@camzilla51.bsky.social The Classified Toyhax sets are the most important thing that has happened in one hundred years. In unrelated news, pretty crazy how the Haslab Dragonfly didn’t have red rotor tips or enough vintage style dragonfly stickers to cover all of the modern symbols.

Former Hasbro guy John Warden is leaving Loyal Subjects to work for Lego in Denmark.

Solid place to take a seat for a bit if you want to hear Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone one hundred times, which I am not opposed to at the moment. Look I got the top score and didn’t even play.

Exactly how many SIGNS aliens were the previous occupants of this house expecting?

Freddie Mercury was born in Zanzibar so this is my petition to have G.I.Joe Classified’s Zanzibar character sculpted in Freddie’s likeness because he sorta looks like him and mostly because I would find it funny and I am the Prince of Enjoying G.I.Joe Correctly. Thank you for passing this on.

YouTube knows exactly what they are doing when you accidentally touch one of the ads and I think the approvals leading were from people whose faces belong in the dirt. Genuinely mean that. This industry of hijacking our eyes and time at these “innocent” miniature personal costs adds up.

Walmart super clearance beach buddies! Kite-Man is topical. Lotta kites around here in the OBX. That’s how douchebags say Outer Banks out loud, probably.

Word

If I saw Mike Johnson in the road after getting hit by car, I would run and help kick the teeth out of that smug queef he calls a face.

Present tease after Dwight put on a USA soccer cap. Not sure if related

I bet that’s a tease for a Mary Jane Venom

Finally have Skywarp for the first time ever. I’m lying as most of my furniture is made from old Skywarps. He’s the best one though. Except the Masterpiece. And maybe the other Masterpiece.

Pros: Some coupon and sale I used. A cool, realistic vehicle! Gives birth to an 8-track bird. Fun 80s style robot design! Feels great. Cons: The actual retail price. The radio station isn’t iconic to me? It was like a metaphor clubhouse. I don’t remember the rubber chicken. No waist.

How they should have announced Action Man for G.I.Joe.

Action Man.

It is illogical to have so many Shockwaves but here we are. Cartoon be damned, I want that hand and cannon to be translucent.

I say don’t bother giving me instructions or any sort of paperwork if you fold it in a way that I have to reenact Wrestlemania the entire time I try to look at it.

Disgustingly inexpensive Metalhawk from ROSS. I believe this is the revised version. Looks a lot more like the cartoon than I realized. A real robot-ass-robot I just looked him up and he’s actually under half off what Voyagers are now, and that feels good like you did a CRIME. amzn.to/4e6jw9k

Happy pride month. Wishing you joy and comfort in being the wonderful person you are. Yearning for the opposite upon those that would seek to deny you that.

When did the doctor’s office entry paperwork stop asking what your favorite McNugget sauce is

The Snyder version will have Snake Plissken stunning the audience with the revelation that both the city AND state are called New York.

I am so tired of this motherfucker howling about “enemies” whenever someone doesn’t kiss his ass that I am borderline sexually aroused at the idea of him no longer existing.

Well it’s a good thing nobody overreacted.

Having this chunky alien climb onto your chest over and over all night is like 6 hours of slow motion CPR.

Running into my buddy after having a bowl of gummies for breakfast.

I spend one thousand hours at West Coast Video, looking at the VHS box for Maximum Overdrive and setting it down, positive that the Green Goblin would not be a featured character. But would someone discuss the Green Goblin or dare to speak his delightful name? Only one way to be sure.

Can he please fucking die already it would rule

Daredevil & Daredevil in a collision course with wackiness! That’s an MST3K line. Which is BETTER? I don’t care. Neither. They’re different. I wouldn’t have both, otherwise. They are here to defend Hell’s Kitchen, the only area where I have seen a hamburger/cupcake combo place. Very dangerous.

I’ve never played the 1992 G.I.Joe arcade game but Konami makes it pretty clear that I am the world’s only hope in helping this band of maniacs explode a billion things. Take a quick zoom in on that art! Fun fact: 1992 was the 2nd most profitable G.I.Joe year after 1986, but it still ended in 94.

This is where I go on the mornings that I need to clear my head and occasionally watch the Legion of Doom’s funky headquarters begin to emerge.

Most airline flights last longer than it takes me to make a spotless new white T-shirt into an only for indoor sleepytime gremlin shirt.

The performers of the Great American State Fair are quitting in order of least to most likely to find it acceptable to say the word “fingerblast”.

I should probably be consulted for G.I.Joe choices because I am one of a dozen people to enjoy it correctly. I decide the 11 others for The Council. Someone print this up and put it in Hasbro’s mail slot, wherever it is now. I feel sick so I am napping. Don’t print this part. Yo Joe.

Wallopin’ Websnappers!

What’s so Secret about War anyway?

My 2 children are grown up and he’s at prom and I am handling it all pretty well. Just kidding, I’m not! Hey! What if Gene Kelly was bitten by a radioactive spider!? Woop woop woop!

I dare you to make an Iceman that I don’t find frustrating. I apologize for being insensitive but the large clips & baffling straight downward angles make these ice blasts look like Polio crutches from Narnia. Am I doing this incorrectly? I’ve slid on bathroom rugs bigger than this ice platform.

Secret Wars progress report. Technically all great since Marvel Legends sculpts and production quality are excellent. Give me anything else besides a shield with anyone that has no direct vintage counterpart. There’s no Build a Figure and some shithead made the prices go up so spoil me more.

In the Marvel Universe, any particularly strong and stupid looking baby is handed a wrecking ball to train with so they can harass Hulks one day. Victor here is excellent, but lacking ABSORBING powers. I bought a half nude man. His old Marvel card said he’s “Mentally Deficient”!

My daughter’s grandmother has left this world, and although she was selfish and cruel in ways that have left permanent marks, I hope at the end she found a way to fit Satan’s balls in her mouth.

Hey we are a billion dollar tech company. You need help? Best we can do is your google results taking you to a forum on our site where you pieces of shit solve it yourself, except never the problem you are having.

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“Don’t yuck someone else’s yum” How can I make decent advice sound both disgusting and infantile? I yuck this saying. I yuck it straight to hell.

I saw the latest Odyssey trailer and got so angry at how disrespectful it is to the source material that they cast a frog in a human role in A Muppet Christmas Carol.