My impression from briefly interacting with this MPG Prime it is enjoyable to touch with a nice transformation. Fun how it references a few Primes. The port system makes me think they may have plans. Go to jail until you go to hell for that Masterpiece price, though, buddy.

Just the goo of us

It’s a shame the other brother from Sinners never seems to get any awards.

Zolocon Exclusive Grym the Executioner. As usual, it’s a Four Horsemen produced update to one of the vintage Remco style retro characters that Zoloworld has done. He’s tremendous, just like the 2 prior characters. I didn’t expect to like him so much. The clear heads glow. In the DARK!

From Zolocon, here are some Smokey Fellas. BigBadToyShop had a translucent character exclusive as usual, and this one is like a Secret Service Goblin. The other is a Praetorian Wraith from Action Force, which you can turn in action points for to knock down most of the cost.

Of course I had to try it. This is like…Michael Bay helmed a modern remake of Big Mac. Sort of the same components but MORE INTENSE. Pretty good but I could not finish it. Sort of like those Transformers films! I’m lying I finished most of those.

V3NOM

Zoloworld’s classic knock-off He-Mens but with updated detail and articulation. That’s nifty.

Yellow Sonja

I am leaving Zolocon because I got to my car and don’t want to walk back. I hope everyone has fun. Head to the American Treasure Tour afterwards. Or the overpriced House of Netflix at the mall there. Call me if you want to be friends or play with toy barbarians on the Rocky steps.

A Nightmare Emerges: Another David is Also Waiting to Pick Up His Dinner.

My doctor celebrated by birthday by making me buy all of these snacks and telling me I need someone to drive me home? Haha, he’s silly.

Monster Force has a Sasquatch named Chatsworth. The rest of the line is fairly realistic in style, while he looks like a ninja turtle. The reason for that is I don’t know. The shirt is removable but I dare not confront the nipples of a skunk ape. Not today.

Everyone in the southwestern U.S. has one of these under the toilet seat waiting to ask guests a riddle.

I’ve been on hold with a doctor’s office for this long.

A really good way to ensure I am cool with not being around due to preventable illness is to make sure every possible medical professional never picks up and has long phone menus to navigate.

It was funny when they said “Sorry about the cliffhanger, there’s a third Spider-Verse movie coming out in a few months!” and we quietly all knew there was no possible way that was true.

I feel so bad for all of the kind people that have been constantly fooled their entire lives by one party reliably appealing to their innocent widdle thirst for vengeance against strangers whose slightly different lives do not affect them whatsoever.

Ending the celebration of me with a freezing shower with no hot water, messing around with the water heater as if I know anything, then no water at all 💅 🍰

Imagine how old it would get knowing this guy and going to school with him. FIVE years of “can you believe I threw a snowball at you…INDOORS?” If he wasn’t Spider-Man’s friend I would be done!!!

My present to myself for being satisfactory.

Everything released (or completed) in 2025 by Mastermind Creations/Ocular Max

Almost made a huge mistake buying one of these candy kit boxes that would have been very disappointing when I got home. “Actually those aren’t candy kits.” They were kits in the candy aisle. Stop being such an imaginary pedant.

Dragon Ball event/lines at the American Dream Mall are terribly managed. You don’t want to hand out tickets so we aren’t wasting our time?

Uh-oh it’s White Sonja. Just kidding. Her name is Valhalla Ice. Well, mine is. The bios on the packages remain small and in all caps in an odd typeface and my shipment didn’t include a coupon for an optometrist or a therapist Torso feels a tad short but this new muscle body is great!

Anyone that voted for him should look into a voluntary dirt nap

I might be in a mood, but right now this Scorpion guy is unfun and I hate him. “Send him to me, then” No, I don’t think I will.

Everyone can thank me for finally shipping my HLJ Private Warehouse in the wee hours of the morning.

This used to be the entire circus

I’m going to start demanding rebates for all of the necks I have to carve to make them work okay. This one was particularly bad considering he has to do snipey business. It’s what he went to business school for.

Is a loose dwarf head a bonus or do they just like me or did they forget it until the last minute. I ordered this set like 19 years ago so I don’t remember.

Again but without unfunny text

Accurate.

Black Widow didn’t survive Avengers: Endgame because Red Sonja, LLC owns red hair. It’s also why Leno took back the Tonight Show all those years ago.

Bear and horse are the only items in my Legions box because it turns out Red Sonja has arms and legs and fingers and such.

Who is driving car

Heading home to a Mythic Legions all-in and I don’t remember what is in it because I ordered way back before every day was this specific, intolerable level of infuriating. It shall be an early birthday present to be surprised by the contents and dull my senses with a plastic bear for 12 minutes.

I’m in a lot of pain today so please be patient with me not being very positive. Unrelated to that, still can’t wait until this oatmeal-brained shitmonger dies. I will probably laugh so hard that I fart.

Hey I’m pushing 60 check out my video on everything stupid and wrong with Toy Story 5 and why it’s going to piss me off when I go on opening day.

My ex-wife always says that I surprised and disgusted guests when our wedding cake used green Shrek ketchup for the icing, but it was really only used to write out all of the lyrics to All-Star, which was clearly dedicated to her.

It’s nice that you’re a couple but I don’t want to hear that weird double opinion on a movie. “We liked it”. Did Locutus tell you to say that? Am I friends with the Shining twins? Why am I outnumbered here? Do I get a pinch hitter? Sports reference in there. Bet you didn’t know I could do that.

Up my ass AND around the corner? In this economy?