Can we normalize eating beans?

never trust an author that tells you about the right way to jack off. The moral way to jack off

It is Meepis Monday

i’m sure y’all are deeply upset that i got ahold of the hitchcock movie with ingrid bergman as a psychoanalyst because you know exactly what direction that’s going to go

I see the Digital Transgender Archive is hiring in Oakland, CA. (If that interests you but you're not sure you'd qualify for an Assistant Director role, the ad does a good job at expressing interest in you still applying + is worth your reading?)

film critic: how could david lynch have so perfectly put freud’s psychoanalytic theory onto film without studying him gregory peck 30 minutes into spellbound: the word for word explanation lynch gave for what happens in lost highway

jon m chu is right there and owed his revenge

It is bizarre how much of British foreign policy in the Middle East now seems to be dependent upon Emmanuel Macron's willingness to back Starmer into a corner

Can we normalize heelies?

its wild to me that the democrats have been so thoroughly outplayed by republicans given their muscular messaging like "hillary tried to warn you about donald trump" and "kamala tried to warn you about donald trump" - must be something wrong with the voters because the message is so on point

respectfully I can never be into cock cages because I like seeing cocks I want those creatures to roam the countryside and feel the wind in their hair

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every one in a while i have a banger of an unusable pitch for the star wars version of a dario argento witch movie called everybody dies on dathomir lmao

bears

if iran and israel don’t have to listen to trump anymore then neither do you

this is just raccoon city

nice

calling the NBA Finals a "rematch" of a series from 27 years ago is very funny. these dudes out here taking up arms for the honor of Chris Childs and Malik Rose

platner himself i do not trust. and i don't love how far people who should otherwise know better have gone into the tank for this guy. but what's instructive is yes, people want a degree of genuineness, to the point where even a goon like platner can kind of skate above these scandals

i think there's something to the absolute death of expertise and even competence lately, but moreso than experts i want politicians who have been inside a grocery store in the past year. im fairly certain the majority of our political elites have not, and that's completely fucked up

venus say a swear

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I am nonpartisan as a journalist which is why I give outsized defense of a guy who said he'd rape a home invader and beat up an ex

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

“We’re going to build the super loud pollution building next to the Zoo that is part of the program to help restore the Clouded Leopard population.” Like do these AI bros hear themselves????

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

look at this marshmallow. this little pierogi

i would be the Tony the Tiger of pissing on label-less bluesky elders

Most unions in South Wales are feminist and cunty

Evil Albert Wesker can still happen if people want it bad enough

Fellas, is it cunty to connect on LinkedIn?

this is what Wolverine *should* look like but society is too afraid of the consequences

When things are going well

Dale and Dougie

Carol Burnett and Rod Serling arm wrestling on set of The Twilight Zone. 1962

these are getting weird

i just think she's neat

I have received video of Seth Moulton being loudly booed at Boston Pride.

Tumblr with another banger

someone should tell sean penn that he can just choose not to talk

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Look I know for a fact that Tupac Shakur is dead; it would be really fucking funny if he wasn't and this is how we found out

*seth rogen voice* happy national donut day

10 states’ attorneys general are reportedly looking into blocking the Skydance-Paramount-Warner Bros.-Discovery merger on antitrust grounds.

shout out to academy award winner sean baker for reducing my travel time to see the odyssey on a film print from 3 hours to 30 minutes

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial 😢