Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year

ONLY YULE

If you reacted explosively to this image, startling those around you, bringing concern to your loved ones, then you got that dawg in you.

Merry Christmas

just remembered that i exist outside of my own perception and people can see me and form an opinion about me

Gonna eat salad out of these like it’s 1985

i nominate TOBY THE SAPIENT PIG for president

Temptation is Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.

Well, Corky... youtu.be/lmJnOxm1dOw?...

I thought they gave up on musician biopics. Now there is a Neal Diamond one soon starring Hugh Jackman?

Dear Santa,

What, no Wreath of Khan yet?

“Like Prime, but with human beings.”

You don't just happen to "find" a million documents. www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...

Cover art to 'Look and Learn,' December 1976

Getting visited by 3 spirits but they are all the killers from 80s Christmas themed slasher movies.

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

How I'm turning up to the BlueSky Christmas party.

tbh don't really believe Dems are going to do anything to repair this society so I'm just going to be weird, uncooperative and contrary in all things the gov tells us to do (that isn't connected to common sense, health and safety, I'm not crazy).

It's Pluribin' time!

ain't no fuckin way

Christmas Iron Man by George Tuska

wishing a very [rat boy kiss] to everyone

Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed

going back in time to Baby Hitler the guy who invented the cowboy hat

Put this video in the Louvre. www.tumblr.com/ladythatsmys...

“What’s the most impressive and stressful thing you’ve seen?” www.tumblr.com/ladythatsmys...

a very meowy christmas for all who celebrate!

You dont love sexual assault, self-dealing and fascism? Clearly you are disturbed. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona...

It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun

When I was on my last jury both the judge and prosecutor told us “if somebody walks in soaking wet with a wet umbrella, you are allowed to infer it’s raining” over and over again. Good enough to send an average guy down for murder, not good enough for the President.

"...and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because resistance is futile, and his biological and technological distinctiveness became part of the Borg collective."

it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set

“Forget it, Carol, it's Pluribustown.”

Hard to believe that within our lifetimes films used to run at the cinema for months and months.

Mood courtesy of Winona Ryder, Spy Magazine, 1989

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Could have been the A-Men