This inspired me to post some random vintage nhl masks with some alt text info; little autism info brain dump for you … how would you like that?! Yeah? Good.

Nancy Mace: “No one is saying I’m a Milf, or that I eat Special K Red Berries, which I just learned is called the white Milf Cereal”

you know what? fuck you *condenses your soup even further*

Today would be a great day for It to Happen. We could all have a drunken “Hitler 2 is dead” suck n fuck

Me, glazing a blood orange ciambellone

Last nights crispy pork belly

HAPPY VALENTINES 💝 DAY SUSAN TONIGHT IM SLINGING THAT FRIED RICE YOU LOVE 💕 PLUS IM DOING SHORTBREAD WITH A BERRY 🍓 COMPOTE AND I THINK A STREUSEL TOPPING STILL WORKING ON THAT ONE 🤔

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wok seasoned and passed the Egg Test

Lunch sketch.

good morning

Some of y’all say the wildest shit and I’m here for it

you know who's not in the Epstein files?

cerise and lapise, all others get lost 💅

Don’t forget the amazing stage banter

driving past the Love Shack to the Fuck Hut

One free ticket into the contraption for "savethechildren" people who respond to toddlers being dragged from their beds into the winter chill to be disappeared into concentration camps who are in bothered because "well their parents should've come here legally."

Soon

Yeah I’m into cycling

Oh my god, he admit it

Hypebeast treize

what the fuck

Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira — les aristocrates à la lanterne!

I need 75kbtu and a 260 watt Bluetooth speaker

Really smart take here. A good amount of harm that generative AI is producing in modern society is coming from the fact that a ton of people (sometimes including police) have bought into fantasies about what the technology can actually do.

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

acquired a cheap but suitable 14" carbon steel wok for $23, torch arrived yesterday, all I need now is a 1lb can of fuel and some day old rice

Lunch sketch.

Drinking this and going USSJ4

I am irredeemable

SPANBERGER HELPS HAMBURGER

That’s exactly what’s you’re doing, Mr. dipshit magoo

"... but if we just happen to disappear people and deny them their civil rights and due process, well, bonus!"

Aja sax bf, Aja drums gf

Wow I can't believe major networks do this now, a thing they've never done before. I am 2 weeks old goo goo ga ga

3rd rock from the sun was pretty good but imagine if they morphed into some kinda mechas when they got stressed out

Lunch sketch.

The Custerdome has never been so fucking washed

going forward i will be responding to all personal queries with "i wasn't even on the island"

they're all subhuman monsters.

"Master Tank/Noah will be going back to Louisiana, and thanks to these good people, I will be a big part of his life," a tearful Bondi said. "I will get to visit him, he will come here to see me. We've developed a great relationship," Bondi said. They are incapable of not being full of shit, ever

avengers doomsday? no thank you i prefer avengers dudes day

The morgellons are in your butlers pantry, madam

Pure and meaningless corporate mumbo-jumbo. Read into it what you will, but what stands out to me is that Gallup wouldn't answer a very simple yes-or-no question on whether the Trump Administration complained to them about their findings