Under Woke 2.0 Boromir is getting his mini skirt back.

Love McLongtime

What Space Mutiny brought together let no man or robot tear asunder.

Lump BeefBroth

Bolt Vanderhuge

Pete Hegseth: Grok, what should we be feeding our soldiers so they have warrior vigor? Grok: put carrots up their ass. Heil Hitler. Pete Hegseth: brilliant, earmark another trillion dollars for Elon and refill my rum and coke zero.

Santa's daughter and Punt Speedchunk still happily married!!

Stump Chunkman

i don't think it would ever occur to a mets fan to make this

he really helmetmogged those kids

We’ve got @hunterw.bsky.social on today’s podcast episode, talking about the FBI raid on a Georgia election office and why we have to take the Trump Admin’s contempt for democracy seriously, even if the people leading it seem cartoonish and incompetent. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Ssri Mix-a-lot When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in you face You can't cum

You can and should believe in the love of Thick McRunfast

the search for transcendence is the gift of consciousness and easing of suffering is the duty of all conscious beings, sorry if this offends

every single one of them

Don’t do this

I also make pastry

i fucking knew charles ephebophilia cheese was in the epstein files

more like crapplehouse

all time great movie title

Turns out it really is a club, and we (people who aren’t pedophiles) aren’t in it!

im johnny knoxville and welcome to Sunday morning

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet

good morning

roses are red vodka is clear

Folks he’s back

Connecticut is so fucking boring dawg

spicy penis technology

Roses are red Violets are blue If she's busy on Valentine's The side dude is you

Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee

Whenever It does finally Happen I hope the fascist freaks around him start to panic/torture him to death like Washington on his deathbed. Miller applying leeches while RFK Jr pours methylene blue down his throat with a funnel, just puking and shitting all over himself until this nightmare is over

This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.

Nancy Mace: “No one is saying I’m a Milf, or that I eat Special K Red Berries, which I just learned is called the white Milf Cereal”

you know what? fuck you *condenses your soup even further*

Today would be a great day for It to Happen. We could all have a drunken “Hitler 2 is dead” suck n fuck

Me, glazing a blood orange ciambellone

Last nights crispy pork belly

HAPPY VALENTINES 💝 DAY SUSAN TONIGHT IM SLINGING THAT FRIED RICE YOU LOVE 💕 PLUS IM DOING SHORTBREAD WITH A BERRY 🍓 COMPOTE AND I THINK A STREUSEL TOPPING STILL WORKING ON THAT ONE 🤔

☠️

wok seasoned and passed the Egg Test

Lunch sketch.

good morning

Some of y’all say the wildest shit and I’m here for it

you know who's not in the Epstein files?

cerise and lapise, all others get lost 💅

Don’t forget the amazing stage banter

driving past the Love Shack to the Fuck Hut