Why is this motherfucker so obsessed with windmills I would be so thrilled to see him on fire

I think the Toho ReActions are really cute and one of the best things Super7 does. This Heat Ray is more reasonable than usual at $12.99. Plus in his listing and in the recommended listings there are others on sale to choose from. My link: amzn.to/3KEGLw8

Comic Will Poulter is just $16 and change here is my link amzn.to/48QDNyj

Marvel Legends Iceman amzn.to/4nIhI9Y You’ll probably get him and not a poster of the Hasbro logo.

I wonder if there are any prime day deals for the dickpill ads that my coworker keeps watching for the ladies that talk dirty in the ads. It is the soundtrack to my slow days here.

Over half off of 4K MONSTERS. All of the Monsters. They make out in a few of them. I made that up. Here is my link. amzn.to/48TTrZV

Dem Rings in 4K for $49.99 seems good. I forget if I have them in 4K. Seems like I have bought these movies 2 or 12 times. amzn.to/4nd3KvT

Back to the Future Trilogy is just $14.99, which is cool since it tends to hop around to every dumb streaming service at random. amzn.to/4mPg9pz

Rather than using a search engine or checking the rest of the account, just ask a question in the comments and then check back in a few hours, I guess. It helps *tremendously* if the question has already been asked 5 times at least. This is the most efficient way to obtain information!

Bed news for my enemies: I’ve got a salad from Domino’s, so I’m probably going to live forever.

Are these gonna make my knees look snatched oh god I hope so finally

Micronus Prime is one of the 13 Primes in the Transformers Universe and a powerful reminder that I don’t care about Transformers lore. I like a satisfying thing to touch with a unique gimmick, and he gives birth to himself, so the second part is covered. He’s neat. Don’t be mad at the lore thing.

Good news there is a multi-floor Netflix experience opening in King of Prussia Mall and other locations, in which you can buy the Netflix, escape the Netflix, taste the Netflix, and maybe even kiss the Netflix if you play your cards right. GABBO IS COMING.

Coworkers, right? Follow along for some more gags about the office that you just might relate to!

Pumpkin Pie: Not the best pie, but you get to think about skulls and Draculas!

I enjoy how someone casually feeding a pet monitor lizard also has a samurai sword on the wall.

This is one of the scare attractions where they are allowed to eat your skin if you sign an electronic document.

They just released a study that revealed 90% of Jan.6 offenders called Home Improvement “Tool Time” and were impossible to correct on this.

If you were born before the 90s, there is a decent chance that you have a scar that looks like you were attacked with a Capri Sun straw.

Three Stooges shorts are good if you like there to be a chance that you’ll be watching senior citizens beating each other.

I have wasted a whole day with a migraine of sorts. Here’s a G.I.Joe. Desert Scorpion is great. Blood not included because it’s your blood uh oh he got you good.

Holy shit dude how’d you guys manage to find REAL Oreo cookie crumbs in an Oreo cookie factory?

“HALLO! Do you come here to ze weapon of God often?”

A belated Happy Batman Day, a real holiday that I definitely celebrate by remembering a fake person.

This is how you wake up to a pygmy hippo making claw-infused biscuits directly on your genitals.

Here’s a Franklinsteiner’s Muncher doing a funny walk. I feel miserable goodnight!

Throwback to my sweet 16 when my parents surprised me with this entire sidewalk 🥳

Gonna try to sleep while a tooth is screaming in pain so please look at my toy frog so hard that it makes it better. That’s how medicine works now! I think it’s just however you want.

You all ready for a classic Tron Haslab that should have been a couple of retail waves instead of toys of Mr. Box Office Chlamydia from the new movie?

S.N.A.K.E. Armor is large. Oh, it’s not as fancy as you want it to be? The original was as complex as playing with your mom’s pantyhose egg containers. This is fine and fun. Okay so ankle tilts would be nice. Some 3P accessories could be fun!

Remember how in that Third Eye Blind song, dude’s like “You’re the priestess, I must confess…” in between lines about underwear and meth? The *priestess*, Steven Jenkins of Third Eye Blind? Is that…sexy? Nobody affectionately calls anyone that. Are you auditioning for a vampire colony? Get a grip.

Gargantos is huge, but this way he can count as his comic self in addition to his game appearance. “But that’s Shuma Gorath!” Not anymore, CHUMP! Marvel doesn’t have the rights to Robert E. Howard’s work (again) and he first appeared in a Kull story! Kull was portrayed by the beloved Kevin Sorbo!

What good content. Thanks, I try.

Is this app broken or am I just a stupid trash can again

Would be terrible if Stephen Miller became a Sudden Dracula Piñata we must protect him.

Seapray may be the main attraction but that Brawn head is so nice. It’s my little buddy!

Yeah Boyeeeeeeee The Cobra F.L.A.V. Is here! (For Love And Violence)

When a conservative refers to a “mistake” that shouldn’t ruin your life/career, they are referring to a deliberate act in which a woman or marginalized male was a victim.

Do you thing those evil fucks financing the blood comedy festival requested George Carlin and Robin Williams like they did Andre the Giant and Ultimate Warrior for their wrestling events?

Gathered all of the generals to say be clean shaven like those German troops that presented so well, don’t do a woke, and now crimes and misconduct aren’t a biggie as long as you follow that second part.

What is Climate Change Worship you coke-riddled dunce

Someone come get your son.

I hate me of a different era almost as much as me of this current era. We are adversaries.

100% tariff on Tron Ares only.

Here’s a link to Slaughter and Mercer if you saw me enjoying them and wanted to welcome them into your life. And that’s an order, maggot. amzn.to/3IAdaDi

I live with a man-sized person. It’s messed up. I will delete this soon so he doesn’t find it and harm me.

I play wrestling good

These are not related images. Okay they can be. “Drop and give me TWENTY!” “Twenty dollahs!? In dis economy? Sir, I am not wearing any PANTS, let alone a wallet!” I like it more if you pretend the horse has Ed Wynn’s voice, but I don’t know how to type it. You’re the one that wanted this.

I know AI art is the worst but AI customer service is so dehumanizing that we need to start cutting off robot heads and I definitely mean only robots wink wink wink