kinda nice to just have a real dog shit stinker of a take we can all make fun of. "Your callous mockery of our biggest spreadsheets smacks of hitler" is pretty good

That she's cool as fuck?

That cheetah looks shocked at the size of this snake skeleton.

Ah so maybe the “depictions of fictional violence is the same as real violence” people and “ChatGPT should have personhood” people are maybe the same type of people

Straight talk: if you say anything insulting about a LLM, you’re a goddamn racist. I know this because I am very smart. #waffles

i didn't so much "quit drinking" as I did first realize that i preferred drinking cocktails to drinking beer and then ultimately realize that what i really wanted was a cup of orange juice

"Overall, the poll found that 54% of voters in swing congressional districts think that Trump’s policies have caused prices to go up, whereas just 31% think they’ve caused prices to go down." That 31% should be under supervised care for psychotic delusions.

Two of you have posted art of Clippy being pregnant at me

"Astronaut" in literally the same sense as Katy Perry

“Companion sucks” isn’t even my hottest 2025 horror take. That would be “that one scene in sinners everyone was cumming in their pants over looked like a 90s commercial for PBS”

they need a chicken pirate mascot, duh

Considering most of that cantina's clientele are representative of alien species with upward of two to three hundred genders, four to five thousand sexes, and a literally uncountable list of different sexual and asexual reproductive behaviors, human sexuality is seen as tame stuff indeed.

it really sucks that there isn't a constitutionalist majority on the supreme court, because if there was one, i'd feel a lot better about like... everything

most of the judiciary—even the FedSoc folks—are serious lawyers who actually don’t want to be ruled by a king, it’s really crazy how far out there scotus is

The judge notes that noncitizens detained after 9/11 weren't held nearly as long without notice for the legal basis. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A. ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why. A judge has ordered his immediate release. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

i HeArD yOu LiKe ThE sTaRs WaR

When the medium in NIGHT OF THE DEMON says "It's in the trees! It's coming!"

Has anyone checked to see if things get even better here in Omelas if we chuck another kid or two in the oubliette

I can't believe this place

Does it make sense when I say this UCLA OC is like the version of Tim Robinson which emerges from the Black Lodge

hey man just bc i'm platforming the Francis Galton of gender on my 70% gay website doesn't mean i'm not an ally! I still party with the dolls, I know ball! I saw Sophie live, I play Bloodborne! I have the Ikea shark I said Lindsey Graham was 'clocky' and no one got mad! I gave matrix revolutions 5/5

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkT5... Haven't seen this one in a while. That dog really goes to town on Dana Carvey's head.

Look at my Bluesky engineers, dawg

I feel like getting into a beef with Charli XCX is a losing proposition. You'd work hard on all these lyrics. Meanwhile her song is just her saying, "you're rude," followed by three minutes of breakcore

Breaking: Tilly Norwood has tripped and fallen into a digital woodchipper. Digital blood is everywhere. A digital leg is stuck in the lower branches of a digital tree

I feel like @jeffparker.bsky.social should be writing this comic

These guys can't handle a young lady not respecting them so they need to possibly blind her. Garbage People

I know what you're thinking; "HOW does he know what I'm thinking???"

well, was going to follow the QUATERMASS movies with LIFEFORCE and PRINCE OF DARKNESS (a.k.a. The unofficial 80's Quatermass movies) but decided to toss on one of my absolute favorite b&w horror movies tonight.

When the most important things, the new Democratic regime will have to do in 2027 is aggressively prosecute FARA violations. It’s not just the Russians. The Israelis, the Qataris, the PRC, the Indians, all are operating unregistered influence ops in the US

God. James Kirk must have been *so* annoying after he reprogrammed the Kobayashi Maru simulator. Can you imagine?

Continued video of feds gassing protestors and CPD alike. In the chaos one woman came to a CPD officer asking for help for a relative that she says feds just grabbed. Officer response: "We just clocked in. We don't know what's going on."

The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military. They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.

NEW: Judge Immergut BLOCKS Trump's federalization of the Oregon National Guard, writing that the govt has "made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this nation." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Playing sad songs all day so-- #Musicsky youtu.be/zBMGovfHccI?...

a competent authoritarian regime would understand that maintaining good relationships with local security forces is an absolute top priority, because things can get very bad for the regime in a hurry if metro police decide they’re the enemy

so trump may have decided to federalize rather than use troops from other states under title 32? feels like there’s something going on there

There are like a dozen videos this bad or worse per week now. This stuff is insane.

idk man, if you’re getting to the point where you’re accusing prosecutors, judges, and metro police of being the enemy, i am skeptical you have achieved the kind of consolidation you need for this kind of a project

police are calling it “the most interesting thing ever to happen in indiana”

We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.

getting my Wilbur costume ready

Oh no! This act of protest is performative!