Watching

Counterpoint:

This is when Gozer says to choose the form of the destroyer

good nap

The GOAT.

Me when the burrito is ready

Jesus wtf

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

Mr. Freeze is out there wanting something and presumably freezing Gotham. Who wouldn't take it seriously?

I also revived, uh, this little gem daveexmachina.com/vacuums/vacu...

Didn't expect July 4th to be the country's memorial.

Silly to harass street cart vendors. In every dystopia these folks are the only thriving business available to all. Hot dog carts will maintain us after the apocalypse. www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/07/05/c...

The Trump admin is like if they cloned Mr. Bean and scrambled their brains with an ice pick of every one that came out of the tank and set them loose in the halls of government all over the nation.

Donald Trump bulldozed a third of the White House, destroyed the lawn, choked the Reflecting Pool in slime, and wrapped the Kennedy Center like a corpse in the morgue for America's 250th which flopped because of climate change.

This is the hole they punched in one of the islands:

It can't really be said enough how much AI's target audience can only be people who are both irredeemably stupid and also can't imagine how someone else might not also be a complete moron.

i remember a bunch of people laughing at a stupid asshole who decided to go deep diving in a soda can driven by a video game controller and thinking it was a shame he dragged his kid to his doom with him.

"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?" "I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage." "And they're in love, right?" "Of course they're in love."

Remember when repeats of old shows like FRIENDS had digital inserts of products replacing items in the set? Just thinking of that.

zero motivation to do anything today except read and watch movies.

There's a reason I keep this Matthew Stover quote, from one of his Caine books, handy. (Also one of the reasons I keep so many physical books, and why my electronic ones are stored _here_ not where Bezos can change them if he wants). It's a more direct problem is government is also the publisher.

Me when I hear the opening riff to I Want You Back by The Jackson 5

Does Netflix, based on what I watch, really think I want to see any Bollywood films? 8 of the 10 recs were for them. Are they cheap filler?

Supreme Intelligence: So, did you create those planetary genocide robots as I commanded? Kree Scientist: Yes, Supremor. Real ridiculous-looking, laughable, slow and clunky just like you asked. Supreme Intelligence: What.

Goddammit! It just occurred to me that "Kon-el" is an anagram of K(c)lone

Payakan convincing the other tulkun to finally fight back against the whalers

How is it "alleged" when she literally wrote a book about it? She talked openly about sending him a picture of her butthole (and being hurt that his only response was "Nice").

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

There were two entities: America 250, a bipartisan organization chartered by Congress, and Freedom 250, a Trump-backed group. Companies intending to donate to America250 were supplied routing and account numbers that directed their funds to Freedom 250. wapo.st/4fe4Whs

Why do so many of the stupid, insane grifters have preferred access to the largest platforms and news orgs? Capitalism? Power? Feels like a lot of issues could start to get solved if they were deprived of media oxygen.

A friendly reminder: fuck Ed and Lorraine Warren forever.

For the love of all that is good and kind US artists please stop drawing comics like you studied How to Draw Anime. Get your own style.

so what are you guys doing for the other 3/4ths of july

Dave the tech designer, who has an ear fetish: ...and thanks to new advances, we can make a camera that will fit into an ear bud! Project Supervisor: Great! We can gather a lot of data to sell! But why does the camera only look inwards to the ear? Dave: No reason. www.pcmag.com/news/apples-...

What's this? SPACE CABBY SUNDAY??!?!?? In 2026!?!?!? Your eyes are deceptive but not this time! Let's all get to re-know that famous cab driver in space known the world over as Space Cabby and thrill once again to his adventures! Space Cabby Sunday: Space-Taxi! daveexmachina.com/space_cabby/...

This is such an amazing distillation about what made DC and Marvel different in the 1970s. Really, just looking at these two pictures in comparison gives away the whole ball game.

Goes without saying

Because you’re lying

...if this appears to you as a carousel at first sight, you've won a loincloth

Reading

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

It's like America wants to fail www.forbes.com/sites/jamiec...

New fossil discovery explains the disappearance of the Flores ‘Hobbits’ 61,000 years ago: Ancient rainfall records suggest drought slowly unraveled the ecosystem that sustained Flores’ famous “hobbits.” www.thebrighterside.news/post/new-fos...

Workers claim unsafe conditions at a restaurant owned by the South Park creators. The workers have Brooke Shields on their side www.cnn.com/2026/07/05/b...

Each generation of educators seems to slip on fundamentals but greatly innovates on ways to punish outlier children