Once, just once, out of pure curiosity, I would like to see a normal picture of Kash Patel.

"No, Flavor, I said pose with a massive *clock*."

Lmao

obviously tim meadows is the absolute MVP of this movie. everything he says is hilarious.

everyone says nolan doesn't have jokes but "death... BY exile!" is still some of the funniest shit i've ever seen in a movie

nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position

Mostly happy with the TGA nominees but man, Hundred Line deserved SOMEthing

sometimes i think comics is the more embarrassing industry, and then i see something like this

it rules that we're just reinventing bonzi buddy

github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol

Cloudflare and GitHub outages in one day is real software developer productivity murder bingo

apparently this is the one Congressman who voted against releasing the Epstein files??? literally never heard of this guy in my life wtf

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

There’s a very surreal conversation I keep having on here where people seem unable to hold two ideas at the same time, and I’m not sure why. It’s simply true that the Big AI platforms like ChatGPT are: 1. Extremely bad for society, in many ways. 2. Very genuinely popular with lots of people.

how am i suppsoed to work while olivia nuzzi drama keeps happening

absolutely losing it at the sentence "With the 2025 calendar approaching a thrilling climax"

Noam Chomsky being identified in the Epstein files came out of left field. But nothing hurts more than not making this joke first.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

#3157 A helpful tutorial

proud to say i woke up this morning to my partner reading the harpers gooning essay, then i read it, then we talked about it. that's love, baby

whoa

wow people are not very good at being normal about Expedition 33

I went for a walk during the nominations reveal, an elderly woman at the coffee shop let out a shriek. She was flummoxed, mouth agape. "How could they not nominate Blue Prince" She fell to the ground uncontrollably crying, she muttered "power to the players" and then died on the Brooklyn pavement

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? Man, this exercise isn't even fair for me.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

death stranding 2 is like the only traditional big-budget AAA game in the TGA finals. i realize the TGAs suck but this feels like a real sea change

Breaking: First look at Link and Zelda from the upcoming Legend of Zelda Movie!

Roman helmet guy is the Hiroo Onoda of the Roman Empire

The TGAs are aesthetically offensive and lower your IQ by like 20 points but they're also the most fun awards ceremony that doesn't feature The Slap in it and I like garbage.

love the resist libs who keep bringing up greg bovino's height. that matters a lot, thanks for focusing on the real crux of the matter

imagining this text spread out over like ten narration boxes on a page of Orion punching holes through a million parademons

Darkseid standing in front of Desaad at the console of a gigantic machine with buttons on it that say like SOUL DESTRUCTION and ELECTRIC CRUCIFICATION all "I am the mouse and the 'architect' of his maze. The giver of my own pleasure and torment. I desire. I desire desiring. I desire 'being'

the audio book engineer when it's time for her to record the RFK Jr. stuff

That post about actors with ‘iPhone face’ comes to mind.

So is Link in bio or the film?

those legend of zelda shots look, i am sorry, like they came from onlyfans

catching up on CHAIR COMPANY and the scariest thing in this show so far is your boss telling you there's news you'll need to sit down and process and talk about AFTER you get back from a work trip. fucking nightmare

its called PLURibus because it's a metaphor for the experience of being the only sober person with a bunch of people on molly at a rave

vince gilligan is so good, man. most people would absolutely flub trying to invert season 1 walter white as a reaction to their own fanbase but carol sturka fucking rules.

yeah i'm a member of the carol corps. *gets photo of rhea seehorn yelling expletives tattooed on arm*

internet is crazy

Like almost everything else, he already tweeted about it.

donald trump giving ANYONE head is just insanely funny. since when does that dude care about anyone else

trump blowing a dude at a sex party isn't funny because homophobia, it's funny because the idea that trump would ever be a giver is so beyond the scope of human understanding

Oh my

your outie got to meet the pope

kinda funny that he has an alive family member who is moved to issue press releases like okay let me clarify that we were simply engaging in a bit of lighthearted joshing! Let's not drag the memory of my brother, the world's most famous pedophile, through the mud.

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.