Lemme try to hype myself up. Only gotta get through 2.5 days of work this week.

This green tea isn’t doing a damn thing for me. 🫩

Good morning, my loves. 😩😮‍💨🫶🏽

Prolly wink back, I dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I may be a lil star struck, but Rihanna is who I’d lose all my good sense & turn into a bumbling mess over. She can’t wink tho, so I guess we’ll never know. 😆🤣😭

I don’t think I will. 🙂‍↔️

My app is lagging real bad. 😭 Might be time for me to Dreamlight valley til I’m sleepy.

Atlas is such a hater. He only wants to lay on me when I’m wearing black. 😑

Pomegranate. I’ll just get Pom juice.

Grapes.

Everything but Twix can skedaddle.

Pork been gone for 14 years & counting. ✌🏽(I’m not religious.)

*Pop & Coke

A VIBE.......

I know everyone is preoccupied by titties, but my snake plant, Eartha, is sprouting babies & I’m really happy about it. 🥹

🤣😭 That was my first thought after seeing it. My socks would betray me like Justin did Janet. 💀

All I know is my titty ain’t fittin in no sock, baby… I wear ankle & no shows. Might maybe cover an areola. 🤣💀

I thought I was trippin for a min. Lmfaooo 🤣😭😂

Is that a sock?? 😂😭😭😭😭😭

Yall wildin tonight…

👀

Speaking of aging gracefully. 😩😍

I’m certainly not the type that feels looking young is everything. I’m proud of all the years this planet has been blessed w/ my presence. & grateful to be aging gracefully, gray hairs & all. 😌

A few months ago, I got carded for a scratch off lottery ticket. 😑🤣

I wanna say yes SO bad, but I’d be lying to yall knowing damn well I just got carded for this bottle of wine an hour ago. 😭

Listen, if I ever… yall have my permission to make me the main character & pack my ass right on up outta here. I refuse to be a bitter old hatin ass skeeter.

The way I thought this was Ginuwine at first & had ZERO sympathy. 🤭 My whole tone changed when I realized it was Lloyd. Someone my baby up right NEOW!! 😤🤣😭😭😭

Just had a bowl of bagged salad & now all is right in the world… for now. 😮‍💨

Made it through that then went to the grocery store to buy, wine, cooking oil & sushi. There was no good Sushi, my wine was sold out & they only had baby bottles of cooking oil. Hangry. Pissed. Annoyed. I drove home in silence.

Hangry me is somethin else. I’d barely eaten today & decided that 5:30pm would be a great time to head to PetSmart to grab carpet seasoning bc they always have the best price. Bad idea. Almost crashed out in the parking lot bc ppl don’t know how to fkn park & can’t control their dogs. 😑

Baby, I’m Cer-ti-fiiiied. 🎤😩🎶

Black people need our own damn internet, man. Cant even speak freely amongst ourselves without ppl in our shit.

The gates aren’t being kept. I’m begging y’all to tighten up.

I like the camera, ok?!?!

Nope. It doesn’t bother me bc I ignore all that shit.

My game froze. 😐 I guess that means not right now. I’ll do this ish later.

So far, Carrie Breadshaw (right) is doing alright. She had her second feeding today. Had to discard some & figured why not double my chances of success & start another? Introducing, Bel Biv Brioche. 🤭🥰

Forgot I harvested pumpkins last night, 3311 to be exact. Now I gotta make veggie platters. 😮‍💨 #DreamlightValley

I’m seeing a lot more people take a “we don’t have to be mean on social media” stance and I love it !!

Filtered water from the fridge or this. I drink a lot but also not enough. Some days I’m really good but others I’m not. Gotta do better. 🫣

I put a dab of this on any bumps I get & let it sit for like an hr then wipe it off w/ a damp cloth; they’re usually gone within a day. I never wash my face w/ it tho. 🤣 I just keep a bottle on hand that specific reason.

I actually need to exfoliate today so thanks for the reminder. Lol I love this one. Ole is my 💙

Vitamin C

I don’t like ppl touching my face so none, unfortunately. 😔

Don’t judge me. Lol This one just works betters for me. I think it’s bc kids need more coverage & defense against the elements, I dunno. But when I use it I don’t get burns unlike the adult sunscreens I’ve tried.

👌🏽

Cant live w/o it. 🥰

If it wasn’t for my affirmation alarm going off I’d still be KO’d. 😹

Good morning, Skeethearts! I hope you all have a wonderful Saturday filled w/ all the things you love & none of the things you don’t. 😘🫶🏽

Omg I never sleep this late. Woke up like wtf. 🤣😭

This week went by so slow but tonight has gone by so fast & I don’t like it one bit.