I wonder if the band Rancid would feel righteous or maybe vindicated knowing I thought they sucked? That seems like a punkly thing.

I can't believe I wore a tall striped stovepipe hat, spiked collar choker, lace gloves, and kikwear jeans as part of a single cohesive outfit regularly in 1998. I used to be fun!

One day at a time, y'all.

youtu.be/1Z1z7oipqPc?... youtu.be/GdYpxVQ1BZs?...

Good morning, I guess I needed more tragedy and fear representation through beautiful art this morning, because I got up an immediately put on Don't Look Now (1973)

I have tried to watch Underworld like 3 times but can't pay attention. I fucked up starting this whole New to Me Dark Action binge with Jonah Hex, it's still the best by far...

You know what I have been thinking about? The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Oh good, a blizzard

I had a dream that there is an annoying YouTube Vlogger who if you encounter him, rough him up, and steal his signature plushie mascot and rip the stuffing out another man will appear out of nowhere, shoot you with a suction cup arrow, interview you as a hero, and do a free DJ set where you stand.

I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance.

Me: in silence, using the keypad at checkout 🙂 The cashier who has been helping me since I was fresh out of high school: "Yeah, my gray hair is crazy too, I mean my hair is naturally curly but it is harder to tame the grays" Me: oh. (Immediately starts worrying I look like shit)

Ah yes, the strange ache of trimming a fingernail too short.

Y'all. We only live once and shit is going down hill fast. How do we all get together on a horror cruise where we just watch scary movies and eat buffet food for 4 days while stopping to zipline in the Bahamas for a while?

The birds are singing this morning.

Fuck Endometriosis.

I like a movie, but not the one you are thinking of!

advocacy for regionalism against international modernism

Dudes, I got an electric toothbrush but it doesn't spin it just vibrates I feel ripped off and also like I should have done more research.

My partner loves Cheers, so we watch it sometimes.

Ribbon Dancer, dancing all around, dancin' to the beat, come on an' do it!

Back on my Disney Channel Original Movie bullshit with Cadet Kelly. 10 minutes in, my partner has said "that's you" twice...

You should watch this tonight: youtu.be/CYoa9hI3CXg?...

Just took my first hit of Flonase for the season after spending a week denying my fate.

Today I am grateful for the sunshine, clean air, and easily accessible safe-to-drink water I have access to.

Tea Gee Eye Eff.

Enforce Antitrust Laws Now

Between ads that scroll with you, popups and crawlers, it is impossible to browse most websites these days.

Kind of disappointed to learn, after almost 11 years together, that my partner doesn't find it charming or endearing when I loudly belt out a few lines from Weird Al's 1993 hit Jurassic Park at random. You think you know somebody...

Every time I smell burning I'm afraid I'm having a medical episode.

It's so corny that kids these days™️ think an empty office building or a tube tv is scary.

Rocks are so neat! igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic: I love them all

Lore lust is killing storytelling

Anxiety!

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) is fucking amazing.

The sun is SO bright and the sky is clear and a beautiful blue today, but the temp won't reach above 25°F(-3°C), and that is so deceiving in my brain.

Not being able to watch Reality Check: ANTM is the first time in 5 years I've regretted leaving Netflix.

I have strong opinions about milk

COVID fucked up so much shit and it didn't have to and I will never forgive the antimask antivaxx scumbags for the world they ushered in and perpetuated.

I am SO ready for something like this and really appreciate the work these folks are doing to bring this experience into the world for us.

Maybe it's because of my age, maybe it's because of my upbringing, but anytime I hear someone say "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" and continue on with anything other than, "I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left," it feels wrong. Uncanny and wrong.

Dudes, I love a lycanthropic transformation.

What was your local cryptid or bit of unusual folklore?

Unghhh I eated too many pierogi.

Hi I'm Marilynn and this is my first time but... is Hellboy... stupid?

I have ordered my cap and gown and confirmed where to get my cords and stoles. Five years ago if you would have told me I would picking up regalia I would have laughed at you.

Winter chapped and sun burned, February feelin'

Words cannot accurately express how absolutely disgusting I felt just now, discovering a few small, squishy bits of my breakfast banana stuck in my hair, as as I ran my fingers through it...

I got the job.

I wish i could block key terms on YouTube, "explained" would be my first!

Now I am watching Van Helsing (2004) for the first time, y'all I think I like this kind of movie? Dark Action? Anyway, this one needs more practical effects and less CGI.