COME SEE ME DESIGN A FATAL FRAME COCKTAIL

Happy New Year to all the queers in my phone 💜

BORN TO YEAR 2025 IS A FUCK KILL EM ALL 2026 428,272,837 DEAD YEARS

Got head at the Christmas party call that eggnoggin'

Watch this video. Trust us. @divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social

Day 6/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral! @divatron9000.bsky.social to tell you about an exciting crowdfunding incentive: for $15 we will send you an acceptance letter to the Gybberidge Academy of Mystical Arts! tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd

LOOK!!

To absolutely no one’s surprise, I am the sort of person who will say “finger guns” out loud instead of just letting the gesture speak for itself

Day 4/? Of trying to make our brand new Trans / ACE operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral! @divatron9000.bsky.social will try anything to get your attention, including exploiting her Furby children (there’s more where this madness came from) tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd

Day 5/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral! @divatron9000.bsky.social here to tell you about the first of our crowdfunding incentives: for at least $30 we will send you a highly produced video of the premiere! tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd

Day 2/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!! @divatron9000.bsky.social on the floor to tell you about this project Help us make HISTORY! We need to raise $100,000 in ONE YEAR Current progress: 0.25% tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd

Day 1/??? Of trying to make our brand new Trans operetta by @barit0wned.bsky.social and Vince Gover go viral!! @divatron9000.bsky.social here to introduce you to the project and let you know we need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real! Help us make HISTORY! tilt.fyi/m6CI4rMDsd

Support living queer artists @barit0wned.bsky.social @divatron9000.bsky.social making new art!!! (While you're at it, say "fuck you" to billionaire writers lurking in Scottish castles scheming to deprive trans folks of their civil rights & spending all of their royalty payments to make it happen.)

Okay Bluesky, do your thing! We have just launched the crowdfunding campaign for our BRAND NEW ORIGINAL TRANS OPERETTA 🏳️‍⚧️ AND WE NEED YOUR HELP! We need to raise $100,000 in one year to make this real and I know we can do it together. This project is so important and we will make HISTORY!!

PSPSPSPSPS 👀 WE HAVE a PODCAST now!! Fandom of the Opera = jokes, chaos, hot takes, and our unhinged love of opera & fandom. 🎧 Full episode drops Wednesday, Nov 26 everywhere you listen! BUT Patreon gets it tomorrow because they literally fund it. @divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social

HEY EVERYONE @divatron9000.bsky.social IS HOSTING A RAID TRAIN ON TWITCH TO RAISE FUNDS FOR @paradoxopera.bsky.social AND YOU SHOULD COME WATCH AND ALSO DONATE

So @dc.com pulled Red Hood from digital storefronts but you can still buy all of Sandman. The lesson here is that DC doesn't care if you sexually assault women, but don't you dare make fun of a dead fascist.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Get in, loser, we’re discovering forms of gender euphoria we didn’t think were possible

🚂✨ PXO Raid Train Fundraiser is coming! ✨🚂 📅 Oct 23–27 on Twitch 🎮 20+ creators 🎶 Concert livestream 👀 Secret announcements Kickoff: @divatron9000.bsky.social Oct 23, 8pm EST 🎤 twitch.tv/divatron9000 Apply by Sept 15 👉 forms.gle/558byu1eb2VW... Donate/Join team 👉 tiltify.com/+players-for...

Hollow Knight (2017) to Silksong (2025)

JK R*wling naming an exchange student from Venice

Come see us discuss the need for a new stream elements bot that measures gothitude

Save a horse, send a cowboy to the glue factory

The Doctor’s favorite Christmas carol is “Lo, how Rose Tyler blooming” by Michael Raxacoricofallapraetorius

🎶 Don’t cry at me, baka Shinji Just get in the goddamn robot 🎶

Still wild the choice comes down to a guy who wants to give everyone free groceries and a serial sex pest who resigned in disgrace

It still amazes me that “canon lawyer” is a very real and important position in the Catholic Church and not a derogatory term for the most insufferable nerd you’ve ever met

Neon Genesis Eva Perón

The leopards They are eating each other yes YES The leopards are HUNGRY

Who’s got two thumbs and just drew a seventeenth-century dick pic as a donation reward for Don Giovanni (Abridged!)

Happy Pride, everyone; please enjoy my painting of Elster the Space Lesbian

COME WATCH US PLAY SPOOKY BACKWOODS MURDER CARDS

John Donne really was That Guy because what the fuck do you mean he was Hozier-level hornyposting about God-As-Trinity in the fifteen hundreds

he’s just a silly little guy

I used to only eat out free range lesbians, but lately I’ve been finding that collared and caged lesbians can be even sweeter.

wearing a cetacean fursuit while suing the state for unlawful arrest, call that habeas porpoise

I’m generally comfortable with my looks and don’t really give a fuck about passing but holy SHIT those pics of Hunter Schafer getting dressed for the Met Gala afterparty nearly gave me a heart attack out of sheer gender envy

in the courtroom. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My puppits

Don Giovanni (Abridged!), a summary:

Revenge of the Sith is kind of funny in a meta sense now because grown adults look at focus group tested slop and are like “this shit is too political, unlike the movies of my childhood where Darth Vader choked his wife then looked at the camera and directly quoted George W. Bush.”

Every review of youth gender medicine is just, "there's evidence that this helps and no evidence that this causes harm, but here's why that doesn't count."

Don Giovanni (Abridged!), a summary:

STREAM TIME LET’S GOOOO come hang out with TWO HOT SLUTS* on twitch dot com *the A/C has been broken for a week and we’re fucking dying, please send help

put all of season two into my veins right now

😏 MEET THE SCOUNDREL. Gwen Hyland @barit0wned.bsky.social is Don Giovanni—opera’s original disaster bisexual, now with even less shame and more chaotic flair. Seducer. Liar. Master-baiter. You’ll love to hate her. Or hate to love her. Probably both.

🎭✨ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! ✨🎭 Did you miss Don G last fall? Well, NOW’s your chance to catch us LIVE on your screens! Paradox Opera presents Don Giovanni (Abridged!) — a chaotic, irreverent, bite-sized take on Mozart’s classic. 🎬 Livestreaming for FREE Friday, May 2 at 8pm EST at twitch.tv/divatron9000

Featuring: 🎤 Gwen Hyland @barit0wned.bsky.social as Don Giovanni 👼 Alissa Roca (Me!) as The Seraph 🎹 Suzanne James as The Accompanist™️ 🎬 Directed by Collins Wilson @brosephfatone.bsky.social Save the date. Prepare for mischief. 👀🔥 Art by @studiouteki.bsky.social

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Good morning Happy Earth Day