Being a lap dog for someone who disappears when you’re getting publicly dog walked must be an insane experience

Cardi….respectfully, I can’t name ONE Bia song ma’am.

Demon Slayer has a way of making you empathize with the demons before they die.

I’m picky, but I picked you 😮‍💨

Honestly I’m proud of this woman. I don’t often listen to an album no skips these days but babehhh?? Cardi made that album hiatus worth it. We got music for the exes, music for the opps, self-love, throwing 🍑, expensive vacations. It’s giving well-rounded??

Whew this was an album for the gwooorlsss

SALUTEEEEE…Cardi…ma’am

One thing imma do is leave yo ass alone

The number of spam calls I get per day is INSANE. And today has been particularly ridiculous.

I’m Ngl I hate interacting with Gen Z. Especially in public. Like wtf do y’all mfers be talking about 😭😭😭

LMAO NAH FORREAL

And no Trump was not just being funny lol. He has said previously that he LOVES the poorly educated. This man knows that his supporters are IDIOTS, full stop.

Supporting a man who literally thinks you’re an idiot for supporting him is wild 😂😂😂

I’m going to thoroughly enjoy when Gen Alpha starts bullying Gen Z. Oh the times we’ll have

Doesn’t matter what you believe, if your practice is grounded in fear, lack and desperation rather than wisdom, experience, and soul truth YOU WILL STRUGGLE. Trust me lol.

A lot of people seek out religion out of fear, and then wonder why they still suffer after conversion. Religious people still experience spiritual psychosis and energetic intrusion. Many times they’re the MAIN ones experiencing it.

People need to understand that no one is immune to spiritual warfare. However, the way you deal with it is mostly a reflection of how grounded you are in your faith, beliefs and how fortified your mind is. Anything built on fear or desperation becomes an easy target for intrusion.

People who often bring zero or negative value to a connection often overestimate their importance. They convince themselves they were a huge part of your success or elevation, so when you thrive without them it upsets them lol. It’s odd.

When you give an ugly nigga chance... they always treat you like you the ugly one

Be fr mista dupri

Because I've heard countless men AND women talk wanting Janet Jackson with every fiber of their being. And I've never ever ever heard a sentient being say they even wanted to talk to Jermaine Dupri. Hope this helps!

Jermaine Dupri is that unattractive friend that they keep around because he’s good at something.

*the first 2 seconds of FaceTime with my mom* “Girl what’s wrong with your hair” 🥲🥲 Geminis really don’t give af

Them right

Lmao the Savannah Bananas

YES that’s them 😂😂😂 Make my day every time

YESSSSSSS LMAO I love when they pop up on my screen 😭😭😭

That one baseball team where the umpire always throwing 🍑 >>>>>

Trying to shrink the accomplishments of someone clearly doing better than you is insane

Same here.

My sympathy has run out for certain people. Whatever happens, happens 🤷🏾‍♀️

Women deserve better (not all of them, but you know what I mean).

Praying for all my girlies. May the wrong ones miss you, and the right ones meet you. 🤍

The most dramatic person you know is a man.

They scared to come outsiiiiiiiiiiide

It’s time for me to tell my story.

Dawg Glo said “Buuuuurninnn Bluuuueee Cheatin ahh nigga burnin you” LMAOOOOO I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

White people love dragging black folk into their collective chaos

Turn this up 😭😂

I have the solulu for the delulu- go touch some grass and then get some professional help.

I'd rather people avoid me if they have no intention of correcting their behavior. I don't care who is wrong or right — just please stay away from me if we don't vibe. Feel free to be yourself in spaces where I cannot access you.✨

Oh absolutely. Stay away from me lol. But the avoidance speaks volumes about their character. It’s just confirmation they didn’t need to be around to begin with.

I’m pretty sure Waka Flocka had a song about this

And that’s the one. Folks be thinking they way more valuable than what they are to me. You avoiding me, you can keep going lol. And don’t try and spark up convo with me randomly, until you address what needs to be addressed.

Exactly that. People are delusional and want you to chase them at your own expense. Big on don’t try and circle back. AT ALL.

As FUCK you hear me? Not respectable ever.

Like ewww. A mfer like that couldn’t get close to me ever again.

Being avoidant when you’re 1000% in the WRONG is cowardice af.

People really expect you to operate around their avoidance and flakiness lol. The entitlement and delusion is insane.