You can’t fool me that’s BAT-MITE

Can’t stop thinking about this new Hot Toys Batman figure.

I miss when sitcoms had a toddler character where in the opening credits it would credit the twins playing him. Like "AND...CRONIN & CRAISIN BITTENBINDER AS BABY DAVID"

In Kirby Air Riders, you can play as Rick the giant hamster and his special ability is running around on foot like a maniac. 10/10 Game of the Year

The thing about Rush Hour 4 is that Chris Tucker is basically retired (and on the Epstein flight logs) and Jackie Chan is like 71 years old so what the fuck is that movie going to be

a message to all underpaid production assistants:

clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit

I fucking hate Adam Friedland but I kinda wanna watch that Zohran episode

It was so mind numbingly G-rated I was so mad. Now I know Jon M. Chu is straight because no gay man, even closeted, would take all the horniness out of that song for no reason

President of solutions implies he will have a final solution *tugs collar*

Here’s a list of current TV hot takes I sent someone yesterday because they asked

not a riff but an all time MST3K moment

Great thread

Galactus actor Ralph Ineson responds to Deadpool creator Rob Liefeld’s comments on how Galactus' VFX looks fake “Rent free 😂”

Highkey annoyed because my landlord hired a company to collect rent and they’ve introduced all these phantom charges on top of rent going up $50. There’s at least a real person to talk to but they use a lot of automated emails and calls that are very likely AI generated

The sting of having to turn down a role you’d be great for because you’re already committed to something else 🥲

People are asking, so let me explain the "67" meme. You see: if cows had tools, they would not be very good tools...

Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre — when white attackers killed as many as 300 people, most of them Black — has died at age 111, the mayor said. She told Congress in 2021 that she lived through the massacre 'every day' reut.rs/4pt18LJ

I will die on this hill but The Rise of Skywalker should have ended with Rey returning Luke and Leia’s lightsabers to their mother’s grave on Naboo (also Luke’s saber being Anakin’s so it’s literally closing the loop). Why the fuck would she bury them in the abandoned Lars shack

🤔

Today I’m learning facts about Brett Ratner against my better judgment

Oh no it is Star Wars Opinion Day *mutes everyone*

Carol on PLUR1BUS

If you send me a nasty email I will fire back idgaf

youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM?... neil breen made a new film where it’s Top Gun meets Hitman meets Fateful Findings gonna fly out to the premiere of this when it’s announced

This is like SWINGERS for people with massive credit card debt

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Y’all were doubting the reports that Trump is bisexual and ignoring the fact that he literally fell in love with Zohran Mamdani, who is a very attractive man

🚨 NEW DEFUNCTLAND 🚨

You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR

One Battle After Another the Girldad Movie vs. Hamnet the Boymom Movie

no she didn't. that isn't true

NW:

The new Road Trip mode in Air Riders is everything

Jonathan Bailey as Scarecrow is kindve nightmare fuel. He looks like Bondage Fetish Donald Trump

Welp I am biased as a leftist and a girl dad but ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is a masterpiece and a banger

NW:

Liberals getting mad at Zohran charming Trump despite all the Democratic Party’s best efforts to do absolutely nothing to help their constituents need to take notes

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

Kirby Air Riders is sick, Sakurai done it again

oh right it's Genghis Khan Day

the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face

Ultimately I think Wicked Part 2 fails as a movie because it adds a bunch of unnecessary Star Wars/superhero esque blockbuster action sequences and also overly long emotional scenes of actors staring at each other to pad out the runtime for a narrative that doesn’t have much left.

Legitimately thought Kirby Air Riders was out like next week

Went to the store for cat treats ended up with a Homer Simpson Christmas sweater, Kirby Air Riders, and all of the baby’s Christmas shopping done

Chonk

Jfc the 800th episode of The Simpsons airs soon