man i already beat the whole game!!!!! why u do this capcom

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

Lmao at The Pitt taking a few minutes to give big ups to the furry community. What a great show

I don’t know what’s more inescapably, awfully bleak: seeing pictures of children purported to have been one of the unquestionably murdered students killed in the American bombing of Iran or asking myself “is this picture real or AI?”

Since ICQ number discourse is popping: 1592917

<Donald Trump invades Iran> The Aristocrats!

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

9 games that made me (using my9games.com)

I’m uh not sure this is an improvement. Certainly not for America’s dogs

Valid use case for LLMs in coding: "I do not know how to render this specific kind of graph, please do it for me" Invalid use case for LLMs in coding: "Please handle all access to the Discord API"

the next version windows will be called windows 11.0 + 1.0 and each copy will contain the soul of one of the user's ancestors

feeling pretty vindicated in thinking these games were nothing more than gutter propaganda for the past couple decades

I appreciate all the people earnestly explaining to him why he’s misrepresenting the criticisms of Platner and fundamentally misunderstands bigotry but you might as well be complaining to a horse about a book review

It’s a great time to be a killer with the FBI run by a moron.

i don't know who i want for a _good_ movie but darren aronofsky's infinite jest would be the most unintentionally funny movie ever made because i can't think of anyone else hubristic enough to try to film it

Just because it's useful in coding--and I absolutely concede that point, because I DON'T CODE AND MULTIPLE FRIENDS WHO DO CAN EXPLAIN USES!--doesn't mean I'm wrong when I say it is useless bullshit slop in history.

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lmao is this even wrong

ngl, the windows 12 report from "tech4gamers" absolutely smelled like bullshit to me

Now that the Texas Democratic primary is over, all politics-brained posters can return to focusing on the actual shitshow Democratic primary of this year: Maine

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

lmao this is so messy

Batman #7 rocks. DC getting real good at making me wish I'd bought shit physically between this and AMM

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC? Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!

welp between this and ps6 getting delayed indefinitely at least my ps5 pro gets to earn its keep

BILLY CORGAN: the CIA made me release three concept albums in a row

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

This is just fucking depressing.

wow, red scare is getting sapphic

We really let Anthony Kiedis get away with the lyric “first-born unicorn/hardcore soft porn” 25 plus years ago, and he’s only grown in dark mystical power ever since

it's the texas primary today? does this mean it's finally the end of talarico/crockett discourse?

was just telling a friend about this christian holy war thing until this skeet snapped me back into having a working brain

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

is there a way out of the current geopolitical moment that doesn't involve weapons grade antisemitism or weapons grade islamophoboia? asking for a friend

finished katabasis and i am once again begging rf kuang to discover the tool that writers use known as "subtlety"

Consumer electronics review: worth every goddamn penny.

idk

got that survival horror kick. i should restart SH2 and actually finish it this time

feeling this one today

going to hell for this one

asmr to me is seeing someone win an award and then everyone else who's up for that award being as happy he won it as he is. plemons and hawke look so fuckin happy

i guess my most controversial political opinion is that i don't think there is any justification for bombing kids. i dunno, i guess i'm built different

If you think the Iranian government is uniquely bad, take a look at the list of countries the U.S. currently supports and their human rights records. U.S. runs the largest prison system on earth and has led the world in incarceration rates. That doesn’t mean I get to drop a bomb on your children.

lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’