What’s the biggest lie you can tell yourself while watching a Ryan Murphy series? ‘I’m sure it’ll redeem itself by the final episode’

You know it’s bad when AJay is disappointed.

Well…at least the musical ‘Redwood’ inspired something.

They should update this scene in ‘Scary Movie 6’ and have Brenda ask ‘Would you run from an HK twink?’

October is here. I’m in my glory. Let spooky season commence 🎃👻

The glorious ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ 4K Steelbook set has finally arrived 😱😱😱

I went down a Sylvia Browne rabbit hole last night and I can’t seem to crawl my way out. Insanity 😆😂

The sooner you realize they’re not answering the text because they don’t want to, the better off you’ll be.

I’d like to see them try and gaslight their way out of this one. This is absolutely disgusting.

I just saw my ex post about treating others the way you’d like to be treated and sadly this individual should learn to practice what they preach.

Posts like this make me lose hope in humanity 😵‍💫

Can I reach this level of diva?

This just popped up as a memory on Facebook. Nothing has changed cause I totally still drink coffee at night ☕️🤷‍♂️

The algorithm is letting me down on the #fcf front. Sad times 😢

Alexa, translate stupid for me. Such a hard language to understand!

I don’t plan on sitting down anytime soon 😎

Melania’s coat rack cosplay 🧥

Getting a Hinge response with some substance would truly be the sexiest thing 😍

Mariah’s going from the VMA stage to the Amazon Rainforest performing on a giant flower. I have no clue what’s going on anymore 😂

PROVOCATIVE BRILLIANCE. Get your tickets for ‘Prince Faggot’ NOW 👏

I am so ready for sweater weather 🍁🍂

Gaga’s ‘Dead Dance’ has had me like this since Thursday. Can’t wait till the 3rd 🪦

Just your average Thursday night in NYC with Lady Gaga and the cast of ‘Wednesday’ (‘Dead Dance’ is such a bop by the way) 🕷️

StubHub cheated me out of Lady Gaga tickets for tonight 🤬

God I was such a ho last night. Eh..YOLO

Finally got a haircut to tame the curls. Am I dateable now?

For a show that I enjoyed hate watching weekly, that was one hell of a shit finale. Adding a Che jump-scare would have made it infinitely better 🤷‍♂️

Seriously, like…did you eat fertilizer growing up? Growth hormones? Is it witchcraft? 😂

Visiting a top’s apartment

So Robby, how’s 2025 treating you?

Brandy…BRANDY. Don’t play with me now!!

Well….I’m in. The only question is, do I get to kiss the Phantom at the end? He’s toxic so 🤷‍♂️

Celebrated Pride at the penultimate performance of Titanique 🏳️‍🌈❤️ Had a little eye to eye sing-along with Marla Mindelle and witnessed one of the best improv scenes of the entire run. I’ll miss this show so much 💙

An awesome Pride but I wanted to be back in the AC 🥵

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

FKA Twigs finally got the visa and performed Eusexua at LadyLand 👏🔥

The VR scene, Miranda’s viral meme, Gramps downloading Pornhub, and this gem below…’And Just Like That’ is the weekly hot mess that never disappoints 😂

I cackle every time I make a movie or theatre post and it’s sandwiched between two dick pics. Never change Bluesky ❤️

You know they’re just talking smack about Louise 🍦 #OhMary

It’s a choice. After you’ve been let down several times, I think it’s perfectly natural to take time for yourself.

Bummer. This was a sweet show ☹️

When I’m asked to read to children 📖

I knew it. My entire lifestyle has been validated 👏

When you’ve ridden ‘Revenge of the Mummy’ over ten times in one day and you’re tired of Imhotep’s nonsense 😎

Me at Super Nintendo World

Cannot believe that I’ll be at Disney World tomorrow morning followed by Universal Orlando this weekend. It’s been so long! If anyone has recommendations/tips for either resort, please shoot them my way. And yes, I will be heading to Epic Universe ❤️

I read this and immediately heard Arnold Schwarzenegger saying it in my head. I can’t stop laughing 😂

I swear I’d do the same thing after a few tequila shots. Miley is hilarious 😂