i felt this

what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!

i am being attaked, etc. I like making pasta but is can be a chore and I rarely have the energy for anything more than tagliatelle or papardelle, i'll make the effort if i'm doing an all day bolognese w pancetta etc put fancy pasta on sunday gravy and people are just going to be confused

@fetterman.senate.gov did u die?

we need a Ricardo Montalban of the Left “proletarian Corinthian leather”

A possible terminal crisis of state legitimacy is on the horizon, and the political + economic elite are completely detached from reality.

US bishops: ‘We stand with migrant families.’ Cardinal Burke: ‘Not until we address the real crisis: women wearing trousers

a zen garden but it's made of mashed potatoes

Stepped on a lego

Deconstructed hot dog minimalism

Sound on for a delightful treat to accompany this monster

It’s fuckin crazy my kids have the attention span to still care about stranger things the last season came out like 4 years ago and I just don’t give a fuck anymore

Boss I can’t come in because the future I was supposed to be working toward doesn’t exist

America doing an op in south America and calling it southern spear? More like southern speer

NYT employees are all posting "how dare you disparage our institution, the paper of record." The paper of record: Get a lot of this trollop luring innocent men of power with sex to straighten her luxury bones

Serenity now!!!

Minors are children, under 18 and most definitely not adults. Minors cannot consent to sexual activity. If you want to add nuance to or refute either of those statements please block me

You’re telling me a wrath made these grapes?

Goddamn lol

DanTakes: if “West of Hollywood” was on any of the Old Testament albums it would be considered a top 5 track, it’s that good, Chris potter’s sax solo is next level shit and the lyricism is incredibly crisp

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

saw an ad for a vacuum that was like “this is the CARPET SOUL SUCKER it will SUCK the SOUL out of your carpet” and I was just like ok. several problems with this:

Posting Through It set them up proper: lazy, stupid reactionary grifters podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...

So trump 100% killed Epstine in that prison, That or he’s in Israel right now. Right?

grok is this good?

i said what I said

she’s so real & correct for that

The NY Times that asked ms Rachel if she was accepting money to support Hamas?

🎶 hey nineteen / that’s Eddie Vedder

Let me ask you something please!

that’s right Patton Oswald these people need to be afraid of violence

tonight there will be Rotini con Rapini con salsicce e Regretti no spaghetti

the AI porn prompts are getting ridiculous

Me: I hate our governor, I would take literally anyone but him *monkey paw curls*

My favorite part of the pedo apologia podcast is brave anti-woke crusader Batya Ungar-Sargon being like “mm-hmm” “mmm” — like Megyn Kelly were recounting an anecdote to her about what happened at an awards show.

can't help but think any media figure taking a "it's not a big deal" kind of stance on the emails is also a pedophile

Lunch sketch.

hot dog! hot dog!

hot dog!

this is like when our not large adult son said "akshually its more effecient for my bedroom to be more toxic than a Superfund site before remediation"

yeah uh jeff have you looked around

hot dog!

noting permanently that megyn kelly is personally fine with child rape

More like Breadward today amirite These are both from the same batch of dough 70/30 rye with a sourdough starter, a touch of molasses and a 36 hour cold proof

Most expensive prank since they do shit like smash up Supercars

🎶One down, one to go🎶