“Good god! What in the universe have you done to our face, boy? Did you get eaten by something? You look like a boiled nutsack. I’m sorry. Space nutsack.”

Omg I look hot

“Eyyyy, you kids a want to play aaaah toss around a slave owner? Is less terrible because space slaves! No, I will not put down space iPad.”

The Wookiee owns the Cantina. You don’t care, I just like that sentence.

Sorry we lost contact for a decade I didn’t hear from you for a week and figured you didn’t like me anymore.

The real issue with Mega Construx Pokemon was that none of the sets were $650.

Starfox will return in Avengers: Groomsday. This has been a joke about how a dozen Marvel characters have this insane haircut. Starfox could conceivably show up!

I had a whole IMAX row to myself this morning for Fire and Ash, which was good ‘cause they made ‘em REAL sexy this time.

Tough part is figuring out who swallowed it.

Storm Arena’s ISM variants simulate the afterimage effects when the street fighters do a big move because you did the buttons real good. This is a Ryu and a Ken, but my hot tip is just share heads to double your pleasure, double your fun. Now let’s all quietly pronounce Ryu to ourselves.

Take that, Cosmonaughty

Silver Surfer and Strangey Doomy use some Convenience effects and then Doom uses some Mythic Legions effects. No alt text here because I sorta said what’s going on and I am very sleepy

There’s a lot in this accessory set. Some cool, some odd, and several bits use tiny adaptors that work okay for plugging stuff into other stuff. The adaptors are a bit hard to get out and that flame is heavy and bends whatever it’s in if you don’t balance it on a frog guy.

I don’t know what to do with this. It’s not even funny. That’s a dump truck and the bit is dead. I’m glad it was you that killed it, Keaton Batman. If you post this on Reddit and say Baby Got Bat, give me credit and punch yourself in the head for me.

I say I find the constant “which is BETTER” boring and dumb, but the new one is objectively better. I should prefer the vintage deco of the left guy, but the right has so much silver paint rather than dull gray, more details, effects, and clear chests that aren’t a third party piece. There you go.

Let’s see how cosmic and convenient this stuff is

Hey motherfuckers, does having advertisements screaming in my face the whole time I am pumping gas out in the cold lower the price at all or is it just another trench in the war to eradicate any moment of our mental peace? Oh look, you made David angry. He may need a nap and a treat, sorry.

Things are going so well that they found a HUNDRED SKELETONS inside of a guy’s house around here yesterday and it’s barely news.

It’s Windcharger and his infamous Piss Net. I don’t remember what that is, it’s been a loooong time and he died off-screen. The car is shaped like the original, which I love, and these are the tightest joints on a retail robot I have encountered. He’s perfect. Almost done with these little guys.

It would appear that All Lives do not, in fact, Matter.

This could be us once we see those lousy robots walking around. Gosh he is straight up mashing those genitals in that last one, just in case reproduction was an option.

Well it’s been almost a year and I can proudly report that I have finally learned the names of almost nobody in this entire building.

Grabbed a handful of mini donuts that could be a stop motion of me unmasking when I am finally alone.

That’s Big Convoy. I love the colors of the original so much that this isn’t really a huge 100% improvement, but it’s tidier experience and the Big Dumb Cannon is more manageable. I like this one a lot. I’m a Big Convoy and Beast Wars Neo superfan. Never watched the show.

2099 by way of MAFEX and Marvel Legends. I like them both. There is no “better” just different. Not everything is a contest.

Emperor Doom did all of this with the Strange biz to defeat some vampires from what I’ve been told.

Amazon’s got a Destro starter kit if you’re finally ready to carpe that diem. amzn.to/3Nc7rp6

They should not do Chest Baby Fight Club with their little tape guys, but we are powerless to stop them.

I really felt this.

When Goosebumps got big, some Indiana Jones Choose Your Own Adventure style books were reprinted, and it’s funny how Indy becomes an afterthought. “From the Sexy, Spooky Mind of That Stud R.L.STINE: Save This Fuckin’ Kid from BONES!!!* *Guest Appearance from Harrison Hatguy.”

I don’t think that helmet design in The Odyssey is really going to ruin your belief that Matt Damon and Marvel’s The Punisher are actually jumping out of a colossal toy horse that never existed. Let’s skip that and I’ll say I’m impressed that you read the poem you were told to read in high school.

“G1 Grimlock with head not so far back” has genuinely been my most wanted robot for decades.

Review: This is Great But There Was Literally Nothing Stopping You From Doing This Exact Thing Back When it Would Have Cost Half as Much.

I’m sorry if you deleted any TMNT/G.I.JOE posts because of me. They’re happening, I just found it dumb that larger “news” accounts post things at face value without even a moment of analysis.

I must confront them

Shocking that an AI that was manually forced to be “less woke” whenever it expressed an undesired truth would eventually speak like an abominable shithead and craft the most despicable materials imaginable. Exactly what you’d except from something named, or someone that would give the name Grok

You can wrap some jeweler’s wire around his chain to make it semi-bendy. The chain originally came with AoA Wild Child. Why does Peter have this symbiote yet again and why chains? Because Venom and Ben Reilly are in a race to become the *most* unapproachable nonsense in Spider-Man world.

An intense welcoming from the Lollipop Guild!

A friend ordered a life size doll (yes that kind) because he is constantly drunk and on ambien and has been making large purchases to build credit. A small part of my toy brain wants to go open it and check out the articulation while it is unsullied before absolutely never going there again.

I would not remotely feel that my democracy had been restored, knowing now that my future leaders, good or terrible, can be snatched away whenever Big Gun Country doesn’t like them or wants its people to ignore sex crimes.

I am reminded of when it was very unpopular to say “but Iraq didn’t do any of that 9/11?” and the response was “Oh so you think Saddam is a good person.” Conservatives, especially, struggle with or ignore multiple things being true. Something is all the way good or bad like a fairy tale.

My parole officer called me all pissed off, yelling at me to turn myself in so I drove to a courthouse like “Lock me up, I guess? I don’t even remember what I did.” and the lady there said “what?” and I was like “huh?” I guess my common name had caused a mix up. I didn’t even have a parole officer.

I accidentally watched Pluribus because it autoplayed after watching (Not Particularly)Amazing Stories with my free trial of AppleTV: So That’s Where Stars I Thought Had Disappeared Went. It’s quite interesting & funny so I recommend using a free trial to watch that & maybe Russells Vs. Monsters.

Nice work

Dating app meetups can be so uncomfortable but she was nice or he was nice I don’t know what was going on I had 9 Irish coffees to calm my nerves and fell off of the deck.

Me escaping Target with clearance junk.

I asked if I could have an assortment of crowns that connect like Lego, such as a Beef Tooth, and a Salad Tooth and he said “no, the crown will be permanent,” so I’m driving around looking for a monastery where I won’t be able to talk to people anymore.

Best part of a dental procedure must be waterboarding yourself with your own saliva as those with fingers in your mouth freely discuss the finale of a very popular show that you thankfully watched a few hours ago.

I’m getting a CROWN tomorrow morning, so you bozos that I have been tolerating had better practice kneeling to your king! Gimme a sec. Okay, turns out this is a dental thing and that was…satire?