when you need to cut you leftover pizza and dont have a mezzaluna this is your guy

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely touched your pizza-crunchabungas.

weed that’s strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman

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Local bakery made these for Pride Month??

Best politician in the country today and it's not even close. And he's not even doing anything particularly complicated or new!

Pointer Sisters killed it with this one youtu.be/Hcx44e2gnfI?...

and it seems to me that there should be another candle in the wind another song just like the one called candle in the wind i’d really like to hear it and I’m pretty sure I did another song that’s also called Candle in the Wind

Back at Yale ophthalmology for a look, poke and dilation

Linda Richman book club, sign me up

Doodle

so let it rock let it roll come let a chili dog fill my hole

I’m going to suck so many dicks this month. Nothing is going to get in the way of being back to back cock sucking champion

brb making boneless pizza

it rules how dedicated the USA is to building Hell. They say the American can-do spirit is a thing of the past but the evidence suggests otherwise.

Buddy Rich clams rant chopped & screwed

(Kurt Cobain voice) HEY! GAYS! It’s start of Pride today

*ED-209 voice* you now have 10 seconds to comply...

This is how you get the whole city of Chicago to turn against the machines

I want you to do as little as possible at work this week. Just like every other week.

Good morning

naturals that insist upon themselves

/to the tune of "Eminence Front" by The Who "Rosamund Pike"

for Pride Month I’m going to speculate which Ninja Turtle I think is gay. Michelangelo. ok thank you for reading my post

Still incredibly funny to me that The Offspring kicked their drummer out for telling the PhD biologist vocalist to “Do his own research” about COVID and now he’s in the Tim Pool Band

This is what I drive to work every day. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

its alive (recipe in alt text)

good morning

Brunch warfare: Endless cornmeal

The problem is that “I am often scared and angry about social change” does not inherently lend itself to interesting art. You can be as technically skilled as the greats, but art with nothing interesting to say is just a commodity.

I take Jared's point but it's pretty easy to make effective reactionary genre movies. There were dozens released every year in the '80s and '90s, and some of them were decently good and/or widely seen. Craig Zahler makes them today. These guys are just unpleasant nerds who are bad at everything.

I saw Joe Biden & he finally gave me my $400

call him Charlie Twerk the way he’s throwing that ass back in Hell

Lancelot link and the evolution revolution have turned down the freedom 250 event on the White House lawn.

Who wants to abuse drugs to the point of personal risk with me

oh my fucking god it’s just gonna be vanilla ice & trump

Not my all-time favorite in the category, but shoutout to newsradio for catapulting one of these men into eventually playing an outsize role in hastening the demise of civilization, and for being a damn funny show

Mouse Rat has, unfortunately, announced they will be performing at the Great American State Fair.

Zazz BlammyMattazz has just announced they will NOT be performing at the Great American State Fair. Dr Rockso may appear as a solo act if Kimberly Guilfoyle is on the bill

The Impossbles just announced they will NOT be bringing real down in the Delta blues to the Great American State Fair.

Blues Hammer just announced they will NOT be bringing real down in the Delta blues to the Great American State Fair.

There Will Be Potted Roast

Saw a toad again I just can’t wait to get out and see a toad again The life I love is watching toads with my friends And I can’t wait to see a toad again

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