Question: If a POTUS was actually a Russian asset with the specific intent of destroying the military power, market strength, social unity, economic hegemony & global influence of the United States from within, what would that person do DIFFERENTLY than what that asshole is doing right now?

Children were dragged out of their homes onto the streets naked and loaded into U-Haul trucks and Bovino calls his crew ‘The Good Guys.’ Disgraceful.

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

😂😂😂

You know, argentina! Where all the original Nazis went to hide after they lost WWII. No correlation at all 🙃

Let me tell you how much traffic sucks today I've been driving home for like 2 hours and I only live like 25 miles from my office

Tuesday vibe

Well this is fucking terrifying. But please, do explain how we have been overreacting. www.hud.gov

I love so much that so many people in my life immediately thought of me when it was announced that a somewhat local dinosaur park is closing forever and selling off all their life-sized dinosaurs, because they KNOW I'm the person who would want them 🦖🦕

For no particular reason... 👀

As a former gamer, I cannot overstate how big of a deal this right-wing takeover of Electronic Arts is. Are they going to create video games where they kidnap and dismember journalists like Jamal Khashoggi?

Fresh ink! Its been nearly a decade since I last got a tattoo, and I was very overdue for a new one! Found an awesome artist that just set up shop in Philly and got this perfect tribute to my late best buddy Ted! #FreshInk #Tattoo #NewTattoo #Tribute #TedTheCat #RIP #MyBestFriend #Cats #Cat

The worst is finding out a musical artist that youve loved for most of your life and who helped define your musical taste and your own musical style as an artist are Trumpers.

"AMELIA EARHART IS THE ZODIAC"

Outrageous.

America is STILL an idea. Its still alive and well in the hearts and minds of people all throughout this country.

Fingers Crossed for Heaven's Gate 2.0 for today's "Rapture". Please, "go with god" and spare the rest of us your bullshit so we can ACTUALLY live in peace.

Me, having a mini panic attack every time the idiot Instacart assigned to my order does the exact opposite of the instructions. Grocery Shopping is NOT THAT HARD

Learning so much about Jose Canseco today. Previously the only thing I knew about him was that whoever did the subtitles for the Ninja Turtles movie had no idea who he was

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Dear CEOs, I don't know if these boycotts for bending the knee ultimately have a material impact or not, but they certainly don't make you look great. Wanna guess what will happen to the business of the first guy who tells the President to pound sand?

"This is why we fought the Revolution – because we had a King in England who was locking people up ... because they disagreed with him and voiced dissent. ... We're sending a message – we won't be silenced." Sen. Chris Van Hollen

They’re going to fire a US attorney because they couldn’t find evidence for a crime that was manufactured by the administration? Banana republic shit

I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries. When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom. I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.

It was never about “freedom.” It was always about who was in control.

The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work.

Its me. I'm the dog.

If Charlie Kirk had lived in biblical times he would have been stoned to death way before the age he was murdered a modern times

They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.

Those texts look like thet were written by someone with a middle school level writing ability who THINKS they'd be capable of writing a basic conversation script, but who is horribly under qualified. Almost like they were probably somebody who faked their way through life...

Idiot

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

this is my favorite video on the whole internet

I'm having to repeat inside my head "I will not entertain conspiracy theories. I will not entertain conspiracy theories..." but everything that gets released about this shooting is so sus.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

The greatest minds in history are on the case

Motherfuckers

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

This is probably my favorite aspect of the Gorillaz as an ongoing animated art project. I've always loved the style of art used for the band, and genuinely love at least their first few albums, but when they temporarily replaced bassist Murdoc with Ace from the Gangrene Gang for an album? Perfection

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

On my way to Bluesky to post something important.

In case anyone else needs a distraction from the horrors of reality, 'Crackcoon" is streaming on Amazon and is exactly what it sounds like.

Does he just not realize he is declaring war on his own country?

Just pulled up at retrocon! Who all am I going to see here today? Get at me! #RetroCon

RFK Jr in this hearing:

How the fuck is McDonald's hash brown priced over $2? Insane.

So apparently Covid numbers are MASSIVELY SPIKING right now, and I'm spiraling.

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

If anyone who has Verizon isn't going to use your Perk to receive a free $15 credit code for Fandango at home, I would greatly appreciate said code 👀