The crudité, olives, pepperoncini, and pickles were all very good. Turkey breast just went in the oven, and I did all the dishes so they don't stack up! Now watching: youtu.be/-x7Pr5wgz78?...

Next to the Common American Raven, the Wild Turkey is my favorite bird, and I would like to take a moment to express my appreciation for these big, beautiful, weird birds.

Wow... the 99th Thanksgivingday Parade. That's pretty fun and special. Happy Thanksgiving, Al Roker.

Cranberry sauce jelling in fridge, cream cheese is softening, coffee with a Pirouette stick in it.

I'm in Colorado, which means Mountain Time, which means 2 hours behind a lot of you. I need to just be offline for the next 4 hours because NBC doesn't air the parade live but rather at 8:30am local time 😢 and I don't want spoilers!

This is my favorite moment all year. The lights are on, but the ornaments aren't, and it's just a candy colored tree in my living room for funsies.

Uh-oh here comes you-know-who... Yabba dabba fruitylicious doo!

Hi, I hope you are having a wonderful day! I just wanted to let you know I found a The Neverending Story animated series from 1995 on Kanopy and Atreyu is slime green. Bye!

You can pry my incandescent tree lights from my cold, dead hands.

My partner just chased me around jabbing at my rear with a candystriped wrapping paper tube calling my butt "candy cane lane."

Thinking about Party Bulbs™️

I would have liked 2008's The Day the Earth Stood Still if Keanu Reeves would have just exploded Jaden Smith immediately when seeing him in the back seat that first time.

I have been accepted into 3 of the four colleges I applied to for my advanced degree... now to decide! 🎓

I'm not eliminating any American Thanksgiving foods. If I don't like it, I don't cook it. If I don't like it, I don't put a serving on my plate. But, there's room for all tastes at my table, and I'm grateful to have the food security to pick and choose.

I know everyone has their own opinions and tastes but The Sopranos is the best television show ever made.

I mean this with love and a lifetime of admiration: We've been watching a lot of Thanksgiving Day Parades and Tree Lightings and 90s Autumn Al Roker dresses like Raph in Disguise...

Getting fuckin wiiild on a Saturday night watching YouTube videos of a gal cutting open agates and thinking about some microwave enchiladas later!

I almost vacuumed up the antique metal Monopoly dog piece my partner found on the sidewalk in 4th grade!

Good morning, today I am grateful for my baby brother who just got his own apartment and sent me pictures. It looks very nice, spacious with a nice galley kitchen and his own washer dryer hookups! I am so excited for him to be in his own space.

Gauge is the distance between the rails and scale is the size relative to the real thing.

I've really, really been trying not to think about it, but I just got slapped with it. This holiday season is going to be feel a little too empty, no Auntie Tricia, no Nanny, no momma... It's weird.

Feeling cute and seasonal this morning. Happy Friday, y'all!

The score of this film is so damn stressful.

What if There Will Be Blood was instead titled "Man Finds Expensive Things In The Ground"

Fuck factory farms, and here's why: youtu.be/t4s5FLZ3Wu0?...

"Help! I can't stop buying vintage coffee mugs of Santa relaxing after xmas." The Marilynn Story

I am eating lunch at 10:07 AM and NOBODY can stop me.

Make the rental scooters and driverless cars illegal across the globe, please.

Internet friends, I need your help. My Aunt told me about a movie where people do gross or ugly shit for money. The climax is a group of people jumping into a pool of sewage for a large sum. It was probably made in the 60s or 70s. I thought it was called Root of Evil but no results when searching!

Good morning! Generative AI can fuck off forever.

My Side Table Swagger ™️

I like that my institution talks about being non-exempt staff like it's a bad thing for employees. Bitch, I want to earn overtime! You can't trick me into going salary.

I couldn't remember Will Ferrell's name so I said "that SNL tall guy"

If you didn't name your character Zelda the first time you booted up The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening on GameBoy who are you, really?

I wish I understood the psychology behind why Justin Long annoys me so much.

The 250 years old USPS is an independent government agency, the ONLY entirely self funded public service in our govt. Oftentimes the only service that will carry to remote and predominately low income areas, they are a critical part of our infrastructure in the States. www.usps.com/250/welcome....

Dudes what the fuck is my hair doing and why!?

Susan Sarandon is really fun and evil in Enchanted...

There's a lot of really fabulous footage of people walking through European Christmas markets and Japanese winter festivals on YouTube. They have been such a valuable resource for me in trying to relax and get into the season.

My auntie had an amazing collection of 50s-80s bolo ties that she wore as necklaces and every once in a while I get a vivid image flash of one of them like someone showing me a photograph. I miss her, and if I ever get money, I am going to start wearing vintage bolos as necklaces just like her.

Me annoyed with myself after I put on Disturbing Behavior again instead of watching something new.

Sometimes people just look bitchy and probably are.

You know 9/11 fucked me up permanently when we put on the 75th Thanksgivingday Parade (2001) and I start crying in the first 45 seconds. The weird forced patriotism and positivity is so thick and it's only been 70 days since people were jumping out of burning buildings and shit... UGH

Betazoids are kinda corny IMHO

It's Friday

It's been a while since I shared a nugget of gratitude so I wanted to share. Today I took a 2 mile walk. My body carried me the whole way with minimal pain, the sun and breeze felt good on my skin and I enjoyed listening to the birds and leaves and cars go by.

Apparently applying to schools for your advanced degree track in November is a weird choice and nobody knows how to deal with you in admissions.

Don't be a scab, y'all - you can go to a different fast food coffee house for a few days if you must have someone else make your coffee for you.

This song fucking rules youtu.be/TMNcMAqWG-I?...

I love soup