Jordan Peterson unfortunately watched the Ring tape and has 7 days to live

Every day, in cities across this country, brave ICE agents and a bunch of random other guys in tactical Under Armour dri-fit gear mask up and do the "dizzy bat race" version of the border shootout scene from Sicario. This is the only way to ensure the safety of the homeland.

Men will literally cheat on their wealthy heiress girlfriend with a 19 year old perfume saleswoman

Lmao wow

Trump is now 57 minutes late for his speech but at least we're getting an emo version of Hulk Hogan's theme song

NW:

“the left need to stop calling us nazis & fascists”

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

It’s so funny to me when people don’t realize how much Eisenberg’s Luthor is based on the Gene Hackman version which is NOTHING like the comic book version. It wasn’t the Snyder or Goyer “vision” of the character at all lol

The Swifties apparently hate The Life of a Showgirl so actually I think it’s her best album since Folklore now

as the third year of the snoopy dictatorship commences, despair begins to set in

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

Had your standard running from xenomorphs nightmare last night

Jeremy Culhane opening the new season of SNL….just replace all of SNL with the Dropout cast

My opinion about Taylor Swift is that currently an American city is getting terrorized by the elected leader of the country and if you’re that upset about her writing an album about fucking her boyfriend you are a deeply insecure and moronic individual

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

The Iraq war laid the foundation for all of this: The militarization of law enforcement, the liberal media adopting the conservative framework of who deserves human rights, capitalism’s global buildout of surveillance, detention, and mercenary forces, and equating govt criticism to terrorism

Feel like I’ve been ahead of every twist on Peacemaker this season but I genuinely don’t know what the finale is going to be

Redditor occupied government

Because the second movie is about the doctor getting married (to Pretorius)

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

Hey Justine tell that to your Republican friends

“'The fact that we don't have money to pay journalists, but we have money to pay Bari Weiss between $100 and 200 million is indicative of what the Ellisons' true goal here is,' a network correspondent said. 'And it's not journalism.'"

I think Cosmo and Wanda could beat Goku

Do you think they let you see dodos in heaven

Is that without a trial or

RetroAchievements users caused a collective uproar that got site admins to remove a bigoted rom hack in the time since Jay posted this. It hasn't even been 10 hours.

If you were online before 2010 you know it's not a true mod crashout until a mod takes all the Adderall and then posts a sprawlingly incoherent sephiroth speech manifesto, breaks the site, and then vanishes for 3 months

Everybody loves Art the Clown! The lovable serial killer clown that stabs you in the vulva!

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

decentralized platforms! federation! user input! i’m here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long i’m not here because i know what any of that is lmao

One Job After Another

Anyway Ive been listening to the Degrassi recap podcast DeGrads and it’s REALLY fascinating and also makes me realize Canadian child actors are way better adjusted than American child actors

Kristi Noem pissed herself they’re saying she pissed all over her pants and shit herself that’s what they’re all saying it’s true look it up

Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.

My boss legitimately doesn’t understand how doctor’s appointments work. He was like “can’t you schedule appointments on your day off” no motherfucker they schedule YOU

I want cookies so badly but it’s like $20 or $30 to deliver like 3 cookies

*whiny voice about to cry* You’re IMPEDING, you’re IMPEDING

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

Michelangelo isn’t the hot one??

Crowd chanting, "lick them boots! Lick them boots!" at ISP.

Listen, Sympathy is a Knife is the better song but that doesn’t mean I don’t like Actually Romantic and also respect its right to exist

Go vote for Bob! If I still lived in Lakeview I would!

What is even so interesting about Jessie Singal?? Like on some level I get the Harry Potter fans feeling conflicted because JK Rowling wrote a bunch of books in our childhood and there’s a bunch of media ingrained in our skulls but what the fuck had Jesse Singal done??

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Bluesky died today anyway so I think some of you are getting unfollowed

Pritzker has fallen 😔