The legislator behind the new Ohio age-verification law doesn't even know what's in the bill. He claims that it excludes social media sites. No such language exists. This is why you don't push something you couldn't get passed the normal way into an budget omnibus. www.wkbn.com/news/ohio/ho...

@thejoeybeans.bsky.social Solara-kun’s sibling

Holy fucking radwood gold, a 2 door Celebrity! One day, I’ll get my hands on a Eurosport VR. The VR stands for Very Rad

Igoudala layup—BLOCKED BY JAMES

And now I can’t stop singing (to the tune of Living in America by James Brown) 🎶Peeing with an E-rec-tion🎵

Damn, Daytona used to have a full service McBrothel’s.

my guilty pleasure is that i don’t have one because guilt is a theological concept and i learned from reddit that theology is bad and god isn’t real

Thou shalt not correct my dude’s jokes at all let alone 9 hours later.

Victoria’s book is really special, and I would truly believe this even if she hadn’t put me on the cover. If you’re in Seattle, go grab one of these. Her next work will be even more stunning.

Sooooo about the times I’ve been “walking defensively” in crosswalks with WALK signals lit and someone points their 4000 pound killing machine directly at me and tries to run me down solely because I am a pedestrian…. Can you also figure out how to victim shame me @npr.org

Nobody is "a tankie". That's just a word stupid people use when they don't really have anything to say.

Fall

calling my accountant deadline.com/gallery/jim-...

Not gonna do an alert but the newest Astro is now 20 years old and they have stood the test of time in the looks department, so it gets a reskeet

FYI autism was first recognized as a distinct condition 12 years before tylenol was introduced, in case you’re some kinda moron who believes there is any correlation and/or any cause other than genetics

Paging @thestylusguy.bsky.social

If people called me Eve Fartlow because of my horrible ideologies and it made me butthurt to be called that, I’d simply disappear

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

General Motors is shit

I can’t believe it’s finally happening

<diabeetus intensifies>

When someone mentions obscure fiberglass racecars from defunct manufacturers around me:

If I would skeet half the shit I type and delete, I’d either have 60k followers or cancelled

I want to tell stories on high history let’s make this happen. We’d get @courier429.bsky.social and everything

Starting a mass political movement but it’s just about helping your neighbors and loving each other and being kind.

MINNEAPOLIS: We got stolen homemade goods here to keep an eye out.

this is what's missing right now. i forgot about the fucking shroom plushies too, those are also gone. everything is signed on the bottom with KFL except the patches if you see any of these for sale someplace or just in general PLEASE let me know asap

I ended a war between Canada and Denmark last night

you guys

If anyone tries to televise my memorial service and sell merch you have my permission to lock the doors and set the venue on fire

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Some estate finds

One of the few perks of living near Akron is the blimps are around quite often

@courier429.bsky.social remember thursday on our trip when I said BYD is putting all american electrics to shame?

Idk if this is one of those timeline synchronicity moments or just an awkward coincidence

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

Ah fuck i got jambalaya on my crash bandicoot shirt

My vibe:

The Uihleins are awful people to their core. Nepo babies who inherited the Schlitz fortune and want nothing more than to make reproductive rights go away completely. They have zero stake in Ohio yet fully funded campaigns here against the people. If they died today the world would be better tomorrow

Once again I am asking small business owners, artists and artisans, and anyone else who purchases packaging to do it anywhere but Uline

gm bsky I’m spending the day without you, as I think it’ll help my brain. If you need me, idk text or something for the 3 of you who have my number. I need to unplug my brain from the idiocracy for a bit, hold it down while I get my head righted

It’s sad how little is really understood about all this.

Love road trips with friends. That diner holy shit. You all must realize our friendship revolves around like 4 common interests and one of those is diners, and we found a damn good one today. I had a hell of a pulled pork sandwich and he had some fried chicken that looked perfect.

Spotted yesterday in akron: turbo s10 that hauls a lot of ass

@neorsd.org idk if you saw but I just waved at you

[WALTON GOGGINS as VEGETA]: kakarot

PSA time: don’t put yourself on any lists.

🚨GMT400 TOPKICK ALERT🚨

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