Man I cooked like a motherfucker today and also I made food

Good bark

Just basted my hot meat

@edwardodell.bsky.social got a pretty traditional rub on one slab, blackening seasoning rub on the tips, and umami soy/ginger/sesame/garlic rub on the other slab.

Live fire mode

Get ready for a Bronx cheer like you never heard

When my hollandaise breaks

Susan Collins has to be feeling such incredible relief right now she will completely forget her vagisil

I usually don't post shit like this but I laughed pretty hard so now I'm obligated

Gonna 3-2-1 some motherfucking ribs today

The only decent and authentic doner place in the state is in west haven; the crackhead knows what’s up

Nadia the Secret of blue Water Shin Godzilla

Doing the “suck it” gesture in the four cardinal directions as a banishing ritual

Dress for the job your want.

There was a TGIFriday’s near the local McDonald’s and it went out of business and it’s been torn down and my wife asked what they’re gonna put there and I said a second identical McDonald’s hooked via bridge to the other McDonald’s

I am a male misandrist

Sorry I cackled

we're taking it for a spin and despite the entirely sufferable conceits Cage has actually thrown a high-minded reference or two into his performances (when he's not straight up lazily copying Bogart)

my culture is not your costume

Clout is hard to give up. money too.

Fortune favors the bold

you there, what day is it today?!

my ketchup on hotdogs take: fuck off about what people eat and how they eat it 👍🏻

Hot lady stuff

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

Can you imagine Bette Davis doing this? Or Joan Crawford??

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

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new thumbs up emoji just dropped

Get it, grandma

Is that what throwing it in a circle means

lead the way, comrade hunter

This is a weird turn from Activia

Lunch sketch.

instead of graham platner what if it was Graham Crackler and it was an artisinal bakery s'more dipped in chocolate and then dusted with pop rocks and new yorkers were lining up for 4 hours every morning to get one

when my hollandaise breaks:

we're x number of Truth social posts away from an image of Trump fucking a flag being shown on C-SPAN at 2pm on a Tuesday

truly, the possibilities are endless

Guy who’s Islamophobic because he failed algebra

They should leave this thing up, it has further potential uses

“How do I get my photos out of the Epstein files?”

“Real men serve other. Weak men serve themselves” @jamestalarico.bsky.social

Always love baking bread on my days off, especially when it's not extremely hot outside. Heart of wheat hearth loaf from The Bread Bible, baked in a Dutch oven for extra growth and browning. It sat overnight in the microwave to dry completely too. 🍽️🍜🥖 #food #foodsky #bread #baking

Yea I would wear this shirt, as it matches my bad sense of humor.