It took me so long to read issue 4 of the Slott Superman book that issue 5 came out on DC Infinite

I wish I could read infinite comics without getting motion sick

I don't know why it shocked me so much that any kind of award given out in the entertainment industry you have to pay for. It *is* pretty sweet they'll let you engrave whatever you want on them though.

J officially served me the divorce papers today. Knowing it was coming didn't make it any less painful.

As an update to this saga; He's up and walking around, no cognitive issues

Wait, the robots are bipedal so the billionaires can "become" the robots, aren't they?

Chat, can I get opinions on two houses?

Does anyone want a free Galactaca "game spray" for Marvel Rivals?

Wait, so in the GDT Frankenstein he reanimates the creature by supercharging its lymphatic system and it gains a healing factor? MY lymphatic system got supercharged by COVID, and we call that mast cell activation syndrome. It certainly is not cool.

Do I like anything GDT has done? 🤔🤔🤔

If he's got a Wolverine level healing factor, why's he got necrotic skin on his face?

Oh hey, finally dawned on me that "The World's Most Dangerous Game" refers to the humans being hunted, not the act of hunting them.

Also I can't get over just how much he looks like one of the engineers from (Alien) Prometheus

Oscar Isaac is really channeling Raul Julia in this

Don't live your life in such a way that your favorite child someday says this about you

There's a superhero media reviewer that keeps referring to James Gunn by first name alone, and buddy c'mon, be a little more profesh

I think the biggest burn Google can hand out is when you search for a celebrity via Google Lens and it throws up the "searches for people are limited." warning. *points and laughs at Rapaport*

Who was the first major character death in Marvel? Was it Jean? Gwen? Mimic doesn't count

Wait! An amazing Predator pitch just hit me

No joke, the Pat O'Conner Tag Tourney is one of my favorite old school events. It's like a real life Street Fighter tournament!

I'm most upset because I've been saying for almost a decade that he shouldn't be in that house alone

Looks like the stairs finally got my dad.

J has locked herself out of her car at the Waffle House in Indy, two hours away *sigh*

Slightly worried I'm on night two of coughing fits after my supervisor Clorox wiped the entire office yesterday.

My big realization about the culture of rot (I refuse to use Doctorow's nonsense word) is when we had to replace our microwave and I discovered all microwaves now get made in the same factory.

The Disney channel Zombies movie series always confuses me. The order they introduce new monster kids bugs me. 1. Zombies (sure, no brainer) 2. Werewolves (makes sense, history of teenage werewolfs) 3. Aliens (??) 4. Vampires (after aliens?!? Including daywalkers?)

Saw someone mention "Charlie Chaplin's Steamboat Bill Jr." and my brain turned off to protect me

Two things about this strip 1. The lettering is beeeee-yoooo-ti-ful! There's so much character in every letter! 2. "Follow Charlie Chan in the Colored Comic Section Every Sunday" is such a loaded sentence

I bought Guitar Hero before going to the arena for Smackdown (which I ended up working!) It got me through mourning Eddy's death later in the week.

Currently 43 degrees in Urbana, IL and I have the windows open to stave off allergic coughing fits

Wait a second, I can't drive professionally anymore because I developed a diesel allergy from all the exposure at work. That sounds like a case of lost wages and partial disability? Could this be a workers comp case?

Now why in the world would I still be able to see this, let alone ANY post if my account were suspended? A terrible attempt!

Imagine telling yourself 25 years ago that someday you’d be able to meet Chewbacca in his space church robe from the Star Wars Holiday Special at Disney World.

I'm a tad cranky because my supervisor has spent the morning wiping down everything with clorox wipes, and then spraying air freshener everywhere. My right eye burns

"I never knew you could make ranch dressing at home!" Until 1995-ish you couldn't buy pre-made ranch dressing. The first ingredient in your recipe is a Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning packet! Why did you think they existed? They're in the dressing aisle!!!!

It's a week into November, so it's time to post the turkey hat @downtoncrabby.bsky.social crocheted 13 years ago!

Finally getting our Spenser: For Hire spinoff movie.

Somehow this minifig really looks like Michelle Forbes #StarTrek #Lego

This looks more like the C

If nothing else today, at least Dick Cheney died

This year I absolutely fell in love with the Little Edie Featherly Friend from Target, but I recently discovered that last year they did a BIG Edie too!

"Can Neo pour boiling water on me?" "N-... well, he CAN, but he wouldn't" "Can he lift a heavy piece of wood and drop it on my head while I sleep?" "Look, there are a number of object in your house that could hurt or kill you if they chose to, but they don't"

They killed Valeria?!? Doom wouldn't kill a child

Bruce Wayne watching Star Trek: “Ok so what’s a leth and why do Klingons use it?”

Absolutely shocked ToodToys hasn't put this out as Jokerized Godzilla

"Oh neat, I'm having an ocular migraine!" - me last night, legit enjoying it(?)

I never thought "epistolary" would become a buzzword, but I can't seem to get away from it lately.