LMFAO run Erik Greupner out of town already. -$100 admission to buy a pair of $200 shoes - No refunds or exchanges - If they don't have your size, tough shit!

think about these numerous stories every time i hear about how complaints about e-bikes/e-motos are on the rise. sure, cars are murdering people with complete impunity, but a kid zooming around on the trail? we need to solve that!

this is such a good example of someone asserting that incivility lives in actions that hurt people, not in questioning those actions

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. The ghost of David Lynch is with us. Happy Pride <3

Tati back?!

Whoever decided we needed a dramatic choral arrangement of the X-Men '92 theme deserves a goddamn raise

I’m more of a bike AND bus to work day kind of guy. Shoutout to Bikes del Pueblo for their Anti-ICE pit stop!

What an embarrassing way to lose a ballgame.

GO PADRES FUCK THE DODGERS

This is a spectacularly bad time for Miller to regress to the mean.

Major fast food chains succeed because of three factors: 1. Price 2. Speed 3. Consistency The dollar menu is already long dead, and now Taco Bell wants to axe consistency, too?

I cannot begin to express how much Todd Gloria can fuck all the way off.

Can't believe @ryannorth.ca didn't reference this with his Dinoverse.

The Democrats: The Mets, but the fans die when they lose

Waterbender, earthbender, firebender, airbender, Sokka, cabbage man

The only way this makes sense is if Texas Children’s Hospital has a new dumpster with a perfect spot for a “Ken Paxton Memorial Detransition Clinic” plaque

if an employer insisted on calling a cis employee by the wrong pronouns we’d immediately and correctly recognize it as sexual harassment

At the San Diego FC game on work’s dime!

a lot of people have been subject to ridicule and shame because their favorite x-men character is Wolverine. To that I say make some room, I want to kick this nerd too

Can someone show this to Todd Gloria? Giving him a swirly at the same time is optional, but encouraged. bsky.app/profile/mayo...

Clayton Kershaw spinning in his grave

And the award for "Least Fascist Person at the Nazi Bar" goes to...

RIP to the billionaire my mom heckled during the 1998 NLCS.

*looks away* *looks back at monitor* *heidi klum is closer* oh fuck

Decades of public health messaging have failed to make smoking look as uncool as this picture does singlehandedly.

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The biggest vendor of consumer LLM software can’t stop its chatbots from encouraging kids to kill themselves and my dumbfuck of a senator wants it in schools?

Oh no. A band in the Gaslsmp is covering The Strokes. I’m not old enough for shitty bar bands to cover the music of my youth!

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Andor The Good Place Person of Interest Star Trek: Deep Space 9 M*A*S*H The Leftovers Watchmen Westworld Leverage The Muppet Show Battlestar Galactica Fringe The Sopranos Halt and Catch Fire Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

“There’s a shortage in the blood supply but there is no shortage of blood” might be my favorite @themountaingoats.bsky.social lyric

If you're going to talk to idiots and call it journalism, they at least need to be the idiots in power.

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

This is what umpires called a fair ball in San Diego. For reference, foul territory is on the upper side of the line in this shot.

Goddamn, Sondheim could’ve written an entire sequel to Assassins just about this administration.

The cognitive dissonance in this handful of pixels is jarring

The descent into fascism is awful, but the sheer idiocy involved is salt in the wound.

Car brain has so deeply fucked us as a society

Anybody got a link to Jesse and Tony's call of that walkoff?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PADRES

Laureano heroics time?!

Just saw a Bluesky post criticizing a Democrat for saying supportive things about Israel. On October 8, 2023. This place has the juice.

California dems stop being embarrassments, please

Well, it’s a good thing the Padres have so much depth at pitching.