After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

I don’t get dressed up that often so let’s mark the occasion 🤵‍♂️

Damn. You just know he gave Elphaba the ride of a lifetime ❤️

I finally bought Super Mario Party Jamboree and no one is letting me beat their ass. I’m done 😔

Remember when us New Yorkers used to gate-keep? Good times. Wish more people would follow Fran’s lead.

FKA Twigs blessed us today! I wanted the studio version of this so bad 😭🙌

Kermit and Miss Piggy at Rob Lake Magic on Broadway. She deserved more than a few minutes on stage!

Wow. That was super fast.

One thing about a sheer shirt….instant turn-on for me 😍

Kim Davis can now return to her cave 🦇

Good morning! ‘The Queen of Versailles’ opens on Broadway tonight!

It’s #fcf. How’s about we do a lil Alt for Alt? Shoot me a DM ☺️

Well…yeah. I love being a Taurus ♉️

Was Trump watching Lord of the Rings?

What a night 👏

I swear Jonathan Bailey is literal PERFECTION. People Magazine 100% nailed it this time around 😍😍😍😍

I feel like it’s a rite of passage to see a screening of ‘Rocky Horror’ in NYC and my first time just so happens to be the 50th Anniversary celebration at Town Hall with the cast in tow. Beyond excited for tonight!

So what Doja Cat is saying is that I have a chance 😍😍😍

Good morning everyone ☀️

NYC needs change and I believe we’ll change for the better with Zohran Mamdani as our Mayor. Make sure to get out and vote on Tuesday. Have your voice heard!! 🗳️✅

I couldn’t help but wonder…where is this room located and how can we trap Trump in it?

Everyone after episode one of IT: Welcome to Derry: ‘God, I really hope that was all a dream!’ Pennywise:

Thoughts after finishing the pilot of ‘IT: Welcome to Derry’ 🎈

Happy 47th Anniversary to John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’ 🎃

Me after turning on the news for five minutes 📺

Man oh man. The less said, the better.

Sweet dreams 🛏️🎃

Giallo anyone? 🎃

This list must have been put together by a bunch of folks born in 2000. Pretty much a horror hate crime.

The 2003 remake of ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ still holds up incredibly well. Arrow Video’s 4K restoration looks and sounds amazing 🎃

Brilliant 👏

Felt somewhat confident today :)

Me when I’m asked to explain my behavior in the bedroom 😈

It’s cuffing season and we’ve once again reached this point….

2025 - The Year of Overwhelming Anxiety 😵‍💫

I get myself ready at home, I do my daily affirmations, I show up to the office and that fluorescent lighting has to fuck it all up. Whoever invented it deserves a slap in a face 🖕

RFK Jr’s theory prompted people I know to post if they’re circumcised or not and… thanks I guess 🤷‍♂️

Tonight is a dream come true for me. I’ve been a fan of John Carpenter since I was a little kid and I can’t wait to hear his phenomenal scores in person 🎃

Imagine hating me and I’m just in my room like….

What are we watching first?? 🎃😱

Hugs and kisses ❤️

What’s the biggest lie you can tell yourself while watching a Ryan Murphy series? ‘I’m sure it’ll redeem itself by the final episode’

You know it’s bad when AJay is disappointed.

Well…at least the musical ‘Redwood’ inspired something.

They should update this scene in ‘Scary Movie 6’ and have Brenda ask ‘Would you run from an HK twink?’

October is here. I’m in my glory. Let spooky season commence 🎃👻

The glorious ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ 4K Steelbook set has finally arrived 😱😱😱

I went down a Sylvia Browne rabbit hole last night and I can’t seem to crawl my way out. Insanity 😆😂

The sooner you realize they’re not answering the text because they don’t want to, the better off you’ll be.

I’d like to see them try and gaslight their way out of this one. This is absolutely disgusting.