2 degrees here & I def just started dripping the sinks on exterior walls.

We watched the first Gremlin’s over Christmas break (it’s a Christmas movie, ion make the rules) & I hadn’t remembered it being that funny or inappropriate lmfao. Had us cracking up the entire time.

The whole SL seems to be on the same wave

As much as I am obsessed w/ Amish culture I will never understand a Black person willingly putting themselves into it. Especially coming from Atlanta. Hell fuckin no. #SuddenlyAmish

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He giving me that good shit. That make me not quit, that good shit. 🫦❤️‍🔥

When this album came out… what a time to be alive. 😮‍💨