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Love to get a new follower where the bio says “18 just hit and I’m curious, the magic happens on my onlyfans” and their pinned video is “spreading my hot wet lips for you” No thank you. Iguodala to Curry, back to Iguodala, oh BLOCKED BY PAPA

Best politician in the country today and it's not even close. And he's not even doing anything particularly complicated or new!

sweet mother of god...

If you’re ever in Pentwater, AJ’s arcade sucks but their go kart track has a lot of fun banked turns and is in the shade.

Played musical cars friday to get the fun one out for my uncle’s wake. Chose not to wash the winter storage dust off, and then drove through some muddy runoff in the road so no harm no foul. Just a really dirty car.

Who wants to see my eye

"As a signifier, the Nice Car simply says “I’m comfortable, secure and normal. Everything’s more or less fine.” It’s maybe the most powerful statement a car can make." alloymag.com/what-is-a-ni...

Spotted: cringey McLaren sporting “MCGRNCH” license plate AND grinch face sticker by the plate.

Bugeye WRX. Sorry, not taking arguments today.

A fresh hot filet o fish is hands down the best fast food item. Hardees apple pies a close 2nd and honorable mentions to taco bell’s nacho fries and baja blast

Saw the Riot Fest lineup and there are twenty-one too many pilots involved

When debating the trolley problem is the only way you can get off

Check out this sausage enthusiast

Like the guy who parked next to me, had both his rear doors open rearranging stuff. I checked to make sure I would not hit his door, backed up a few feet then pulled through the spot diagonal to me. Never got closer than 6” to his door, dude flipped and started screaming and flipping me off

cis people i can’t overstate how much this needs to be a red line for you. you have to walk out of orgs that want to segregate us, do what you can to shut them down. you have to treat these anti-trans groups like the fascists they are and disrupt them however you can. otherwise we will be GONE

Arthur’s fuckin pissed at fireworks. Nobody told me Corgis were loud af. Video is of my estate sale score of the century Dalí “Homage to Lincoln” with Arthur barking at fireworks and giving me a headache for sound

Is this a bachelorette party on the lake huron camera?

Sorry for sportsposting, gambling ruined them for me, but I still give a quarter of a fuck about the Cavaliers

CAVS LEGENDS SHAQ AND THE BEARD TOP TEN

Cavs getting blown out eh? Oh well. Solid year. Curious to see what the roster looks like next yr

There is no law of diminishing returns in regard to consumption of cheese balls when gummies are involved

Swear around your kids, then they won’t act like Uncle Papa is the bad guy when an F-bomb gets dropped around them. Neither of my kids swear, nor is it a big deal to them when someone else does. People go “Ope! Sorry I swore around your kid!” Man, they hear way worse from me while driving.

Even at 21, there was nothing reassuring about the founding DHS. If you didn’t hear “homeland” and go “oh shit that’s nazi talk” regardless of age, how far up your backside was your head back then? Come on, NPR, the warning signs were flashing red with bells and chimes going off.

"claude"

I was not aware of Ken Jennings’ game but he’s on here clowning fools left and right.

I spy a woody! @r32gtst.bsky.social

some dork website emailed me on a friday night

Anybody interested in a new in box Willsenton R8 integrated tube amplifier? Recs on where to sell? Marketplace blows and ebay takes a big cut, would rather sell face to face for a discount than ebay this one.

There was a tick on my porta power the other day while I was unbending bits of the slightly crashed traverse and now i feel like they are crawling all over me all day and night

Bums me the fuck out when there’s a local place I’d love to support but then there are no menu options for me because they only do 100% certified angus beef burgers and dogs and Papa is 100% allergic to beef.

Fuck you Marcy Kaptur

Anyone have an abundance of heavy duty mayo, thickly chopped iceberg, and some “chicken” patties? We can have a sandwich party

The Ramonas The Highwayfemmes

If your cat doesn’t have 30+ nicknames, do you even have a cat? Fluffy is Fluffer, Fluffernutter, Mother Fluffer, Doc McFluffins, Floof, Floofer, Catgut, DoubleFluff, FluffShack Baby, Tunnel of Fluff, HR Fluffnstuff, etc.

This lady chose the bear too.

I haven’t bought a vehicle solely because I wanted the wheels from it in 15 years and that feels like huge progress to me.

As we bury our dead & watch our trans siblings in the UK get stripped of their basic right to exist in public, it's especially hard today to see people insisting that the path forward for the Democratic Party in the USA is to embrace transphobia while ALSO demanding trans people vote for the Dems.

If you post nyt articles I actually may want to look at that aren’t gift links, just know I hate you

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Ghost NOFX Rancid The Tossers The Horrorpops Rev Peyton’s Big Damn Band Catch 22 Authority Zero The Queers Dropkick Murphys

This place is heaven in the offseason and hell all summer when the whole spot is crawling with douches in orv tagged trucks and jeeps and utv’s who are just there to get drunk on the dunes

It is 40 degrees colder than it was yesterday and that’s just bullshit, imho.

Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet, I’m hunting Jerry

I can figure out a lot of it, but does anyone have a good Google Docs replacement? Because of my day job, my writing process involves working on projects in different places from different computers and I’d love to find a software alternative instead of reinventing my whole workflow.

Even the friendly local poopsmiths are saying Go Cavs

@lchupacabra.bsky.social Miles on the mazdaspeed3…amazing when you don’t do a “tune” and crank the boost up that turbo cars are reliable for a long time