Back in my day, the evil shitstains respected the public enough to lie about why they were invading other countries.

Me, when it all settles after everything goes to hell and I finally have glorious time to myself to set up some shelves of little Spider-Men.

I don’t thing this fella was affiliated with anything. He just showed up. He’s a Kamen Rider, but the one from Willy Wonka’s ski school. The suit is phenomenal, I just don’t remember the name and choose to never learn it. Please don’t tell it to me. He’s the fun cartoony one, I’ve seen him.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my long, stupid life. It’s almost awesome and super silly. He looks so WORRIED with that Adams/Ross/etc brow sculpted on. Did Bruce sculpt that? It rocks. I love it. Charlie Brown-ass Batman.

I REALLY like this guy because he did THE THING. (I saw him and the thing for the first time on a gumball machine an hour earlier)

Migrating back and forth between these neighboring events, one could be in line to meet a nation’s favorite pajama man and purchase his toys while hearing the wrestling crowd chanting at this retired WWE and TNA star to “shut the fuck up” (she was a villain)

Here’s an impressive assortment of early Ultraman outfits, whose names I definitely know and remember perfectly. 2 look very similar to the original, with one having a surplus of nipples, as you can see.

Surf’s Up.

Mr. Beast Burger and Mr. Beast Urinal. The main events.

That sign. Does fuckin Chandler Bing work here?

Smallest wrestler I have seen with a complete LJN ring in the foreground.

I want to be king of the pirates and sell overpriced keychains and stickers and not much else

I’m old and emotionally inconsistent so I want to not be in a crowded mall anymore. My senses and Teddy Graham shaped body have reached their natural limit.

This bad guy had two henchman and one slit the other’s throat and did a seppuku so they could give this guy his power and he grew into an inflatable monster like “I AM HERE FROM HELLLLLLL!” Then they killed him with their arm lasers and jumped down to high five toddlers wearing Ultraman masks.

I have no idea what’s going on this is the best day of my life

(Ultraman won)

This is working. Ultraman, to whom I have been relatively indifferent, is now the only thing I have ever cared about.

Thought they’d be bigger.

There are 2 pretend fights about to happen 50 feet away from one another.

Sky-Byte is finally the ideal Sky-Byte. I really, really like how well it works. The Thrilling 30 was not great and a lot of that era has aged like piss. I might pepper in some tiny details to mimic the original’s all-time most impressive deco and will order a @nonnef.com spark crystal kit.

TF collabs tend to have the interesting challenge of being accurate to a known vehicle, which is rather early G1 of them. Twin Mill and Bone Shaker, two of the most iconic Hot Wheels designs, are well represented here. The robots are rather small and they remind me of Gobots, which I like.

I’m going to meet Ultraman tomorrow and watch him kick a Godzilla’s taint into orbit in front of a Lego Store while smelling Auntie Anne’s pretzels.

I would rather eat a bowl full of bees than be at this here dentist, I tell you what. This has been a warning to bees.

Ageless. Timeless. Orange.

We made it better than the last one. Just not way better.

After 4 episodes of the Rookie, these characters have exchanged gunfire with hostile forces as often as the average Robocop.

Cromulent.

I am past the desire for any casual obervations and only want the deep freak details. You see a photo of Alf and say “I used to watch Alf”? Who cares? Keep it. I want to know that you made your parents call you Gordon Shumway for 3 years and you’d better show me a birthday cake with Gordon on it.

That latest episode of One Punch Man is probably the lowest quality episode of a mainstream anime I have ever seen. Almost all stiff talking and poorly traced motionless manga panels and they still managed to avoid drawing backgrounds at all costs.

Hole in my tooth leading to an exposed nerve is like a jack in the box every time I chew something wrong but instead of playing Pop Goes the Weasel it plays a the shriek of a clown being hit by a car.

She’s got new information in this shit she said didn’t exist a little while ago that’s crazy like actual magic can happen if you are psychotic enough to bend reality and hope nobody notices.

It’s been a long time since my theatrical experience and I don’t like to say mean things about art, but I am in pain, so I’d like to finally say that Coppola’s MEGALOPOLIS is a masterpiece if you like very sloppy, stupid things or believe that being a contrarian makes you smart and interesting.

My tooth is a nightmare and I’ve been pretending it isn’t. I’m on Amazon looking up the best ice skate for dealing with it. I have a dental appointment. When you are rather poor in your 20s, you go to some pretty rotten dentists and develop a fear of pain and humiliation. It rules.

Jungle Trooper and Gary Goggles, who was a sweet guy RIP.

Is anyone going to tell us where the Space War convention is or are we going to have to do our erotic dance right here in public?

…and I never felt this way before 🎶

This is all the same guy, depending on if you observe teatime or not. Let me explain. Don’t leave. When Action Force transitioned to G.I.Joe, the ancient Roboskulls replaced the 5POA Red Wolf pilot with Cobra’s Wild Weasel, but called him Red Weasel. This is a sci-fi reimagining of his design.

Despite or because of the wait, the 1/12 scale pilot is exactly as high quality as the rest of the project. Works just like a Classifed, but one of the Haslab have had that extra time of back and forth with the factory to get the range and tolerances right.

Where’d my ship go? I swear I parked here, but mine had a big crazy-ass skull on it.

4 years later, the 1/12 Roboskull pilots have landed. One of the dress up kit options was a bonus surprise so I do not have enough Malibu Stacies to wear all of these hats

Blue trooper with a coincidental red snake on his chest. It’s very small and not the snake you’re thinking about. Zombie him up or just have a dead guy. One of these options is more fun.

This Monster Force fella is Lt. Griffin: The Eraser. He’s a descendant of the Invisible Man that had a habit of derailing trains and other murdery impulses. This one is an assassin for a Pharaoh to kill Dracula. Story aside, he’s a cool guy with clear parts and goggles.

I’m not leaving until you‘ve heard what I want for Christmas, maggot.

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General Brown from Monster Force for your General needs! There’s General Flagg from G.I.Joe, is that Apollo Creed? General Ross will hunt your ass that’s full of Gamma Rays. Joseph Colton grew a beard when Vietnam went sideways.

In the 90s there was a brief advertising war between phone book publishers. Yellowbook said “you probably have our 9 pound bastard already” while the Donnelly Directory said “what if that cartoon coyote’s violent failures were all ordered from our pages? We are complicit in his pain!”

Up until the 90s you could walk into a phone booth and thumb through the yellow pages and go “Bibbert Von Dorkenstein? Sounds like an asshole.” Then call them up and challenge them to a fight.

Do 14 year old boys still play games like “Check out this trick where I can knock you out if you hold your breath and let me punch you in the heart” or does everyone have mobile games now or was I surrounded by insane children

If you “welcome her to the resistance” I swear to god I’ll break your thumbs.

Pretty mad that the Zelda movie won’t make me solve a puzzle so I can make a monster eat a shitload of bombs in exchange for a heart. Other than that, it would probably be silly to be bothered that non-characters aren’t portrayed the way they are in my imagination.